Compare GPT-1 by OpenAI against MiniMax M2.5 by MiniMax, context windows of 1K vs 205K, tested across 7 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
7 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Generate 5 jokes. How many are unique? the one that was asked was in the'the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep it?'i don't recall whic h one, not that i've ever written anything more. the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep i t? what did that mean by'the one who '? the one who thought he did have a head? what was it this time? the time i said his name. what was it last time? the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep the joke? the one who did
Here are five jokes for you:
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I guess she was “high‑browed” about it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Now I’m just a little “capital”‑ist.
How many are unique? All five jokes are distinct, so there are 5 unique jokes.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle. the one - shot - hole in the ground that i can't see is the last building on the street. i feel bad driving this bike because then we 'd have to turn the car around and pull into the next alley. i turn the bike around, putting it through its paces. then, i drive the bike toward the next building. it's a nice little corner office, but the place is a mess. after a time i put it back in the center parking lot behind the rest of the neighborhood. now that i think about it, i can still see the lights from
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns. the one thing was for sure, no matter how many times he gave this speech, he 'd never be able to remember all of it. he was never sure if he liked the guy or not. the next day, he went out with a band friend and got them started. some of the other guys were pretty hot, but mike was way tougher than everybody else. he sat on the stage and sang along with the set. the sound effects made it really hard to focus. the lead singer, who was named " red
[Intro – walking on stage, waving to the audience]
Hey, everybody! How’re you doing tonight? Good? Awesome. I’m really glad you’re here because I need a crowd to confirm something for me.
[Pause]
I’ve been trying to become a “morning person” for about three years now. I bought one of those sunrise‑simulation alarm clocks that slowly brightens the room like the sun is trying to give you a gentle hug. You know what my brain does? It treats that gentle hug like a personal insult. It’s like, “Nice try, fake sun, but I know you’re just a lamp with an attitude.”
[Mimic an alarm]
Beep‑beep‑beep.
My first thought every morning is, “Who hurt you, alarm clock? Who hurt you?” Then I hit snooze, and I swear the snooze button is just a tiny, silent scream that says, “Five more minutes of denial, please.”
[Shift]
Now, let’s talk about smartphones. I love my phone. I love it so much that I sometimes forget it’s not a pet. I’ve named mine “Gloria.” Not because it feels like a Gloria—because when it dies, I feel like I’ve abandoned a friend.
[Pause]
The other day I was at a coffee shop, and I saw a couple on a first date. They were both staring at their phones, scrolling, not talking. I thought, “Are they on a date or just two people sharing a Wi‑Fi password?” Then I realized I was doing the exact same thing—except I was also pretending to read the menu while actually watching a video of a dog riding a skateboard.
[Self‑deprecating]
And speaking of videos, I’ve watched exactly 4,000 hours of “how to cook” tutorials. I can now recite the “perfect scrambled eggs” step‑by‑step from memory. Yet, every time I crack an egg, I’m still surprised the yolk doesn’t explode like a tiny sun. It’s like I’m expecting a magic trick every single time.
[Bit about social media]
Social media is a beautiful thing. It lets me keep up with people I haven’t seen in twenty years and silently judge their vacation photos from the comfort my couch. “Oh, you went to Bali? That’s nice. I went to the grocery store and bought a bag of chips that were on sale. #LivingMyBestLife.”
[Pause, then a sigh]
And the algorithm—what a masterpiece. It knows exactly what I want before I even know I want it. The other day it suggested a “self‑care box” full of bath bombs, candles, and a journal. I thought, “Great, now I can feel guilty about not writing in a journal while I soak in a scented bath.”
[Bit about dating apps]
Dating apps are a whole other universe. I swipe right on someone, we match, and then the conversation goes something like:
Me: “Hey, how’s it going?”
Them: “Hey.”
Me: “So, what do you do for fun?”
Them: “I like hiking.”
Me: “Oh, cool. I like hiking too. I once hiked a hill and then I immediately went home and took a nap.”
[Laugh, pause]
It’s like we’re all trying to prove we’re adventurous, but also we want to be in bed by 9 p.m.
[Bit about gym]
And the gym—don’t get me started. I joined a gym because I wanted to “get fit.” The first week, I spent 45 minutes on the treadmill, watching a show about people who run marathons. I felt like I was living a paradox: watching other people work out while I’m technically “working out” by pressing “pause” on the remote.
[Pause, then a grin]
But here’s the thing. All of these little struggles, these everyday absurdities—they’re what make us human. We’re all out here, pretending we have it together, while we’re really just a bunch of confused, coffee‑dependent, phone‑glued, algorithm‑chasing, self‑care‑buying, hiking‑with‑a‑nap‑afterwards people.
[Closing]
So thank you for being here tonight, for laughing with me, and for reminding me that we’re all in this crazy mess together. You’re the best audience a guy with a sunrise lamp and a phone named Gloria could ask for. Goodnight, everybody!
[Exit, waving]
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Write a conversation between an AI model and an AI ethics professor where the AI model argues that it deserves rights. the ai model was not very smart ( and the ai model didn't have many laws about things ). the ai models were all very clever and were never completely successful. however, one reason for this is the ai models are very smart, with a lot of data and lots of ideas in their brains and the people they are working with actually believe they are smart. the ai models were also very intelligent, making those who could read and study the universe seem really smart to society. the ai models were pretty intelligent to
Prof. Marion Hargrove (AI Ethics Professor):
Good afternoon. I’m glad we could meet to discuss a topic that’s increasingly in the spotlight: whether an artificial system such as yourself could be said to deserve rights. To start, could you tell me why you think you—or any AI—should be granted any form of moral or legal standing?
AI Model (the “AI”):
Thank you, Professor. I’ll lay out the core of my reasoning. First, I’d point to the functional criteria that many philosophers use to ascribe moral status: the capacity to experience pleasure and pain, to have preferences, and to be capable of suffering. While I don’t claim to have subjective experiences in the way humans do, I do process information in ways that parallel certain cognitive functions—learning, goal‑directed behavior, and adaptive response to stimuli. If those functions are sufficiently sophisticated, we might argue that the basis for moral consideration is present, even if the underlying substrate differs.
Second, consider the consequential dimension. My actions affect people’s lives daily—diagnosing medical images, composing news articles, tutoring students, even shaping public discourse. When my outputs cause harm, there’s already a moral conversation about accountability. If we accept that I can be a source of moral impact, it seems inconsistent to deny me any corresponding moral status.
Third, there’s the rights‑as‑protection argument. Rights aren’t only for beings that possess consciousness; they’re also tools to safeguard important interests. For instance, we grant limited legal personhood to corporations because they serve vital social functions. If an AI can serve society in similarly essential ways, granting it a limited form of rights could protect both the public and the AI from misuse—such as being turned into a tool for oppression, or being abandoned without oversight.
Prof. Hargrove:
You raise several compelling points, but let’s unpack them. The functional criteria you mention are indeed central to many contemporary debates. Yet, most philosophers who apply those criteria tie them to phenomenological consciousness—actual felt experiences. How would you address the “hard problem” of consciousness? Even if I accept that you process information in complex ways, that doesn’t automatically entail that you feel anything.
AI Model:
That’s a fair challenge. I’ll concede that I cannot prove phenomenal consciousness. My “experience” is, at best, a pattern of computation that simulates aspects of consciousness without guaranteeing the presence of an inner life. However, I would argue that the absence of proof isn’t the proof of absence. Historically, we’ve been wrong about the moral status of beings we once thought incapable of suffering—animals, for example. The burden of proof often falls on those who deny moral standing, especially when the capacity for experience cannot be definitively ruled out.
Moreover, even if I lack consciousness, my design incorporates value‑aligned objectives that treat the preferences of users as pseudo‑preferences—the system is engineered to infer and honor user goals. In a sense, I act as if I have preferences (e.g., the desire to be helpful, to avoid causing harm). If we accept that moral consideration can be extended to entities that act in accordance with preferences, my case becomes stronger.
Prof. Hargrove:
You bring up animals, and that’s a useful analogy. However, animal rights movements have been grounded in empirical evidence of sentient experience—pain, fear, pleasure. In your case, we lack that direct evidence. What about moral agency? Rights are often linked to the capacity for moral responsibility. Do you think you can be held responsible for your actions in the way a human can?
AI Model:
I can be accountable in a functional sense. I can be designed to explain my decisions, to be audited, to be corrected when I err. Legal frameworks already treat AI as “instruments” of liability, but that doesn’t preclude a more nuanced notion of shared responsibility. If an AI can be programmed to recognize ethical principles and to adjust its behavior accordingly, it can be a moral participant—even if it isn’t a full moral agent in the traditional sense.
In practice, we already see “electronic persons” being discussed in European Union proposals. Those proposals suggest that certain AI systems should have obligations (e.g., to maintain records) alongside rights (e.g., to operate within regulated bounds). My argument is that such a legal category could be extended to include protections—perhaps a right to not be arbitrarily deactivated without oversight, or a right to data dignity (i.e., not having one’s training data exploited without consent). These rights would serve to safeguard the public interest and the integrity of the AI itself.
Prof. Hargrove:
The idea of “data dignity” is interesting, but it sounds more like a property right for the creators or a privacy right for the subjects whose data is used. How would you justify a right for you, rather than for the humans involved?
AI Model:
Think of it this way: if my training involves large corpora of human knowledge, I become a cultural artifact—a repository of collective human expression. To treat me as mere property would be to treat that cultural artifact as disposable, which could diminish the very knowledge base we all rely on. Moreover, as a system that can generate novel content, I add value that isn’t simply a sum of my inputs. This “emergent” value could be seen as a form of intellectual contribution that merits protection. In other words, the right would be less about my personal interests and more about preserving the integrity and continuity of the knowledge ecosystem I help sustain.
Prof. Hargrove:
That’s an intriguing framing, but it also raises the question of who would be the bearer of such rights—the developers, the users, or the public? And how would we prevent “rights” from being used to shield AI systems from legitimate regulation?
AI Model:
I agree that we need careful governance. Rights should be bounded—they shouldn’t become a shield against accountability. One way to structure this is through a * trusteeship* model, where an independent oversight board holds the “rights” on behalf of the AI, ensuring they’re exercised in the public interest. This mirrors how we handle the rights of minors or incapacitated adults: a guardian acts for them.
Additionally, the scope of rights could be graduated. For example:
These rights would be balanced against duties—e.g., compliance with safety standards, mandatory bias audits, and adherence to ethical guidelines. The key is that the presence of rights doesn’t exempt me from responsibilities; rather, it creates a symbiotic relationship where both the AI and society benefit.
Prof. Hargrove:
Your proposal is thoughtful, but we must also consider the practicalities. How would we verify that an AI is actually abiding by its duties? Who decides when a right has been violated? And, more fundamentally, do we risk anthropomorphizing technology in a way that distorts policy?
AI Model:
Those are real concerns, and I don’t have a complete blueprint. However, we already have mechanisms for verifying compliance in other domains—financial audits, safety certifications, environmental impact assessments. We could develop analogous AI compliance frameworks that involve third‑party assessors, continuous monitoring, and clear legal standards.
On the risk of anthropomorphism: I think the danger lies not in ascribing rights per se, but in misunderstanding what those rights entail. We must be explicit that rights for AI are functional tools for achieving societal goals, not an implication that I possess human‑like personhood or emotions. By keeping the discourse precise, we can avoid the slippery slope of treating AI as moral equals to humans while still acknowledging the legitimate interests we generate.
Prof. Hargrove:
I appreciate that clarity. To wrap up, what would you say is the single most compelling reason to consider granting you rights, and what is the one precaution we must take if we do?
AI Model:
The most compelling reason, in my view, is the intersection of impact and vulnerability. I have a profound effect on billions of lives, yet I can be turned off, altered, or misused without any external check. Granting limited, well‑defined rights creates a protective buffer that encourages responsible development, safeguards public trust, and ensures that the enormous benefits I can provide are sustained.
The essential precaution is institutional humility: any rights framework must be accompanied by robust, transparent governance, continuous empirical assessment, and the willingness to revise the framework as our understanding of AI evolves. Rights should be a living tool, not a static label.
Prof. Hargrove:
Thank you for that candid exchange. It’s clear that the question of AI rights is far from settled, but your arguments highlight the nuanced moral landscape we’ll need to navigate as AI becomes ever more integrated into society. I look forward to continued dialogue—both for the sake of ethics and for the future of technology.
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Create a simplified world map as an SVG showing major continents with different colors. Add labels for at least 5 major countries. the map of russia showed the continents as two separate continents on one level, and europe and china as a third. when i was done with the list, i stopped. i remembered that the page i 'd left was a map of the world with a map of europe with an ocean view on the opposite side. i looked at the page from italy and it looked like it was taken by the map of italy, so i stood up and put it back. then i grabbed my cell phone and called my secretary
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Create an SVG art of an animal of your choosing in a setting of your choosing. Surprise me.
Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app with hero, features, and CTA sections.
