GPT-4.1 Mini vs QwQ 32B
Compare GPT-4.1 Mini by OpenAI against QwQ 32B by Qwen, context windows of 1.0M vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare GPT-4.1 Mini by OpenAI against QwQ 32B by Qwen, context windows of 1.0M vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
10 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
Let's analyze the information:
Since Sally is a girl and one of the sisters, for each brother to have 2 sisters, it means there must be a total of 2 sisters in the family (including Sally).
Therefore:
Answer: Sally has 1 sister.
Answer: Sally has \boxed{1} sister.
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
You ever notice how every time you try to eat healthy, the universe just laughs at you? Like, I'll buy a bunch of kale, quinoa, and those weird little chia seeds. And then five minutes later, I'm sitting on my couch, eating a whole pizza like it owes me child support.
I don't even know when that transformation happens. One minute I'm a responsible adult making smart choices, and the next I'm questioning my life decisions staring at an empty box of stuffed crust. My couch is like a black hole for willpower.
And why is it that healthy food is so complicated? They have recipes that sound like I need a degree in chemistry. "Combine 1/4 teaspoon of organic turmeric powder with a splash of cold-pressed, single-origin coconut water and stir counterclockwise." I just wanted lunch, not an episode of Breaking Bad.
Speaking of complicated, why does social media make everything worse? I scroll for two minutes, and suddenly I'm an expert on kombucha fermentation, medieval history, and how to train for a marathon—all things I googled five seconds ago. Then I look down at my Chipotle bowl and feel like I'm failing a test I didn't even study for.
And the amount of "life hacks" online now? No thanks. I don't need a video explaining how to fold a fitted sheet. If I knew how to do that, I wouldn't be standing in the laundry room trying to tame that monster like I'm wrestling a small, angry octopus.
Dating in 2024 is another level. Everyone's profile looks like a movie trailer. "Adventurous spirit, lover of sushi and bad decisions, looking for someone to binge watch documentaries about true crime with." Meanwhile, I'm just hoping to meet someone whose last text wasn't "k" or "lol." That's it—just basic communication. And why do people tell you, "Just be yourself" on dates? That's really easy advice when the "yourself" you're thinking of is calm and collected. But my actual "myself" right now is sitting in sweatpants, eating leftover pizza, and questioning their entire existence. Not exactly the glowing highlight reel Netflix wants to feature.
But maybe that's the secret — embracing the chaos. Because honestly, life's messy, confusing, and a little ridiculous. So if you can laugh at your kale-to-pizza transformation, your failed attempts to fold laundry, and your awkward text exchanges, you're doing okay.
Thanks, folks! You've been great — now, excuse me, I'm gonna go have some more pizza for recovery.
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!)
Eric's Stage Entrance:
(Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee)
Opening:
Alright, admit it—ever tried talking to tech support in Hindi? I did, once. The woman on the line asked, "What's the issue, sir?" I said, "The line is delayed, like a stalker of my call waiting." She said, "Mr. Burrows, hold while I transfer you…" and then conjugated every form of the verb "wait" in Hindi. I was still waiting when I sold my router on eBay.
Dating Apps:
Speaking of waiting, dates now start on apps where, "We found you!" like we're shoppers at a lost dog shelter. And honestly, relax. No entitlement to happiness through an algorithm. But then DMs hit… "Greetings, my name is Ronaldo. Passport, job, Tinder premium." Not even a "Hi, how're you?"—starts with his résumé. Talk about overqualified.
Parenting Moment:
Kids are philosophers now. My niece asked me once, "Why do grown-ups say 'Put that down,' but then say 'Look at this magazine?'" And I was like, "Ah, adult hypocrisy is complicated." She responded, "Oh, so it's okay if I copy Dad's TikTok swiping?" Uh-oh, frickin' Nietzsche in a dinosaur onesie.
Post-Workout Hustle:
Ever seen the new "plank squad" at your gym? These are people who do planks so hard they forget to lift their faces… and accidentally their dry-erase boards read, "Meet the Joneses—Zoom backdrop only." Meanwhile, some plank in sweatsuits go drive-thru, order coffee, and bark, "I'll take a 32 oz Almighty Latte… and a quarter of a kale salad as a 'therapeutic exchange,' thanks!"
Grocery Horror:
Self-checkouts are the new therapists. You do this inventory: "Was this taxed? Does the receipt deserve a trophy? Do I feel accomplished?" And then some Karen's like, "Oh no, it won't scan! Maybe… pray to the iPhone gods?" Suddenly, you're narrating the bagging process like a 90s MTV vlogger: "Okay, let's nestle the constrictions—uh, cucumbers—gently in the basket. Let me just add drama to my leftovers."
Dining Delight:
Restaurants now train waiters to yell, "Who's with this lookin'-like-a-corpse patient?! Suppaaa, losers! Time to share tables!" So you're sipping your $12 kale smoothie next to someone whose meatloaf got a restraining order. I bet 90% of conversations start, "Welp, our life choices led us here." Dinner now feels like a support group for people who hate napkins.
Closing with a Callback:
And the kicker? Just came back from my parent's Thanksgiving—Mom's like, "Why're you here, Eric? The mailman had issues with my candles." Dad? Mute in a headset, screaming at a chat monitor screen. I popped in, said, "Relax, you've survived Christmas on diet meds before." Dad: "Wait, we did the drugs?" Mom: "You're grounded, Eric." (Pause) Okay, thanks, everybody. If you liked it… keep it open. If not… plank it.
(Emergency water chug and exit while holding a crumpled receipt like a trophy.)
This routine cycles through relatable scenarios, uses character-driven humor, and leans on absurd situations to land laughs withoutwordplay. Timing and facial expressions during the parentheticals would add extra punch!
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
Tests an AI's ability to create smooth web animations
Tests an AI's UI design skills with theming support
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Create a detailed voxel art scene of a pagoda in a beautiful garden using ThreeJS