DeepSeek Prover V2 vs DeepSeek V3 (March 2024)
Compare DeepSeek Prover V2 and DeepSeek V3 (March 2024), both from DeepSeek, context windows of 164K vs 128K, tested across 4 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare DeepSeek Prover V2 and DeepSeek V3 (March 2024), both from DeepSeek, context windows of 164K vs 128K, tested across 4 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
4 challenges
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Opening: Hey everyone! How's it going? You know, I've been thinking a lot about relationships lately. Not because I'm in one, but because I'm not. And that's the problem. I'm single, and I'm starting to think that my dating profile is the reason why.
Dating Profile: I mean, have you ever tried to write a dating profile? It's like trying to sell a used car that's been in three accidents and has a weird smell. "Runs great! Just needs a little love." And the photos? I have to choose between looking like a serial killer or a guy who's trying too hard. "Here's me hiking! I don't actually hike, but I thought it would make me look adventurous."
First Dates: First dates are the worst. You're trying to be charming, but you're also trying not to be a creep. It's a fine line. Like, "Hey, you look nice tonight." That's fine. But if you say, "Hey, you look nice tonight... in that dress... that you're wearing... that I can see you in," suddenly you're on a watchlist.
Texting: And then there's texting. Why is it so hard to text someone you like? You spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect message, and then they reply with "K." "K"? What does that even mean? Are you mad? Are you busy? Are you a robot? Because if you are, I'm into it. At least robots respond.
Social Media: Social media doesn't help either. You see all these couples posting about their perfect lives. "Look at us on this beach! We're so in love!" Meanwhile, I'm at home eating cereal for dinner and watching Netflix. But you know what? I'm happy for them. Really. I'm just over here living my best life, one episode at a time.
Family Pressure: And then there's the family pressure. My mom is always asking, "When are you going to settle down?" Mom, I'm trying. But it's hard out here. It's like the Hunger Games, but instead of fighting to the death, we're swiping left and right. And sometimes, it feels like death would be easier.
Self-Improvement: I've tried self-improvement. I read a book on how to be more confident. It said, "Fake it till you make it." So, I walked into a bar and pretended to be James Bond. I ordered a martini, shaken, not stirred. The bartender said, "We don't serve martinis here." I said, "Well, this is awkward." He said, "No, this is a coffee shop."
Conclusion: But you know what? I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep trying. Because one day, I'll find someone who loves me for who I am. Someone who appreciates my weird sense of humor and my love for cereal. And until then, I'll be here, swiping right on robots and hoping for the best. Thanks, everyone!
Closing: Thanks for listening, you've been a great audience! Remember, if you're single, it's not you, it's them. And if you're in a relationship, well, good for you. I guess. No, I'm kidding. Love is great. I'm just bitter. Have a good night!
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns Allowed)
Opening:
(Adjust mic) You ever notice how everyone lies about their height on dating apps? “I’m 6 feet tall.” Really? Because I’m 5’11”, and you’re definitely shorter than me. You’re out here claiming 6 feet like it’s a tax deduction. “Yeah, I donated to charity… my height.”
Dating:
Dating apps are wild. You’re swiping through people like, “Oh, you like hiking? Wow. You and every other basic human who owns a pair of sneakers.” Meanwhile, their bio says, “I love to laugh!” Cool, so you’ve experienced joy—groundbreaking.
And first dates? Awkward. You’re both pretending you don’t have Google. “So… what do you do?” I already stalked your LinkedIn, Jessica. I know you’re in “strategic marketing synergy.”
Gym Life:
I joined a gym recently. Big mistake. Everyone there looks like they’re training for the Avengers, and I’m just trying not to die on the treadmill. The other day, some guy grunted so loud, I thought he was either lifting 300 pounds or giving birth.
And gym etiquette? If you take a machine and then just sit there scrolling Instagram, you’re a menace. You’re not working out; you’re just holding equipment hostage.
Social Media:
Social media is just people pretending their life is perfect. “Look at my avocado toast!” Wow, you put an egg on bread—call the Louvre. Meanwhile, I’m over here eating cereal for dinner like, “This is fine. This is fine.”
And don’t get me started on LinkedIn. Everyone’s a “thought leader” or a “disruptor.” Really? Because your last post was just a screenshot of a quote you copied from Google.
Closing:
Life’s weird, man. We’re all out here pretending we know what we’re doing. But deep down? We’re all just Googling “how to adult” at 2 a.m.
(Beat)
Anyway, I’m out of time. You’ve been great—or at least, you laughed politely. That’s all I can ask for. Goodnight!
(Drop mic—or gently place it down if you’re not confident in your mic-drop skills.)
This routine keeps it light, relatable, and punchy without relying on puns. Hope it lands! Let me know if you'd like any tweaks.
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