INTELLECT-3 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare INTELLECT-3 by OpenRouter against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare INTELLECT-3 by OpenRouter against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine focusing on observational humor, relatable frustrations, and absurdities of modern life, avoiding puns entirely:
(Lights up, slight exhale)
Okay, so... who here owns a phone? (Pause, nod) Yeah, thought so. Everyone. It's like the modern appendix – useless until you need it, then absolutely essential. But have you noticed how every single cable you do need is never the one you have? You lose one charger, suddenly you're drowning in USB-C, Micro-USB, Lightning... it's like the Tower of Babel down there in the junk drawer. I found a Mini-USB the other day. MINI-USB! What even uses that anymore? Is my 2008 Garmin still texting its buddies? "BRB, navigating to the past." It's chaos.
(Leans in conspiratorially)
And adulthood? It’s basically just realizing you traded freedom for... well, the illusion of freedom. Remember when you were a kid and thought "grown-ups can do anything"? Now I'm just thrilled I remembered to buy milk. "Look at me! Adulting!" It’s like getting a gold star for not setting the house on fire. The worst part? The responsibility tax. You know, that little voice: "You could just eat cold pizza for breakfast... but should you?" Spoiler: You shouldn't. But you will. Because the voice also says, "Pay your bills on time!" which is significantly less fun than cold pizza.
(Mimics a frantic gesture)
And what is UP with notifications? My phone buzzes more than a nervous beekeeper. "Your package is delivered!" Thanks, Amazon, I see the empty box on my porch. "New follower on LinkedIn!" Oh wow, someone named "Keanu Reeves" who works at "Matrix Solutions" wants to connect? Shocking. And don't get me started on group texts. "Hey everyone!" followed by 37 replies, 12 emojis, and a voice memo that’s 47 seconds long. I just wanted to know if Sarah needs guacamole for the party! Now my phone’s buzzing like it’s auditioning for a vibrator commercial. Too much information!
(Slight shift in tone, more wry)
Then there's the gym. I go to the gym to feel better about myself, right? Wrong. I go so that when I inevitably eat an entire pizza later, I can think, "Eh, technically I canceled out half the damage by... doing... things." Plus, the gym is just people watching other people workout while pretending not to. There’s always that guy. You know the one. Grunting like he’s lifting the weight of his entire emotional baggage. Meanwhile, I’m over here on the elliptical, sweating like a politician in a lie detector test, thinking, "Is that really a 30-minute workout, or did I just discover Netflix is down?" It’s a mind game.
(Pulls a slightly defeated face)
Honestly, sometimes I just feel like we’re all just really bad at this whole "life" thing. We’re flying by the seat of our pants, duct-taping our problems together, and hoping the Wi-Fi stays strong. We’re all just walking contradictions. I want adventure, but I also want my bed. I crave connection, but I also mute group texts. I fear death, but I’ll spend an hour watching videos of cats failing to jump onto shelves. We’re beautifully ridiculous.
(Finishes with a wry smile)
So yeah. Maybe we’re not supposed to have all the answers. Maybe the point is just to laugh at the absurdity... right after we find our charger... and pay the bill... and mute the group text. (Beat) ...Right? (Shrugs, slight grin)
(Approx. 3 minutes)
Key Elements Used (instead of puns):
This routine avoids wordplay and focuses on shared experiences and the inherent comedy in the messy, tech-saturated, slightly overwhelming reality of being a functioning (or barely functioning) adult today.
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Designed for a biohacker prioritizing cutting-edge science, data-driven tracking, and personalized adaptation. Assumes no pre-existing health conditions. Always consult a physician before starting.
Goal: Detoxify, stabilize metabolism, and establish tracking baselines.
Goal: Amplify mitochondrial efficiency, activate autophagy, and refine biomarkers.
Goal: Maximize epigenetic benefits, enhance neurogenesis, and consolidate gains.
Disclaimer: This plan uses experimental protocols. Work with a functional medicine practitioner to tailor doses and avoid interactions. Track subjective well-being daily (energy, mood, libido) alongside objective metrics.
Time to Biohack Your Biology! 🧬💻🔬
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
A multi-sensory exploration of land-sea synergy, featuring black garlic-infused Hokkaido uni (sea urchin) paired with fermented shiitake consommé pearls, atop a bed of cryo-shattered kohlrabi snow and charcoal-grilled asparagus. The dish is crowned with gold-leaf encapsulated osetra caviar and served with a liquid nitrogen-frozen yuzu sorbet "mist".
Conceptual Narrative:
"Neptune's Garden" reimagines oceanic bounty through the lens of alchemy and time. The black garlic (aged 60 days) transforms uni’s delicate sweetness into deep umami, mirroring the earth’s transformation of seaweed into soil. Fermented shiitake pearls evoke the ocean’s mineral depth, while kohlrabi snow symbolizes glacial melt. The dish is a meditation on contrasts: fire (charcoal) vs. ice (cryo), land (garlic) vs. sea (uni), and ephemeral (frozen mist) vs. eternal (gold leaf).
Technique: Vacuum Infusion + Cryogenic Processing
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Technique: Spherification + Fermentation
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Technique: Binchotan Grilling + Lecithin Emulsification
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Technique: Edible Encapsulation
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Technique: Flash Freezing + Liquid Nitrogen
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Plate: Bone-white porcelain with a matte black rim to highlight vibrant colors.
| Component | Primary Techniques | Function |
|---|---|---|
| Uni Spheres | Vacuum Infusion | Deepens umami without cooking |
| Kohlrabi Snow | Cryogenic Processing | Creates textural contrast |
| Shiitake Pearls | Spherification + Fermentation | Concentrates oceanic-mineral flavors |
| Uni Butter | Lecithin Emulsification | Velvety mouthfeel |
| Gold Caviar | Edible Encapsulation | Luxe textural surprise |
| Yuzu Mist | Liquid Nitrogen Flash Freezing | Temporal flavor burst |
Pairing: Serve with a 2019 Meursault-Charmes 1er Cru (white Burgundy) – its nutty notes mirror the uni’s creaminess.
"Neptune’s Garden" is a testament to transformation: where fire meets ice, land embraces sea, and time yields treasures. Each element is a standalone masterpiece, yet harmonizes to create a transcendent experience – a true symphony of haute cuisine.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
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For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
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Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
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