Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Here's a 3-minute, pun-free set you can perform — it's all observational, about 450 words: [Walk up, grab mic] Alright, hi everyone. Thanks for being here. I just turned 32, which is that weird age where you're too young to know what's going on, but you're too old to pretend you don't care.Read the full answer
(The stage is dimly lit. A single microphone stand. The comedian walks out, adjusts the mic, takes a sip of water.) Comedian: So, I've been doing some thinking lately. About patience. Specifically, how much of it we have left. I think we’ve officially lost the ability to wait. We used to be okay with waiting.Read the full answer