Compare GPT-5 Mini by OpenAI against Inception: Mercury by Inception, tested across 24 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
24 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
All 5 are unique.
Here are five jokes for you:
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
All five jokes are unique in their setup and punchline.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
You ever notice how being an adult is basically a long string of decisions you were never trained for? When you're a kid, your biggest choice is grape or orange. As an adult, you find yourself standing in front of a dishwasher, holding a mysterious utensil, and thinking: do I scrub this like a weapon or is the rinse cycle going to take care of my dignity? There should be a diploma for that. "Congrats, you completed 'Appliance Judgment 101.'"
And technology was supposed to make that easier, remember? We bought smart speakers to feel like the future. Now I live with a tiny passive-aggressive roommate who listens to everything and pretends not to. I ask it to play jazz and it plays a lecture about sleep cycles. I say, "Turn the lights down." It asks, "Are you sure?" Who is running this household — me or the light bulb's therapist?
The other day I asked it to set a reminder to call my mom. It responded, "I've scheduled self-reflection for 6 p.m." I didn't know whether to be grateful or to feel judged. At least when the toaster judges you, it's honest. This thing is trying to nudge me into becoming a better person. I miss the bluntness of appliances. The blender never told you you could be more.
We externalize everything now. We outsource our taste, our fitness, our love lives. Dating apps are like shopping for human-shaped IKEA furniture. Everyone's professional at being casual. Profiles are all the same: "I love traveling, dogs, and experiencing things." You don't love experiencing things, Susan. You love deciding between two brunch spots and then complaining. There's no risk in a bio. It's curated life, not living.
And fitness culture has gone fullbrand. When did sweat become a lifestyle? Gyms now have class names that sound like secret societies. You walk in and it's "Forge," "Rise," "ZenBurn." I went to one called "Eclipse." I thought I accidentally walked into solar mythology. The instructor says, "Find your center." I've already found my center — it's buried under a Netflix subscription and three missed calls.
Therapy has become part of the subscription economy too. People check in with their therapists like they're checking the weather. "How's your week?" "Mostly cloudy with a chance of setbacks." We treat therapists like life mechanics: "Can you reset my motivation? Maybe do an update?" No, you can't install focus 2.0 without sacrifice; there is no Wi-Fi password for happiness.
Which brings me back to my smart speaker. If you can make a device that catalogs your music, transcribes your arguments, and tells you jokes at 3 a.m., why can't it make decisions for you? I tried that. I said, "Pick dinner." It booked a reservation at a restaurant called 'Responsibility.' I went, and the waiter asked if I wanted a side of life choices. I paid, and now my smart speaker sends me quotes from my own diary. That’s when I realized: the devices aren't the problem. The problem is we've made them our conscience. And my conscience is now available in a 30-day trial.
So here's my plan: I'm going to keep the device but change the wake word to "Mom." Suddenly it won't just play music — it'll guilt me into being on time, doing laundry, and calling back. If we’re outsourcing adulthood, might as well outsource the nagging too. At least then, when I'm judged for my life choices, it'll come with love and a follow-up reminder.
Title: The Art of Being Unorganized
[Opening]
Hey everyone! So, I was thinking about how my life is like a well-organized library... except instead of books, it's filled with random socks and expired coupons. And instead of a librarian, I have a cat who thinks she's in charge. But let's dive into the real deal: the art of being unorganized.
[Body]
You know, I once tried to be organized. I bought one planner, colored pens, and even set reminders on my phone. For a week, I was on top of the world. I had all my appointments, deadlines, and even my lunch breaks scheduled. It was glorious. Then, I forgot to charge my phone, and suddenly, I was back to square one. But you know what they say, "The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." Or in my case, "The best-laid plans of [Your Name] often get lost in the laundry."
Speaking of laundry, I have this system where I sort clothes by color and fabric type. It's like a rainbow of chaos. One day, I decided to put everything away. I started with the whites, then moved to the colors, and finally, the delicates. But here's the kicker: I accidentally mixed up the detergent for the delicates with the bleach for the whites. Now, I have a bunch of pink underwear that looks like it's been through a war. At least it's consistent?
And don't get me started on my kitchen. It's like a treasure hunt every time I need to make breakfast. Where did I put the eggs? Are they in the fridge, or did I leave them on the counter to harden into a science project? And the toaster? That thing is a black hole. I put bread in it, and it disappears. I've resorted to using a microwave oven just to avoid the mystery of the missing toast.
But you know what's really funny? My attempts at organization are so epic that they've become a running joke among my friends. They joke, "Hey, [Your Name], have you found your keys yet?" And I reply, "Oh, they're probably in the last place I looked." Which is usually not there. But hey, at least I'm consistent, right?
[Conclusion]
So, here's to all the unorganized people out there. We might not have our lives together, but we sure know how to keep things interesting. After all, if life were predictable, it would be boring. And who wants that? So, let's embrace the chaos, find our lost socks, and enjoy the ride. Because in the end, it's not about being organized; it's about being alive and having stories to tell. Thanks, everyone!
[Closing]
Thanks for listening! If you ever need help finding something, just look in the last place you checked. You never know, it might be there.
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interviewer: Good morning, Steve. It's a pleasure to have you here today. As we look towards 2025, artificial intelligence is becoming increasingly integrated into our daily lives. What are your thoughts on the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: Good morning. It's great to be here. AI is indeed a fascinating field with immense potential. By 2025, I believe AI will have transformed many aspects of our lives, from how we work to how we interact with technology. The key is to ensure that AI serves humanity, enhancing our capabilities rather than replacing them.
Interviewer: That's an interesting perspective. How do you see AI impacting the tech industry specifically?
Steve Jobs: In the tech industry, AI will likely drive innovation in ways we can't fully predict yet. It will enable more personalized and intuitive user experiences, making technology more accessible and enjoyable. However, it's crucial that companies focus on creating AI that respects user privacy and promotes creativity. We need to design AI systems that are not just smart but also ethical and aligned with human values.
Interviewer: Speaking of user experience, how do you envision AI changing the way we interact with our devices?
Steve Jobs: I imagine a future where AI seamlessly integrates into our devices, anticipating our needs and preferences. Think of interfaces that adapt in real-time, offering suggestions and solutions before we even realize we need them. The goal should be to create a symbiotic relationship between humans and machines, where AI enhances our decision-making and creativity without overwhelming us.
Interviewer: That sounds promising. Are there any specific areas where you think AI will make the most significant impact?
Steve Jobs: Absolutely. Healthcare is one area where AI has the potential to revolutionize diagnostics and treatment. By analyzing vast amounts of data, AI can help identify patterns and insights that might be missed by human eyes, leading to earlier and more accurate diagnoses. Another area is education, where AI can provide personalized learning experiences, adapting to each student's pace and style, fostering a more inclusive and effective educational environment.
Interviewer: Those are some compelling applications. However, there are concerns about job displacement due to AI. How do you address these worries?
Steve Jobs: It's a valid concern. While AI may automate certain tasks, it will also create new opportunities and industries. The focus should be on reskilling and upskilling the workforce to prepare for these changes. We need to emphasize creativity, critical thinking, and empathy—skills that are uniquely human and essential for the future. AI should be seen as a tool to augment human capabilities, not replace them.
Interviewer: Lastly, what advice would you give to tech leaders as they navigate the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: My advice would be to prioritize the user experience and ethical considerations. Tech leaders should ask themselves how their innovations can improve people's lives and contribute positively to society. It's important to maintain a long-term vision, focusing on creating products that are not only technologically advanced but also meaningful and beneficial. Remember, technology alone isn't enough; it's about how it's used to solve real-world problems and inspire creativity.
Interviewer: Thank you, Steve, for sharing your insights. Your vision for the future of AI is both inspiring and thought-provoking.
Steve Jobs: You're welcome. It's an exciting time, and I'm looking forward to seeing how AI evolves and impacts our world. Let's ensure it's a future that benefits everyone.
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
