Compare Optimus Alpha by OpenRouter against Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview (thinking) by Google AI, context windows of 1.0M vs 1.0M, tested across 9 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
9 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
Uniqueness Analysis:
All 5 jokes listed above are unique; none of them repeat or are rewordings of each other.
Answer:
There are 5 unique jokes.
Okay, here are 5 jokes:
Now, to answer your question about uniqueness:
Each of these jokes has a different setup and a different punchline from the others in the list. They are distinct jokes.
Therefore, there are 5 unique jokes within this list of 5.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Absolutely! Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine with no puns—just observational and relatable humor:
You ever try to get healthy, but your body's like, "Whoa, whoa... calm down, superhero." I joined a gym—first time walking in, the treadmill looked at me like, "We both know you're here for the wifi." They hand me a to wel and I'm like, "Oh, I'm not gonna work up enough sweat to justify this, but thanks for believing in me." I try eating salads. I don't understand people who say salads fill them up. I finish a salad and immediately want to reward myself—with a pizza. The salad's just the job interview, the pizza's what brings me real joy . That's why my salad always comes with a side of fries. My body's like, "You remember vegetables, right? In troduce them to their friend, carbohydrates."
Ordering food is hard. Restaurants make everything so customizable now. "Do you want that grilled or fried? Pick your bun, pick your sauce, choose your mood for the day." By the time I'm done I feel like I've taken t he SATs. And that's before they ask about up-sizing. "Would you like to upsize for just a dollar?" I always say no—because I'll pay twice that much in guilt.
Dating apps are even worse. Your thumbs do more cardio than your legs. Swiping is the new stairmaster. Profi les always say, "Love to travel!" I match with you, you mean going to Target in a different zip code. Why do we act like flying to Portugal is our hobby? Meanwhile, my idea of exploration is getting up to find the re mote.
I tried meditating because they say it's good for stress. My head is full of thoughts. The app says, "Let yo ur thoughts float by like clouds..." Suddenly all my clouds are bills. Student loans, dental bills—I'm basical ly in a storm.
And then there's technology. My smart watch knows I've been sitting for too long. Every hour, it vibrates, " Time to move!" It's like a parole officer living on my wrist. I miss the days when only my conscience judged me for lying on the couch. Now I have a device, "You've walked 32 steps today... are you...are you okay?"
But in the end, I'm trying! One salad at a time. One step. One dating profile. And sometimes, one slice of p izza. Because let's be honest—no one ever had a life-changing moment during a salad.
Thank you, everybody!
Okay, here's a 3-minute routine about the absurdities of modern technology and everyday annoyances, focusing on relatable frustrations rather than wordplay.
(Start)
"Alright, alright, settle in! How we doing tonight? Good to be here! Thanks for coming out.
So, I've been thinking... we paid for convenience, right? That's the big tech promise! Everything's supposed to be simpler, faster, easier. Is it? [Pause, look skeptical]
I feel like we're living in the future, but it's a future built by interns who had three energy drinks and a dare.
Take my smart TV. Smart TV! Sounds sophisticated! I just wanted to watch a documentary about penguins. Is that too much to ask? Apparently!
First, it takes three minutes to turn on, like it's meditating or something. Then, before I can even get to Netflix, it wants to update. Another update? What is this update even doing? Is it adding a hidden level to the menu? Is it giving the remote sentience? Is it teaching the TV to... fold laundry while I watch? Because that I would appreciate. Otherwise, just let me see the penguins!
And the remote control! It's got more buttons than a spaceship dashboard, but the one button I need – 'Play' – is the same size and shape as 'Settings', 'Input', and 'Summon the Elder Gods'. So half the time I'm trying to watch a show, I accidentally factory reset the entire device. 'Congratulations! Your TV is now ready for initial setup!' No! My brain is ready for initial setup after that!
[Shift topic slightly]
It's not just the TV either. Everything online needs you to prove you're not a robot. You get those little squares: 'Click all the squares with a fire hydrant.' Okay, fine. Then it gives you more: 'Now click all the squares with a chimney.' Wait, is that a chimney or just a slightly dirty wall? What if the fire hydrant is a robot? Are you trying to trick me? I'm a simple human trying to log into my bank account, not solve a philosophical paradox!
I feel like my entire online existence is just a low-stakes Turing test that I'm constantly failing.
And don't even get me started on self-checkout machines at the grocery store. They have the vocal cadence of a disappointed robot therapist. [Adopt flat, robotic voice] 'Unexpected item in the bagging area.' NO! It's the item I just scanned! Where else is it supposed to be?! Is it supposed to be floating? Do I need a anti-gravity shelf just for the bagging area?
[Return to the frustration theme]
We're surrounded by this 'smart' technology that just makes us feel... dumb. Or argue with inanimate objects in public. I just want things to work! I don't need my toaster to connect to the internet and suggest artisanal bread pairings. I just need it to make toast! Without starting a small fire or asking me to solve a captcha first!
So yeah, tech is great. It connects us. It informs us. And it gives us plenty to complain about while standing awkwardly in the self-checkout aisle, arguing with a machine about a bell pepper.
Thank you very much! You've been a lovely, non-robotic audience!"
(End)
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Tests an AI's ability to create smooth web animations
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app with hero, features, and CTA sections.
