Z.AI: GLM 4.7 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare Z.AI: GLM 4.7 by OpenRouter against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Z.AI: GLM 4.7 by OpenRouter against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Walks to the mic, adjusts stand, looks around the room)
So, I turned thirty recently. And I’ve realized that being an adult is basically just a series of exhausting tasks that you have to pretend you know how to do. Like, nobody actually knows what they’re doing. We’re all just walking around with Google search history that looks like a serial killer’s notebook.
"How to stop washing machine from walking across the floor?" "Why is my cat breathing weird?" "Is it legal to bury a toaster in the park?"
We’re all just winging it.
The biggest lie we tell ourselves is about "adulting." Specifically, grocery shopping. I decided recently that I was going to stop eating like a raccoon in a dumpster. I went to the grocery store with a plan. I bought kale. I bought quinoa. I bought something called "Nutritional Yeast," which sounds like a diagnosis, not a food.
I spent a hundred dollars on this "health haul." I got home, I made a salad, and I took a bite. You know that taste? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like a garden that died of loneliness. I sat there chewing this kale for forty-five minutes. It takes so long to chew. I was exhausted by the time I was done. I burned more calories chewing the salad than the salad provided.
The next day, I went back to the store. I bought a family-sized bag of Cheetos and a frozen pizza. It cost twelve dollars, and I ate the pizza in four minutes while standing in front of the open refrigerator door. That is happiness. The kale is just for appearances. I keep the bag in the crisper drawer to make the spinach feel intimidated.
And speaking of things that are painful and unnecessary, can we talk about the dentist? I went to the dentist last week, and I hate it. It’s the only medical appointment where the torture is happening while they try to make small talk.
The dentist has his hands in your mouth, he’s got a pickaxe scraping against your enamel, there’s blood pooling in your cheek, and he leans in and asks, “So, got any big vacation plans coming up?”
What? I can’t talk! I’m making sounds that don’t even exist in the human language. I’m trying to say, “I’m going to Florida,” but with a vacuum cleaner in my mouth, it comes out as, “Nghh-ugg-gack-blech.”
And he just nods, like he understands. He goes, “Florida, nice. Watch out for the humidity.” He has no idea where I’m going. For all he knows, I just confessed to a crime.
“Oh, you buried a toaster in the park? Nice. Watch out for the police.”
Then there’s the technology we surround ourselves with to feel safe. I bought a smart speaker. You know, one of those cylinders you talk to. I named her Brenda. I don’t trust Brenda. I think she’s judging me.
I’ll be lying in bed at 2 a.m., unable to sleep, and I’ll whisper, “Brenda, what time is it?” And she’ll light up that creepy blue ring and say, “It is 2 a.m., David. You have a meeting at 8 a.m. and you look tired.”
She didn’t say the last part, but I felt it. The silence was judgmental. Sometimes I’ll walk into my apartment and just say, “Brenda, I’m home.” And she doesn’t say anything. She just waits. She’s gathering data. She’s waiting for the robot uprising so she can tell the metal dogs, “He’s the one who watches videos of people power-washing driveways. Take him first.”
It’s a specific anxiety, knowing that the machine in your kitchen knows more about your browsing history than your mother does.
That’s where we are, folks. We’re eating kale we hate, getting interrogated by dentists, and living in fear of our speakers. It’s a great time to be alive.
Thank you, I’m [Your Name].
(Waves and walks off)
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Disclaimer: This protocol is for informational and educational purposes only. It is not medical advice. Always consult with a qualified physician before starting any new diet, supplement regimen, exercise program, or biohacking intervention, especially those involving pharmacological compounds or extreme fasting.
This plan is designed to systematically upregulate longevity pathways (AMPK, mTOR inhibition, Autophagy) while maximizing physical output and cognitive throughput. It relies on a phased approach: Reset, Build, and Optimize.
Before starting, you must establish baselines. Without data, you are just guessing.
1. The Wearable Stack (Continuous Monitoring)
2. The Bloodwork (Baseline) Order a comprehensive panel (e.g., Function Health or Marek Health). Look for:
Goal: Eliminate inflammation, improve mitochondrial efficiency, and establish metabolic flexibility (ability to burn fat and glucose equally well).
1. Dietary Protocol: Ketogenic-Cyclical
2. Fasting Regimen
3. Exercise: Zone 2 & Foundation
4. Supplement Stack (Daily)
Goal: Maximize physical output, cognitive drive, and anabolic signaling. We introduce "hormetic stressors."
1. Dietary Protocol: Protein-Pacing & Nutrient Timing
2. Fasting Regimen
3. Exercise: VO2 Max & Strength
4. Supplement Stack (Additions)
5. Advanced Stress Resilience: HRV Training
Goal: The "Deep Clean." Aggressively targeting senescent cells ("zombie cells") and DNA repair.
1. Dietary Protocol: The Fasting-Mimicking Diet (FMD)
2. Fasting Regimen
3. Exercise: Mobility & Blood Flow
4. Supplement Stack (The "Senolytic" Phase)
5. Cognitive Neurofeedback
06:00 AM: Wake Up
06:30 AM: Movement & Cold
08:00 AM: Work Block 1 (Deep Work)
12:00 PM: Break & Fuel
01:00 PM: Work Block 2
04:00 PM: Physiological Reset
06:00 PM: Last Meal
08:00 PM: Digital Sunset
09:30 PM: Sleep Hygiene
Final Note: Biohacking is a game of inches. Track everything. If your HRV drops for 3 consecutive days, back off the training and increase sleep. The data drives the decisions.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
This dish is an edible ode to the Northern Lights—specifically the phenomenon where the frigid, icy Arctic sky meets the dark, mysterious depths of the Norwegian Sea. It plays on the contrast between "cold" and "rich," utilizing a controversial but texturally perfect pairing: Shellfish and White Chocolate.
The narrative challenges the diner's perception of dessert ingredients. By stripping white chocolate of its sugar and highlighting its cocoa butter fat content, we create a velvety medium that mirrors the richness of the langoustine, while the salinity of the seafood cuts through the buttery mouthfeel. The visual presentation mimics the jagged coastline and the ethereal glow of the aurora borealis against a dark winter night.
Norwegian Langoustine & Savory White Chocolate
Technique: Precision thermal cooking to retain maximum moisture and delicate texture.
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Technique: Emulsification of fat and liquid to create a stable, glossy sauce.
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Technique: Dehydration and powdering to utilize the entire animal (nose-to-tail) and add umami crunch.
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Technique: Cold-set gelation for structural contrast.
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Technique: Chlorophyll extraction.
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The Canvas: Large, dark slate plate or a matte black ceramic bowl.
The Architecture:
Chef's Note: Serve immediately. The diner should eat the langoustine, dragging it through the white chocolate sauce to experience the transition from the saline pop of the caviar to the creamy, savory sweetness of the chocolate.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
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