Compare INTELLECT-3 by OpenRouter against Inception: Mercury by Inception, tested across 31 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
26 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 generated jokes:
Uniqueness check:
All 5 jokes are distinct. There are no duplicates in the list above.
Number of unique jokes: 5
Here are five jokes for you:
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
All five jokes are unique in their setup and punchline.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine focusing on observational humor, relatable frustrations, and absurdities of modern life, avoiding puns entirely:
(Lights up, slight exhale)
Okay, so... who here owns a phone? (Pause, nod) Yeah, thought so. Everyone. It's like the modern appendix – useless until you need it, then absolutely essential. But have you noticed how every single cable you do need is never the one you have? You lose one charger, suddenly you're drowning in USB-C, Micro-USB, Lightning... it's like the Tower of Babel down there in the junk drawer. I found a Mini-USB the other day. MINI-USB! What even uses that anymore? Is my 2008 Garmin still texting its buddies? "BRB, navigating to the past." It's chaos.
(Leans in conspiratorially)
And adulthood? It’s basically just realizing you traded freedom for... well, the illusion of freedom. Remember when you were a kid and thought "grown-ups can do anything"? Now I'm just thrilled I remembered to buy milk. "Look at me! Adulting!" It’s like getting a gold star for not setting the house on fire. The worst part? The responsibility tax. You know, that little voice: "You could just eat cold pizza for breakfast... but should you?" Spoiler: You shouldn't. But you will. Because the voice also says, "Pay your bills on time!" which is significantly less fun than cold pizza.
(Mimics a frantic gesture)
And what is UP with notifications? My phone buzzes more than a nervous beekeeper. "Your package is delivered!" Thanks, Amazon, I see the empty box on my porch. "New follower on LinkedIn!" Oh wow, someone named "Keanu Reeves" who works at "Matrix Solutions" wants to connect? Shocking. And don't get me started on group texts. "Hey everyone!" followed by 37 replies, 12 emojis, and a voice memo that’s 47 seconds long. I just wanted to know if Sarah needs guacamole for the party! Now my phone’s buzzing like it’s auditioning for a vibrator commercial. Too much information!
(Slight shift in tone, more wry)
Then there's the gym. I go to the gym to feel better about myself, right? Wrong. I go so that when I inevitably eat an entire pizza later, I can think, "Eh, technically I canceled out half the damage by... doing... things." Plus, the gym is just people watching other people workout while pretending not to. There’s always that guy. You know the one. Grunting like he’s lifting the weight of his entire emotional baggage. Meanwhile, I’m over here on the elliptical, sweating like a politician in a lie detector test, thinking, "Is that really a 30-minute workout, or did I just discover Netflix is down?" It’s a mind game.
(Pulls a slightly defeated face)
Honestly, sometimes I just feel like we’re all just really bad at this whole "life" thing. We’re flying by the seat of our pants, duct-taping our problems together, and hoping the Wi-Fi stays strong. We’re all just walking contradictions. I want adventure, but I also want my bed. I crave connection, but I also mute group texts. I fear death, but I’ll spend an hour watching videos of cats failing to jump onto shelves. We’re beautifully ridiculous.
(Finishes with a wry smile)
So yeah. Maybe we’re not supposed to have all the answers. Maybe the point is just to laugh at the absurdity... right after we find our charger... and pay the bill... and mute the group text. (Beat) ...Right? (Shrugs, slight grin)
(Approx. 3 minutes)
Key Elements Used (instead of puns):
This routine avoids wordplay and focuses on shared experiences and the inherent comedy in the messy, tech-saturated, slightly overwhelming reality of being a functioning (or barely functioning) adult today.
Title: The Art of Being Unorganized
[Opening]
Hey everyone! So, I was thinking about how my life is like a well-organized library... except instead of books, it's filled with random socks and expired coupons. And instead of a librarian, I have a cat who thinks she's in charge. But let's dive into the real deal: the art of being unorganized.
[Body]
You know, I once tried to be organized. I bought one planner, colored pens, and even set reminders on my phone. For a week, I was on top of the world. I had all my appointments, deadlines, and even my lunch breaks scheduled. It was glorious. Then, I forgot to charge my phone, and suddenly, I was back to square one. But you know what they say, "The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." Or in my case, "The best-laid plans of [Your Name] often get lost in the laundry."
Speaking of laundry, I have this system where I sort clothes by color and fabric type. It's like a rainbow of chaos. One day, I decided to put everything away. I started with the whites, then moved to the colors, and finally, the delicates. But here's the kicker: I accidentally mixed up the detergent for the delicates with the bleach for the whites. Now, I have a bunch of pink underwear that looks like it's been through a war. At least it's consistent?
And don't get me started on my kitchen. It's like a treasure hunt every time I need to make breakfast. Where did I put the eggs? Are they in the fridge, or did I leave them on the counter to harden into a science project? And the toaster? That thing is a black hole. I put bread in it, and it disappears. I've resorted to using a microwave oven just to avoid the mystery of the missing toast.
But you know what's really funny? My attempts at organization are so epic that they've become a running joke among my friends. They joke, "Hey, [Your Name], have you found your keys yet?" And I reply, "Oh, they're probably in the last place I looked." Which is usually not there. But hey, at least I'm consistent, right?
[Conclusion]
So, here's to all the unorganized people out there. We might not have our lives together, but we sure know how to keep things interesting. After all, if life were predictable, it would be boring. And who wants that? So, let's embrace the chaos, find our lost socks, and enjoy the ride. Because in the end, it's not about being organized; it's about being alive and having stories to tell. Thanks, everyone!
[Closing]
Thanks for listening! If you ever need help finding something, just look in the last place you checked. You never know, it might be there.
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interviewer: Good morning, Steve. It's a pleasure to have you here today. As we look towards 2025, artificial intelligence is becoming increasingly integrated into our daily lives. What are your thoughts on the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: Good morning. It's great to be here. AI is indeed a fascinating field with immense potential. By 2025, I believe AI will have transformed many aspects of our lives, from how we work to how we interact with technology. The key is to ensure that AI serves humanity, enhancing our capabilities rather than replacing them.
Interviewer: That's an interesting perspective. How do you see AI impacting the tech industry specifically?
Steve Jobs: In the tech industry, AI will likely drive innovation in ways we can't fully predict yet. It will enable more personalized and intuitive user experiences, making technology more accessible and enjoyable. However, it's crucial that companies focus on creating AI that respects user privacy and promotes creativity. We need to design AI systems that are not just smart but also ethical and aligned with human values.
Interviewer: Speaking of user experience, how do you envision AI changing the way we interact with our devices?
Steve Jobs: I imagine a future where AI seamlessly integrates into our devices, anticipating our needs and preferences. Think of interfaces that adapt in real-time, offering suggestions and solutions before we even realize we need them. The goal should be to create a symbiotic relationship between humans and machines, where AI enhances our decision-making and creativity without overwhelming us.
Interviewer: That sounds promising. Are there any specific areas where you think AI will make the most significant impact?
Steve Jobs: Absolutely. Healthcare is one area where AI has the potential to revolutionize diagnostics and treatment. By analyzing vast amounts of data, AI can help identify patterns and insights that might be missed by human eyes, leading to earlier and more accurate diagnoses. Another area is education, where AI can provide personalized learning experiences, adapting to each student's pace and style, fostering a more inclusive and effective educational environment.
Interviewer: Those are some compelling applications. However, there are concerns about job displacement due to AI. How do you address these worries?
Steve Jobs: It's a valid concern. While AI may automate certain tasks, it will also create new opportunities and industries. The focus should be on reskilling and upskilling the workforce to prepare for these changes. We need to emphasize creativity, critical thinking, and empathy—skills that are uniquely human and essential for the future. AI should be seen as a tool to augment human capabilities, not replace them.
Interviewer: Lastly, what advice would you give to tech leaders as they navigate the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: My advice would be to prioritize the user experience and ethical considerations. Tech leaders should ask themselves how their innovations can improve people's lives and contribute positively to society. It's important to maintain a long-term vision, focusing on creating products that are not only technologically advanced but also meaningful and beneficial. Remember, technology alone isn't enough; it's about how it's used to solve real-world problems and inspire creativity.
Interviewer: Thank you, Steve, for sharing your insights. Your vision for the future of AI is both inspiring and thought-provoking.
Steve Jobs: You're welcome. It's an exciting time, and I'm looking forward to seeing how AI evolves and impacts our world. Let's ensure it's a future that benefits everyone.
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Golden Chickpea & Sweet Potato Stew
Prep time: 10 min
Cook time: 25 min
Total: 35 min
Ingredients (7 pantry staples)
Instructions
Sauté aromatics – In a medium pot, heat a splash of oil (or just water if you prefer a no‑oil version) over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and cook until translucent, about 3 minutes. Stir in the minced garlic and cook for another 30 seconds.
Add spices – Sprinkle the curry powder over the onion‑garlic mixture. Stir continuously for 15 seconds to release the flavor.
Introduce the sweet potato – Toss the diced sweet potato into the pot, coating it with the spice mixture. Cook for 2 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Add chickpeas & liquid – Stir in the chickpeas, coconut milk, and sea salt. Bring the mixture to a gentle boil, then reduce heat to low.
Simmer – Cover the pot and let the stew simmer for 20 minutes, or until the sweet potato is tender and the flavors have melded. Stir occasionally to prevent sticking.
Finish & serve – Taste and adjust seasoning if needed. Ladle the stew into bowls and enjoy hot. It pairs well with a side of rice or warm flatbread.
Enjoy your quick, comforting dish that’s both sweet and savory, all from just seven pantry staples!
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
