Mistral Large 2 vs Pony Alpha
Compare Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI against Pony Alpha by OpenRouter, context windows of 128K vs 200K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI against Pony Alpha by OpenRouter, context windows of 128K vs 200K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
(Walks up to mic, adjusts stand, looks around the room)
How are we doing tonight? Good?
I’m at that weird age where my body is actively betraying me. I’m not old, but I’m definitely… used. You know? I made a loud noise yesterday, just bending over to tie my shoe. It wasn’t even a crack, it was more like a dry twig snapping.
I sounded like a campfire. I had to stay in that position for like thirty seconds just to make sure I didn’t void the warranty.
But the worst part of getting older isn’t the back pain. It’s the technology gap. Specifically, the war between me and my "Smart" devices.
(Paces a bit)
Does anyone else have a "Smart Home"? Because I don’t think my home is smart. I think my home is a snitch.
I have a smart speaker. I won’t say the name, but it’s a cylinder that lives in my kitchen and judges my nutritional choices. I live alone, so I use it for company, but it’s a toxic relationship.
The other day I was trying to turn off the lights. It’s 11 PM. I’m tired. I say, "Turn off the living room lights." And the cylinder goes, "I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that." So I say it louder. "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS." It says, "Playing 'Blinding Lights' by The Weeknd." (Mimics frantic panic) No! Stop! The lights are on! You made it worse! Now I’m screaming at a plastic tube while "Blinding Lights" is blasting at max volume, and I’m trying to unplug it, but my hands are sweaty because I’m panic-sweating.
And then… the silence. And then the cylinder says, in that calm voice: "By the way, your posture looks terrible." It didn’t say that, but I felt it. I felt the judgment.
(Pause for laughter)
And don’t get me started on the self-checkout lines at the grocery store. That is the most stressful job I’ve ever had, and I don’t even get a discount.
I walk up to the machine. I’m scanning my items. I’m in the zone. Beep. Beep. Then I put a banana down. "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA." (Freezes, eyes wide) It’s a banana! It’s yellow! It’s curved! It’s the most expected item in the history of commerce! Why are you surprised?
Then the machine locks up. The light starts flashing blue. And I have to stand there and wait for the one employee who is monitoring sixteen machines. She walks over with that look. You know the look. The "I see you’re bad at technology" look.
She types in a code, looks at the banana, looks at me, and says, "You have to wait for it to register." I said, "It’s a banana, not a nuclear launch code. Just let me pay for my potassium."
(Adjusts mic stand)
But the ultimate humiliation? The "Forgot Password" protocol.
I have a theory that "Forgot Password" is the biggest lie in the English language. It implies that at some point, I knew the password, and then simply forgot it. That is not true. I have never known a password in my life. I know the first three letters, and then my thumb does a little dance on the keyboard, and I hope for the best.
And the requirements! "Your password must contain one uppercase letter, one number, one symbol, and the blood of a virgin." So I finally make a password I think is secure. I type it in. The computer says: "Password Strength: Weak." (Looks offended) Weak? Excuse me? "Don't talk to me like that. I'm trying to get into my bank account, I don't need a critique on my creativity."
So I change it to something aggressive. Like "EatGlass99!" "Password Strength: Strong." See? The computer respects violence.
Then I hit "Log In." And the screen says: "Incorrect Password." So I click "Forgot Password." And it asks me to prove I’m not a robot.
That is the most humbling moment of modern life. I am sitting in my underwear at 2 AM, trying to prove my sentience to a Dell laptop. "Select all the images with a traffic light." I’m panicking! Is that part of a traffic light? Or is it the whole pole? If I get this wrong, am I locked out of my email, or does the computer call the police and say, "We found a robot"?
I’m overthinking it. I click on a square. "Please try again." I failed the Turing Test! I am a robot! I have no soul! I just wanted to check my bank balance!
(Checks watch/time) Anyway, my name is [Your Name], thanks for letting me vent. You've been a great audience! Goodnight
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
This is a comprehensive, aggressive 3-month biohacking protocol designed for an advanced practitioner.
Disclaimer: I am an AI, not a doctor. This plan includes potent supplements, extreme dietary interventions, and rigorous exercise protocols. Consult a physician before beginning, especially regarding interactions with medications or underlying health conditions.
Objective: Maximize healthspan, enhance mitochondrial density, optimize neuroplasticity, and induce autophagy while maintaining muscle hypertrophy and cognitive edge.
Required Tech Stack:
Focus: Switching fuel sources, clearing cellular debris (autophagy), and establishing baselines.
Focus: Inducing controlled stress to force adaptation (heat/cold/hypoxia) and upregulating BDNF.
Focus: Solidifying gains, sleep deep optimization, and removing "senescent" cells.
This plan is aggressive. Listen to your body. If you feel overtrained or burnt out, prioritize sleep over HIIT. Longevity is a marathon, not a sprint.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is an exploration of the "terroir" of the hunt, deconstructed into a narrative of dusk settling over a forest. It challenges the traditional boundaries between savory and sweet by utilizing Valrhona Guanaja Chocolate not as a dessert element, but as a bitter, tannic "soil" that bridges the gap between the iron-rich venison and the pungent creaminess of blue cheese. The "Twilight" represents the moment day meets night—where the savory meat meets the sweet, lactic cheese—united by the dark, mysterious bitterness of cacao.
Technique: Sous-vide & Torching
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Technique: Espuma (Foam)
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Technique: Crumble
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Technique: Cold Oil Spherification
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The Philosophy: Minimalist, Organic, Dark.
Domaine Jamet Côte-Rôtie (Syrah). The Northern Rhône Syrah offers the gamey, peppery, and olive notes that harmonize with the venison and juniper, while the fruit forwardness cuts through the blue cheese foam.
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS