GPT-5.3 Chat
- I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: “No problem — I’ll go to sleep.”
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I tried to eat a clock once. It was very time-consuming.
Unique jokes: 5






