Qwen3 30B A3B
The latest generation Qwen model (30.5B params, 3.3B activated MoE) excels in reasoning, multilingual support, and agent tasks. Features a unique thinking/non-thinking mode switch. Supports up to 131K context with YaRN. Free tier on OpenRouter.
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Here are 5 jokes:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! -
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! -
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said…
"You've got to be kidding—I'm already on a screen!" -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! -
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
Unique count: All 5 jokes are unique. Each uses a different structure, theme, or wordplay (e.g., puns, absurdity, tech humor, classic riddles). While some are well-known, their distinct contexts make them individually unique. 😄
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Fake Interview with Steve Jobs in 2025: The Future of AI
Interviewer: [Name], Tech Visionary Reporter
Location: A sleek, minimalist studio with a backdrop of a glowing Apple logo. The air hums with the quiet e
nergy of innovation.
Interviewer: Mr. Jobs, it's an honor to speak with you. As we stand in 2025, how do you view the evoluti on of AI since its early days?
Steve Jobs: Leans forward, eyes bright with that familiar spark.
"AI isn't just a tool—it's the next chapter of human creativity. Back in the '80s, we thought of computers a
s calculators. Now, they're extensions of our minds. But the real magic isn't the code; it's how it feels.
Imagine a world where technology disappears into the background, solving problems so seamlessly you forget
it's there. That's the future.
AI today is like a child learning to walk. It's clumsy, but its potential is limitless. The key is to design it with the same care we put into a Mac or an iPhone—because technology should serve the human spirit, no t the other way around."
Interviewer: You've always emphasized simplicity. How do you think AI will balance complexity with user- friendly design?
Steve Jobs: Nods, fingers tapping the table.
"Complexity is a feature of the designer, not the user. AI must be intuitive. Think of it as a piano: the
instrument is simple, but it can produce symphonies. The best AI will act like a mentor, not a master. It'll
anticipate your needs, but never overshadow your agency.
In 2025, I see AI as a collaborator in every field. A doctor won't just rely on data; they'll partner with AI to diagnose diseases faster. A writer won't fear AI—it'll spark inspiration. The goal isn't to replace h umans, but to amplify our genius."
Interviewer: There are concerns about AI ethics and job displacement. How do you address these?
Steve Jobs: Leans back, thoughtful.
"Ethics aren't a constraint—they're a compass. We've seen what happens when technology outpaces wisdom. But
innovation without conscience is a hollow victory. AI must be built with empathy.
As for jobs, history shows that technology doesn't eliminate work—it transforms it. The farmer of 1900 wasn' t replaced by tractors; they became agronomists. The same will happen here. AI will free us from mundane tas ks, letting us focus on what truly matters: art, connection, and curiosity.
But here's the catch: We must choose how we use it. The power lies in our hands. Will we let AI diminish u s? Or will we wield it to elevate humanity?"
Interviewer: What role do you see for Apple in shaping AI's future?
Steve Jobs: Smiles, a hint of mischief.
"Apple's mission has always been to make technology human. We'll continue to push boundaries, but not for
the sake of spectacle. Imagine an AI that understands your emotions, adapts to your rhythm, and helps you li
ve a more meaningful life.
We're not just building tools—we're crafting experiences. The future isn't about machines thinking like us . It's about machines understanding us. That's where Apple will lead."
Interviewer: Finally, what advice do you have for the next generation of innovators?
Steve Jobs: Leans in, voice steady.
"Stay hungry. Stay foolish. But above all, think differently. Don't just chase trends—ask, 'What's the pro
blem worth solving?' AI is a blank canvas. Use it to create beauty, not noise.
Remember: The best technology is invisible. It doesn't shout. It listens. And when it does, it changes the world."
Interviewer: Thank you, Mr. Jobs. Your vision is as inspiring as ever.
Steve Jobs: Gestures to the camera, a wink.
"Thank you. Now, go make something that matters."
The screen fades to black, leaving the echo of a man who saw the future—and believed in it.
End of Interview
Note: This interview is a fictional recreation, blending Steve Jobs' known philosophies with speculative ad vancements in AI as of 2025.
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Modern Paradox"
Hey everyone, how's it going? I'm doing great—except I just realized I haven't laughed in weeks. Wait, no, t hat's just my phone's battery dying again. Again? What's next, my coffee mug refusing to heat up?
We're all so connected these days, but have you noticed how we're more alone than ever? I'll be sitting in a room with five people, and everyone's staring at their phones like they're solving the mystery of the unive rse. Meanwhile, the actual universe is right there, but no, we're all too busy checking our notifications. I t's like we're living in a world where the only thing we're connected to is our own anxiety.
Speaking of anxiety, let's talk about social media. It's like a party where everyone's dressed as their best self, and you're the guy in a hoodie eating cereal. But you know what? I'm proud of my cereal. It's a state ment. "I'm not here to impress anyone, I'm here to survive." But then I see someone's Instagram post of th em hiking a mountain at sunrise, and I'm like, "Oh, right, I'm also a failure."
And don't get me started on modern life's complexities. We have more information than ever, but I still ca n't figure out how to set up a printer. It's like the printer has a secret society, and I'm the only one who doesn't have the password. "Error 404: User Not Found." I'm not even a user—I'm a ghost in the machine!
Then there's the paradox of choice. We have so many options now, like choosing between 100 different types o f cereal. But when you finally pick one, you're like, "Wait, did I make the right choice? What if the other 99 were better?" It's like a game show where the prize is a box of cereal and the host is your own anxiety .
And let's not forget the obsession with being busy. We're all so busy, but what are we busy with? I'm busy b eing busy. It's like a never-ending loop. "I'm so busy, I don't have time to be busy." It's exhausting! Bu t hey, at least I'm productive… in my head.
But here's the thing: We're all in this together. We're all trying to navigate this crazy world, one confusi ng app at a time. So let's keep laughing, keep surviving, and maybe, just maybe, figure out how to set up a printer.
Thanks, everyone! You're the best. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go rewatch The Office and remember w hat it's like to not be a failure.
(Pause, then whisper) …And maybe find my phone.
To determine whether 9.11 is greater than 9.9, we can break the comparison into manageable steps:
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Compare the Whole Number Parts:
Both numbers have the same whole number part: 9. This means the comparison depends solely on the deci mal parts. -
Analyze the Decimal Parts:
- 9.11 is equivalent to 9 + 0.11, where 0.11 represents 11 hundredths (11/100).
- 9.9 is equivalent to 9 + 0.9, where 0.9 represents 9 tenths (9/10) or 90 hundredths (90/100 ).
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Compare the Decimal Values:
- Since 0.11 (11 hundredths) is less than 0.90 (90 hundredths), 9.11 < 9.9.
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Cross-Verification with Fractions:
- Convert both to fractions with a common denominator:
- 9.11 = 911/100
- 9.9 = 990/100 (since 9.9 = 9.90).
- Clearly, 911/100 < 990/100, confirming the result.
- Convert both to fractions with a common denominator:
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Conclusion:
9.11 is not greater than 9.9. It is less than 9.9 because 0.11 < 0.9.
Final Answer:
No, 9.11 is not greater than 9.9. It is less than 9.9.
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