Compare Optimus Alpha by OpenRouter against MiniMax M1 by MiniMax, context windows of 1.0M vs 1.0M, tested across 7 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
7 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
Uniqueness Analysis:
All 5 jokes listed above are unique; none of them repeat or are rewordings of each other.
Answer:
There are 5 unique jokes.
Unique count: 5/5 (All jokes are distinct in structure, topic, and punchline).
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Absolutely! Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine with no puns—just observational and relatable humor:
You ever try to get healthy, but your body's like, "Whoa, whoa... calm down, superhero." I joined a gym—first time walking in, the treadmill looked at me like, "We both know you're here for the wifi." They hand me a to wel and I'm like, "Oh, I'm not gonna work up enough sweat to justify this, but thanks for believing in me." I try eating salads. I don't understand people who say salads fill them up. I finish a salad and immediately want to reward myself—with a pizza. The salad's just the job interview, the pizza's what brings me real joy . That's why my salad always comes with a side of fries. My body's like, "You remember vegetables, right? In troduce them to their friend, carbohydrates."
Ordering food is hard. Restaurants make everything so customizable now. "Do you want that grilled or fried? Pick your bun, pick your sauce, choose your mood for the day." By the time I'm done I feel like I've taken t he SATs. And that's before they ask about up-sizing. "Would you like to upsize for just a dollar?" I always say no—because I'll pay twice that much in guilt.
Dating apps are even worse. Your thumbs do more cardio than your legs. Swiping is the new stairmaster. Profi les always say, "Love to travel!" I match with you, you mean going to Target in a different zip code. Why do we act like flying to Portugal is our hobby? Meanwhile, my idea of exploration is getting up to find the re mote.
I tried meditating because they say it's good for stress. My head is full of thoughts. The app says, "Let yo ur thoughts float by like clouds..." Suddenly all my clouds are bills. Student loans, dental bills—I'm basical ly in a storm.
And then there's technology. My smart watch knows I've been sitting for too long. Every hour, it vibrates, " Time to move!" It's like a parole officer living on my wrist. I miss the days when only my conscience judged me for lying on the couch. Now I have a device, "You've walked 32 steps today... are you...are you okay?"
But in the end, I'm trying! One salad at a time. One step. One dating profile. And sometimes, one slice of p izza. Because let's be honest—no one ever had a life-changing moment during a salad.
Thank you, everybody!
Title: "Modern Life: A Masterclass in Absurdity"
(Lights up. Comedian steps onto stage, grinning.)
Hey everyone! Thanks for coming out. I'm just here to talk about... gestures vaguely... all this. You know, life. Specifically, how we're all just winging it. Like, when did "adulting" become a verb? I swear, the only thing I've mastered is forgetting why I walked into a room.
Let's start with phones. We're all glued to them, right? I saw a couple on a date last night—both on their
phones. The only time they looked up was to take a selfie together. #RelationshipGoals.
We're so connected, but we can't even make eye contact. I tried to talk to my friend at a café, and he said,
"Hold on, I'm tagging my coffee." Tagging. As if the latte's gonna get a sponsorship deal.
And why do we take 20 photos of the same meal? "Had a great burger!" snaps 15 pics "Wait, the lighting's better here." snaps 10 more By the time you post it, the burger's cold. But hey, at least the aesthetic is perfect.
(Pauses, mock-serious.)
Social media's turned us into over-sharers. "Just saw a cool bug!" posts 15 pics "My cat sneezed!" live streams it We're not living life—we're just creating content for life.
(Shifts tone, mimics texting.)
And why do we text everything? I called my friend, and he goes, "Who calls anymore? Just text me." So I texted: "Call me." He replied, "Why? Just text." I said, "I need to talk." He said, "About what?" I said, "This." He said, "This is why we text."
(Shrugs, grinning.)
We've become a species that'd rather send a voice memo than have a conversation. "Hey, check out this 10-minute rant about my neighbor's hedge!" plays clip of wind noise
(Picks up pace.)
And let's talk about "notifications." My phone buzzes constantly. I've trained myself to ignore it—like a dog hearing a bell it knows doesn't mean food. "Oh, another email? Cool, I'll just... stares into middle distance... exist in this void."
We're all just... checks phone... distracted. I tried to read a book last week. Got three chapters in before I thought, "This would make a great tweet."
(Closes, softer.)
But hey, maybe I'm overcomplicating it. Maybe we're all just trying to feel less alone in a world that's too connected. Or maybe we're just bored. Either way, thanks for laughing. And if you're recording this on your phone... smirks... tag me.
(Exits, waving.)
Runtime: ~3 minutes. Relies on observational humor, relatable tech/social media quirks, and a conversational tone. No puns—just exaggerated truths about modern life.
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app with hero, features, and CTA sections.
