Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
The Existential Dread of the Grocery Aisle (Walk onto the stage, adjust the mic slightly, look out at the audience with a slightly bewildered, yet amused expression.) Good evening, everyone! How are we doing tonight? Good. Good. I’m doing… fine. You know, relatively.Read the full answer
(Hey, thanks for coming out.) I’ve been thinking a lot about my house lately. Specifically, how it’s trying to run my life. I bought a smart speaker. Just a little cylinder. I thought it would be nice. Play music when I ask. But now it talks back. Not in a creepy way, just in a passive-aggressive way.Read the full answer