Compare Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 by Google AI against GPT-4.1 Nano by OpenAI, context windows of 1.0M vs 1.0M, tested across 9 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
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Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Out of these 5 jokes, all 5 are unique. Each one has a different premise and punchline.
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Number of unique jokes: 5
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Alright, alright, settle down you magnificent collection of human beings! You look good tonight. Not just good, but… like you've all collectively decided to nail the 'I'm here to laugh and avoid talking about my Monday' look. And I respect that.
Seriously though, it's great to be back on stage. I'm living the dream. The dream where I stand under a hot light, tell jokes, and then pray to whatever cosmic entity oversees snack food that someone buys me a churro afterwards. It's a very specific dream.
You know, I've been thinking a lot about the little things lately. Like how we, as a society, have completely lost the art of the proper grocery store queue. Remember when it was an orderly, efficient process? Now it's like a Thunderdome of trolley carts and self-scanning existential dread.
I was at the supermarket the other day, and this woman in front of me had a full-blown argument with the self-checkout machine. Not a quiet, muttering argument, but a shouting match. "I scanned you! You know I scanned you! This is manipulation, Fresh Goods 4000! You're just trying to make me feel inadequate!"
And I'm just standing there, awkwardly holding my single bag of crisps, wondering if I should intervene, like, "Ma'am, perhaps it's time to accept the machine's judgment. It saw what you did with that avocado."
And don't even get me started on the phenomenon of unsolicited life advice. Everywhere I go, someone's got a hot take on how I should live my life. I was at the gym yesterday – yes, I go to the gym, briefly, for moral support – and this guy comes up to me in the middle of a set. He's like, "You know, you're not really getting the full benefit from that curl. You need to keep your elbows tucked in more, and really focus on the eccentric movement."
And I'm just thinking, "Sir, I'm pretty sure the full benefit for me is just not face-planting on the floor. My eccentric movement is my natural state, just trying to lift this ridiculously heavy five-pound weight." Honestly, the only advice I want at the gym is, "Are you done with that water fountain?"
And then there's the internet. Oh, the internet. It's a magical place, isn't it? Where you can learn anything, connect with anyone, and also find out that someone on TikTok believes their cat is receiving messages from outer space via interpretive dance. And then you spend twenty minutes watching it. Don't judge. It was compelling.
But my favorite internet phenomenon is the comments section. It's where optimism goes to die. You could post a video of a puppy saving a baby deer from a burning building, and someone would comment, "Probably staged. And that puppy's form is terrible. Also, why wasn't there a fire extinguisher?"
It's like people have forgotten how to just… enjoy things. My goal in life now is just to find joy in small, uncomplicated moments. Like when the Wi-Fi actually connects on the first try. Or when I remember where I put my keys before I have to leave the house. These are my victories.
So thank you tonight for being here, for sharing these small joys and absurdities with me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear the distant siren song of a churro cart, and my dream is calling. You've been a wonderful audience! Thank you!
[Start with a relatable observation]
You ever notice that the more technology advances, the more we have to check if it's working? I mean, I bought a smart coffee maker. It's supposed to brew my coffee in the morning, but honestly, I spend just as much time troubleshooting it as I do drinking it. Yesterday, it decided to update its firmware at 6 a.m.—like it was trying to send me a message: "Hey, don't depend on me too much. I might freeze or turn into a paperweight."
[Segue into everyday frustrations]
And don't get me started on smartphones. I miss the days when your phone was just a phone. Now, it's also a mini therapist, navigator, fitness tracker, and someone who judges your every move—sometimes all at once. I swear, I saw my phone give me a sad look yesterday because I didn't walk enough steps. Like, wow, I'm really being shamed by a slab of glass.
[Observations about human behavior]
Humans are funny because we're constantly trying to make big things smaller—like apartments. We try to fit a whole life into 500 square feet and then wonder why we're all barely hangin' on. The question isn't "how do I make more space?" it's "how do I survive this chaos with your noisy upstairs neighbors and your neighbor's dog that sounds like a siren?"
[On social interactions]
And relationships? They're like trying to assemble furniture from Ikea. There are missing pieces, confusing instructions, and every now and then, you end up with a part you don't know what to do with, but you're supposed to pretend it's fine.
[Closing with a reflection]
But honestly, I think the universe has a sense of humor. We spend so much time trying to control everything—our apps, our routines, even the weather—and then it reminds us who's boss. Today, I looked out the window and it was sunny, then rained, then sunny again. Nature's just flipping us off, one cloud at a time.
[End with a relatable note]
So maybe the secret to life isn't controlling everything. Maybe it's just learning to laugh at how ridiculous it all is—and accepting that sometimes, your coffee maker will just decide it's time for a software update.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Recreate a classic, retro, macOS Desktop UI. Make it interactive and nostalgic, make it as interactive as you can, you can be creative. Feel free to showcase your skills. The entire application must be a single-page self-contained HTML file.
