DeepSeek R1 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare DeepSeek R1 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 128K vs 128K, tested across 16 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare DeepSeek R1 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 128K vs 128K, tested across 16 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
16 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "Modern Life is a Joke (But Not the Pun Kind)"
[Opening with confident energy]
Hey, how’s everyone doing? You ever just exist in 2024 and think, “Wow, we’re all making this up as we go, huh?” Like, dating apps? Let’s start there. Swiping through people like we’re browsing Netflix for a horror movie we’ll regret later.
[Pacing, mock-serious tone]
And why do all dating profiles look the same? “I like hiking, tacos, and my dog.” Wow. You’re a human being, not a “Live, Laugh, Love” poster. And why do guys always hold fish in their photos? Is this Tinder or Animal Planet? “Swipe right if you want someone who smells like bass and bad decisions.”
[Lean in, conspiratorial]
And bios! “Looking for someone who doesn’t take life too seriously.” Translation: “I will forget your birthday and borrow money.” Once saw a bio that said, “Fluent in sarcasm.” Oh, cool, so you’re… everyone’s ex.
[Shift to social media bit]
Speaking of red flags, let’s talk Instagram. Nothing’s real there. You ever see those “candid” shots? “Oh, this? I just woke up like this.” Bulls--t. You posed for 20 minutes while your friend yelled, “Look like you’re having fun but also dead inside!” That’s the vibe.
[Mocking pose]
And the “perfect” lives? “Here’s my avocado toast in Bali!” Meanwhile, I’m in sweatpants eating cereal from the box, watching your stories like, “Teach me your ways, wizard.”
[Pause, then upbeat]
But hey, at least we’re all failing together. Ever get sucked into a 2 a.m. TikTok spiral? You start watching DIY crafts, then it’s conspiracy theories about birds, and suddenly you’re learning to yodel. At dawn. Your neighbors hate you, but hey, you’re TikTok famous in Slovenia.
[Transition to adulting]
And can we talk about “adulting”? Laundry is my nemesis. I swear, clothes multiply like gremlins. You do one load, and suddenly there’s a sock cult in the hamper. And groceries? Every week I buy spinach like, “This time I’ll be healthy.” Spoiler: It liquefies in the fridge while I UberEats McDonald’s.
[Exaggerated despair]
Don’t even get me started on LinkedIn. It’s just Facebook in a tie. “I’m excited to announce I’ll be breathing air in Q2!” And why do people post, “Open to work” like it’s a dating status? “Looking for someone who can handle my Excel skills and crippling self-doubt.”
[Wrap-up, upbeat]
But honestly, life’s chaos is what makes it fun. We’re all out here winging it, swiping right, burning toast, and pretending we know how to fold a fitted sheet. So here’s to us—the generation that turned surviving into a spectator sport.
[Closing grin]
And if you’re single, hit me up. My bio says, “Will love you more than my plant… which is dead.” Mic drop.
[End on a wink, exit stage.]
Note: Adjust delivery for timing—keep punchlines snappy, milk reactions, and vibe with the crowd. No puns, just relatable absurdity. 🎤✨
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Objective: Enhance longevity, physical/cognitive performance, and stress resilience through advanced biohacking strategies.
Focus: Metabolic flexibility, circadian alignment, and baseline biomarker tracking.
Focus: Autophagy activation, cognitive enhancement, and performance peaks.
Focus: Sustaining gains, epigenetic optimization, and advanced recovery.
5:30 AM: Wake, HRV check, hydration (500ml water + electrolytes).
6:00 AM: Cold plunge (3 min) + red light therapy.
6:30 AM: Nootropic stack + fasted HIIT.
8:00 AM: Breakfast (Keto: Avocado, eggs, collagen).
12:00 PM: Strength training + creatine.
1:30 PM: Lunch (Grass-fed steak, greens, olive oil).
6:00 PM: Dinner (Salmon, asparagus, MCT oil).
8:00 PM: Magnesium + apigenin.
9:30 PM: Neurofeedback + sleep.
Outcome: Enhanced metabolic/cognitive resilience, increased VO2 max, and optimized longevity biomarkers (e.g., NAD+, telomere length).
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Dish Name: Symbiosis of Land and Sea
Conceptual Narrative:
This dish embodies the harmonious interplay between terrestrial and marine ecosystems, symbolizing nature's balance. The earthy depth of smoked celeriac and bone marrow contrasts with the briny sweetness of sea urchin, while fermented black garlic and pine needle oil bridge the two worlds. Each component is meticulously crafted to evoke a sensory journey through forest and ocean, culminating in a symphony of textures and flavors.
1. Smoked Celeriac Purée
Earth’s Foundation
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Method:
2. Hokkaido Sea Urchin (Uni)
Ocean’s Jewel
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3. Bone Marrow-Stuffed Morel Mushrooms
Forest’s Bounty
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4. Fermented Black Garlic Gel
Umami Bridge
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5. Crispy Chicken Skin
Textural Contrast
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Method:
6. Wild Herb Emulsion
Freshness of the Canopy
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7. Pine Needle Oil
Forest Aroma
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Method:
Final Touch: Serve with a chilled glass of crisp, mineral-driven Riesling to complement the dish’s umami and acidity. The interplay of smoke, brine, and earth will leave diners immersed in a narrative of nature’s duality.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS
Find exploitable clauses in a software consulting contract and suggest modifications with legal reasoning.