Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Here's a 3-minute, pun-free set you can perform — it's all observational, about 450 words: [Walk up, grab mic] Alright, hi everyone. Thanks for being here. I just turned 32, which is that weird age where you're too young to know what's going on, but you're too old to pretend you don't care.Read the full answer
(Step up to the mic, adjust the stand, take a moment to look at the audience) Alright, how’s everybody doing tonight? Good. I see a few people here who look like they haven't slept in three days. You look great. Really glowing. I want to talk about something that’s been weighing on me lately.Read the full answer