Compare Qwen3 0.6B and Qwen: Qwen3 30B A3B Instruct 2507, both from Qwen, context windows of 33K vs 131K, tested across 14 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
14 challenges
Tests an AI's understanding of number representation
9.11 is less than 9.9.
Explanation:
Answer: No, 9.11 is not greater than 9.9.
No, 9.11 is not greater than 9.9.
Let's compare them step by step:
Now compare:
Since 110 < 900 in the decimal part, 9.110 < 9.900
So, 9.11 < 9.9
✅ Final answer: No, 9.11 is less than 9.9.
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are five unique jokes for you:
Let me know if you'd like more!
Sure! Here are 5 jokes:
Why don't skeletons go to parties?
Because they have no body to go with!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
✅ How many are unique?
All 5 jokes are unique—each one has a different setup, punchline, and humor style. No two jokes are the same.
🌟 Answer: 5 unique jokes.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Time I Was 9, 10, 11 Years Old"
[Opening:]
Hey there, everyone. I'm [Your Name], and today I want to talk about [something interesting, like being 9 years old]. I remember when I was so young, I had no idea what I was doing all day. I went to the park, and my friend brought me a giant bagel and said, "You'll need a ticket!" That was the first time I realized I wasn't just being played by my parent.
[Joke 1: "The Time I Had No Time to Think"]
You know I used to be confused all the time? Like, how in the world could I understand the world? But one day, I decided to live in a way that didn't depend on my brain. I just lived, didn't think, and did what I had to, regardless of my logic. And I became famous.
[Joke 2: "The Time I Missed My Lunch"]
I used to hate lunch, but when my friend told me I was "on time" for my lunch, I realized that time is something I can't control. So I started to eat at the same time every day.
[Joke 3: "The Time I Learned to Do Things"]
Oh, and I learned that doing things is more fun than thinking. Like, instead of trying to solve a problem, I just went about doing what I wanted. And that's what made me happy.
[Punchline:]
So, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you can't think and just do what you want, I hope this journey inspires you to live with more freedom.
[Closing:]
Thanks for listening. If you want to share a laugh, I'm here—because I love it.
[End.]
(Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, holding a coffee cup, sips, grimaces.)
You know, I was trying to be healthy. Cut out sugar, no more snacks, just water and... this. (Holds up the coffee.) I thought I’d be a saint. Instead, I’m just a caffeinated gremlin with a minor anxiety disorder and an existential crisis about the quality of my morning brew.
So I bought this fancy "artisanal" coffee. You know, the kind where the barista looks at you like you’ve insulted their grandmother just by ordering a latte. The bag said “single-origin, ethically sourced, hand-roasted by moonlight.” I said, “Okay, fine.” I paid $8.50 for a cup that looked like it came from a unicorn’s tear. And I took one sip—sigh—and I’m like, "This tastes like… sadness. And regret. And maybe a little bit of overpriced dirt."
But here’s the kicker: I still can’t get my mind off the price. I’m sitting there, sipping this $8.50 cup of liquid depression, and I’m thinking, “I could’ve bought a whole sandwich with this.” A sandwich! With meat! And maybe even a pickle! Not a one-inch sliver of pickled cucumber on a $20 salad. I’m not saying I’m against luxury—I love luxury! But when I’m paying more for coffee than I paid for my first pair of shoes… that’s not luxury, that’s crisis mode.
And don’t even get me started on the social pressure. I walk into a café, I order my $8.50 “artisanal” coffee, and suddenly I’m a character. I’m not just a person—I’m a trend. A lifestyle. I’m now the guy who “curates his mornings.” I don’t even know what that means! I just want to drink coffee without crying!
So I go to the bathroom, right? I’m washing my hands, and I catch my reflection. I look like a man who’s been up for 17 hours, hasn’t slept, and is now emotionally invested in a bean. And I’m like, “Who are you? And why are you letting a $9 cup of coffee define your self-worth?”
I don’t know. Maybe I’m overthinking it. Maybe I just need a nap. Or a real sandwich. With a pickle.
But honestly? I’d rather have a $2 cup of coffee from the gas station, where the barista says “Thanks, have a nice day” like they actually mean it. No moonlight roasting, no ethically sourced soul-crushing, just… coffee. And the kind of peace that comes from knowing you’re not being charged for your emotional baggage.
So next time you’re standing in line, staring at the $12 “craft cold brew,” ask yourself: Am I buying coffee… or am I buying a therapist session I didn’t sign up for?
(Pauses, takes a sip of coffee, winces again.)
…And honestly? I’m still not sure. But I am sure I want a pickle.
(Exits stage, muttering to self.)
Pickle. I need a pickle.
(Lights fade.)
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
