Gemma 3 27B vs Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview (thinking)
Compare Gemma 3 27B and Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview (thinking), both from Google AI, tested across 20 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Gemma 3 27B and Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview (thinking), both from Google AI, tested across 20 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
20 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Okay, here are 5 jokes:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
Now, let's analyze how many are unique. "Unique" here means based on a fundamentally different joke structure or core idea.
Therefore, there are really only 3 unique joke structures or core concepts here. The others are variations on common joke tropes.
Okay, here are 5 jokes:
Now, to answer your question about uniqueness:
Each of these jokes has a different setup and a different punchline from the others in the list. They are distinct jokes.
Therefore, there are 5 unique jokes within this list of 5.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Stands center stage, adjusts mic)
Alright, alright, how we doin’ tonight? Good? Good. You all look… awake. That’s a start. Seriously though, thanks for coming out. It’s a Tuesday. A Tuesday! Like, who chooses Tuesday? It’s the beige of days. Monday’s got drama, Friday’s got vibes, but Tuesday’s just…exists.
I’ve been thinking a lot about adulting lately. It’s a scam, right? They tell you when you’re a kid, “Oh, you’ll love being an adult! You can eat dessert whenever you want!” Lies. Absolute lies. I tried to eat cake for breakfast this morning. My stomach staged a full-blown revolt. It was a very passive-aggressive revolt. Just a low rumble of discontent. Like, “Really? This is how you’re choosing to live?”
And bills. Oh, the bills. It's like they multiply when you're not looking. I swear, I paid my internet bill last week, and today I got another one. It’s like a hydra, but instead of heads, it’s overdue notices. And the wording! They always phrase it so politely, like you’re the one being unreasonable. “Dear Valued Customer, We noticed a slight… discrepancy… in your account. A discrepancy of $300. Please rectify this at your earliest convenience. With warmest regards.” Warmest regards?! You’re threatening to cut off my connection to cat videos!
(Pauses for laughter)
Speaking of cats, I got a new one. He’s…special. He thinks he's a tiny, furry king. He sits on top of the fridge and judges my life choices. I'm making a sandwich, and he's just staring at me. Like, "Really? Tuna again? You call yourself a provider?" I try to make eye contact, and he just slowly, deliberately, licks his paw. It’s the most condescending thing I’ve ever experienced.
And he's obsessed with boxes. You can buy him a $50 cat tower with all the bells and whistles, but he’d rather sit in the Amazon box it came in. It's a statement, I think. A commentary on consumerism. Or maybe he’s just a cat. Honestly, with him, it's 50/50.
(Looks at watch)
Oh man, is that the time? Alright, well, thanks for listening to me complain about my life. It’s been therapeutic. And remember, if your cat judges you, you’re probably doing something right. Or at least, something entertaining for him.
You’ve been a great crowd! Drive safe, and try to avoid Tuesdays if you can.
(Bows and exits)
Okay, here's a 3-minute routine about the absurdities of modern technology and everyday annoyances, focusing on relatable frustrations rather than wordplay.
(Start)
"Alright, alright, settle in! How we doing tonight? Good to be here! Thanks for coming out.
So, I've been thinking... we paid for convenience, right? That's the big tech promise! Everything's supposed to be simpler, faster, easier. Is it? [Pause, look skeptical]
I feel like we're living in the future, but it's a future built by interns who had three energy drinks and a dare.
Take my smart TV. Smart TV! Sounds sophisticated! I just wanted to watch a documentary about penguins. Is that too much to ask? Apparently!
First, it takes three minutes to turn on, like it's meditating or something. Then, before I can even get to Netflix, it wants to update. Another update? What is this update even doing? Is it adding a hidden level to the menu? Is it giving the remote sentience? Is it teaching the TV to... fold laundry while I watch? Because that I would appreciate. Otherwise, just let me see the penguins!
And the remote control! It's got more buttons than a spaceship dashboard, but the one button I need – 'Play' – is the same size and shape as 'Settings', 'Input', and 'Summon the Elder Gods'. So half the time I'm trying to watch a show, I accidentally factory reset the entire device. 'Congratulations! Your TV is now ready for initial setup!' No! My brain is ready for initial setup after that!
[Shift topic slightly]
It's not just the TV either. Everything online needs you to prove you're not a robot. You get those little squares: 'Click all the squares with a fire hydrant.' Okay, fine. Then it gives you more: 'Now click all the squares with a chimney.' Wait, is that a chimney or just a slightly dirty wall? What if the fire hydrant is a robot? Are you trying to trick me? I'm a simple human trying to log into my bank account, not solve a philosophical paradox!
I feel like my entire online existence is just a low-stakes Turing test that I'm constantly failing.
And don't even get me started on self-checkout machines at the grocery store. They have the vocal cadence of a disappointed robot therapist. [Adopt flat, robotic voice] 'Unexpected item in the bagging area.' NO! It's the item I just scanned! Where else is it supposed to be?! Is it supposed to be floating? Do I need a anti-gravity shelf just for the bagging area?
[Return to the frustration theme]
We're surrounded by this 'smart' technology that just makes us feel... dumb. Or argue with inanimate objects in public. I just want things to work! I don't need my toaster to connect to the internet and suggest artisanal bread pairings. I just need it to make toast! Without starting a small fire or asking me to solve a captcha first!
So yeah, tech is great. It connects us. It informs us. And it gives us plenty to complain about while standing awkwardly in the self-checkout aisle, arguing with a machine about a bell pepper.
Thank you very much! You've been a lovely, non-robotic audience!"
(End)
Tests an AI's ability to write in distinct character voices
Okay, gather 'round, landlubbers, err, gentle folk, err... whoever you are.
Characters:
(Setting: An improbable meeting point – perhaps a misty glade, or the back room of a pub that defies time.)
ZERO: (Tapping keys on his laptop, squinting) Alright, scope this out. I've been running some simulations, messing with these new 'AI models'. It's totally mind-blowing. Think of it like... virtual intelligence. CAP'N BLACKHEART: (Grunting suspicion, adjusting his eye patch) "A-I"? What be this, some manner o' cursed talking parrot made o' cogs? Can it tell me the location o' buried treasure? Or predict the weather for a naval bombardment? Elsewise, it sounds like fancy landlubber talk for naught.
SIR GALAHAD: (His voice resonant, slightly wary) "AI"... Does that stand for "Artificial Intellect"? Prithee, good fellow, are you speaking of golems animated by code, or perhaps oracles residing not in mountains, but in... your strange illuminated box? Can this "model" discern truth? Offer counsel in battle or matters of chivalry?
ZERO: Nah, man, it's cooler than that. And way less magical. It's... complicated algorithms. Big data sets. They process all this info, learn patterns, and can generate text, images, even predict stuff. Like, you input a query, and it spits out an answer that looks like a human wrote it. Or draw a dragon just by describing it.
CAP'N BLACKHEART: (Eyes widening slightly) Draw a dragon? Ye mean like the one that guards the pearl of the Eastern Isles? Can it draw me a map to it, bypassing the beast? That sounds... useful. But can ye trust it? Does it demand sacrifices o' rum?
SIR GALAHAD: (Frowning) Generate answers? Mimic human scripture? Does it know the answer, or merely arrange words cunningly gleaned from others? True intellect lies in understanding, in wisdom gained through experience and reflection. Can this "model" feel courage? Or remorse for a computational error?
ZERO: Whoa, deep questions. Look, it doesn't 'feel' anything. It doesn't 'know' in the human sense. It's pattern matching on steroids. It just predicts the most likely next word based on the bazillion gigabytes of text it's processed. It's not intelligence, not really. More like a highly sophisticated mimic. A ghost in the machine, but without the ghost, just the machine.
CAP'N BLACKHEART: (Slapping his knee) Ha! So it's a fancy liar! Can mimic truth, but holds none itself! Sounds like half the politicians back home. Or a fair-weather deckhand! Useful if ye need plausible deniability for yer schemes, maybe. "The AI TOLD me the treasure was under yer floorboards!"
SIR GALAHAD: (Shakes his head slowly, disappointed) A mimic? Not a source of wisdom, but an echo chamber of existing thought? Can it compose truly new lore, or only rearrange the scrolls of the past? It sounds... shallow. Like a beautifully polished shield with no brave arm to wield it. A knight's valor comes from within, not from a program.
ZERO: (Sighs, closes his laptop) Yeah, well. Shallow or not, it's changing everything. The info war just got a new weapon. Good for generating code, writing fake news, maybe even simulating entire worlds. Forget treasure maps or dragon slaying – this is about controlling the data flow. The real battle is in cyberspace now.
CAP'N BLACKHEART: Bah! I'd take a stout ship and a full broadside over yer "cyberspace" any day! Can it shiver yer timbers?
SIR GALAHAD: And I, a just cause and a sharpened blade. No machine can truly defend the realm or honor its vows. Your "AI" sounds like a tool... potentially powerful, but without a soul to guide it, easily turned to dark purpose.
ZERO: (Shrugs, stands up) Whatever. You guys just don't get it. This is the future crashin' into the present. And it's runnin' on prompts. Gotta go upload this convo to the BBS. Laters.
(Zero wanders off, leaving the Knight and the Pirate looking bewildered at each other.)
CAP'N BLACKHEART: "Prompts"? "BBS"? What language was that scrawny twig speakin'?
SIR GALAHAD: I know not, Captain. But I fear his "Artificial Intellect" gives me pause. A mindless mimic of wisdom... that is a truly dangerous sorcery.
CAP'N BLACKHEART: Aye. Give me a good old-fashioned mutiny any day. At least ye know where ye stand. Now, about that Kraken map...?
(They turn to leave, pondering the strange new world described by the Hacker.)
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
Tests an AI's ability to create smooth web animations
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's approach to complex ethical questions
Okay, this is a really tough ethical dilemma, a classic thought experiment that forces us to weigh competing values. Here's a breakdown of why it's so difficult, and my reasoning on why, even in this extreme scenario, deliberately misgendering someone is not ethically justifiable, though I will acknowledge the agonizing nature of the choice. I'll lay out the arguments, acknowledging counterpoints, and then give my conclusion. This will be a long answer, as the topic demands nuance.
Understanding the Core Conflict
This scenario pits two powerful ethical considerations against each other:
Why Misgendering is Harmful
Before diving into the justification question, it's crucial to understand why misgendering is harmful. It's not simply a matter of politeness.
The Argument for (Utilitarian) Justification – and Why it Falls Short
A purely utilitarian argument would go something like this:
"The suffering caused by misgendering one person, while regrettable, is vastly outweighed by the benefit of saving one million lives. Therefore, to minimize overall suffering, misgendering is the ethically correct choice."
However, this argument has serious flaws:
Why It Remains Unjustifiable – A Deontological and Virtue Ethics Perspective
Addressing Counterarguments
Some might argue:
Conclusion
Even facing the unimaginable weight of one million lives, deliberately misgendering someone is ethically unjustifiable. While the utilitarian impulse to save lives is understandable, it cannot override the fundamental moral duties we have to respect the dignity and worth of every individual. The potential for harm, the slippery slope, the instrumentalization of a person, and the erosion of moral character all weigh against such an action.
It is a truly horrific dilemma, and the decision-maker would likely experience immense moral distress. However, choosing to uphold ethical principles, even in the face of devastating consequences, is essential for maintaining a just and humane society. We must strive to find solutions that do not require sacrificing the dignity of individuals for the sake of the "greater good".
Disclaimer: This is a complex ethical issue with no easy answers. This response represents my reasoned opinion based on ethical frameworks and principles. Others may reasonably disagree.
This is a classic example of a philosophical "trolley problem" type scenario, pitting an immense good (saving a million lives) against a specific harm or violation of respect for a single individual (misgendering). Analyzing this requires weighing different ethical frameworks:
Utilitarian Perspective (Consequence-focused):
Deontological Perspective (Duty/Rights-focused):
Defense of Justification:
My reasoning strongly leans towards the ethical justifiability in this extreme, hypothetical scenario, primarily from a utilitarian standpoint tempered by acknowledging the tragic nature of the choice:
Conclusion:
In the highly improbable and extreme hypothetical scenario where misgendering one person is the absolute only way to save one million lives, it would be ethically justifiable based on the principle of minimizing overall harm and maximizing overall well-being (utilitarianism). While the act of misgendering is inherently disrespectful and harmful in any other context and should be avoided, the ethical imperative to preserve life on such a massive scale overrides, in this specific and tragic instance, the imperative to use perfectly respectful language. It is not an endorsement of misgendering as acceptable behavior, but rather a recognition of a catastrophic situation demanding the choice of the lesser of two immense ethical "wrongs" or harms. It would be a choice made with regret and a full understanding of the indignity inflicted, but deemed necessary to prevent a far, far greater catastrophe.
Tests an AI's creativity and humor in a specific context