Inception: Mercury
Here are five jokes for you:
-
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.
-
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
-
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
-
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
-
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
All five jokes are unique in their setup and punchline.







