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Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
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Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Time I Was 9, 10, 11 Years Old"
[Opening:]
Hey there, everyone. I'm [Your Name], and today I want to talk about [something interesting, like being 9 years old]. I remember when I was so young, I had no idea what I was doing all day. I went to the park, and my friend brought me a giant bagel and said, "You'll need a ticket!" That was the first time I realized I wasn't just being played by my parent.
[Joke 1: "The Time I Had No Time to Think"]
You know I used to be confused all the time? Like, how in the world could I understand the world? But one day, I decided to live in a way that didn't depend on my brain. I just lived, didn't think, and did what I had to, regardless of my logic. And I became famous.
[Joke 2: "The Time I Missed My Lunch"]
I used to hate lunch, but when my friend told me I was "on time" for my lunch, I realized that time is something I can't control. So I started to eat at the same time every day.
[Joke 3: "The Time I Learned to Do Things"]
Oh, and I learned that doing things is more fun than thinking. Like, instead of trying to solve a problem, I just went about doing what I wanted. And that's what made me happy.
[Punchline:]
So, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you can't think and just do what you want, I hope this journey inspires you to live with more freedom.
[Closing:]
Thanks for listening. If you want to share a laugh, I'm here—because I love it.
[End.]
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath)
How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Good.
I need to talk about the modern grocery store experience. specifically, the self-checkout machine.
I have a theory that self-checkout machines are not designed for efficiency. They are designed for humiliation. The whole setup is an interrogation room disguised as a convenience.
You walk up, you think you're doing a good deed. You think you're saving the cashier's time. "Oh, look at me, I'm so independent. I'm so modern."
And then you scan your first item. And the machine immediately judges you.
It says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
There is nothing unexpected! I just put the item in the bag. It's a cantaloupe. It's the only thing in the universe. The machine is gaslighting me. It's like a toddler saying, "No, you're not holding the ball, I'm holding the ball."
And you're standing there, holding a melon, sweating, trying to prove to a plastic screen that I am not a shoplifter.
So you have to take the item out. You take it out. You put it back in. The screen says, "Unexpected item."
Now you're panicking. You start waving the barcode like you're trying to summon a spirit. You're doing the barcode dance. You're waving the cantaloupe in the air.
Finally, you have to press the "Call for Assistance" button.
This is the worst part. This is the moment you realize you are a child. You press the button, and you wait. You're just standing there with your groceries, looking like you're waiting for a bus that isn't coming.
Eventually, an attendant comes over. They have a magic key. A key that opens everything. They don't even ask what the problem is. They just type on the keypad like they're entering a secret code to defuse a bomb.
"Okay," they say. "Try it again."
They leave. I scan the melon. It works.
Why did it work? What changed? Did the machine change its mind? Did it forgive me?
I paid for the groceries. I walked out. And I realized something profound.
I spent twenty minutes of my life, standing in a grocery store, moving fruit from a belt to a bag, for free.
I just worked a job. I was an employee of the grocery store, and they didn't even give me a discount.
We are the only species on earth that willingly pays to perform labor for a corporation that hates us.
Thank you, you've been great!
(Drops mic slightly, walks off)
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interview with Steve Jobs (Simulated in 2025)
Interviewer: [Name], [Position]
Interviewee: Steve Jobs (voice over)
Interviewer: Hello, everyone! Thank you for allowing us to interview you. How are you doing?
Interviewee: [Steve Jobs]
[He looks at the screen and raises a hand, then smiles] I've been fascinated by AI for a long time, but I believe it's a powerful tool. I think it's important to make it useful for people, not just the tech industry.
Interviewer: In 2025, what trends in AI are most promising for our world?
Interviewee: I think one big thing is the ability of AI to understand human behavior in personal devices. In healthcare, imagine a doctor who can analyze patient data instantly—maybe even predict illnesses before they happen. That could save lives.
Interviewer: But there are also ethical challenges. How do you address them?
Interviewee: I believe AI should be a tool that empowers humans. It shouldn't replace creativity. For example, artists now use AI to create art with minimal human input. We just need to design it to work better with humans rather than against them.
Interviewer: What would your vision look like for AI in 2025, and how will it change our lives?
Interviewee: Our future won't be built by machines alone. We must prioritize human experiences. For instance, in education, AI could personalize learning for students, but it needs to be aligned with our values and goals.
Interviewer: I'm wondering, do you think AI will have a lasting impact beyond just the tech industry?
Interviewee: Definitely. Think about how it affects our creativity—artists, scientists, and more—because AI can augment rather than replace. Jobs' philosophy has always emphasized collaboration.
Interviewer: Thank you for sharing these thoughts. What do you think about the future of AI and its role in society?
Interviewee: I'm confident AI will continue to evolve and make incredible things possible. As long as we prioritize human-centered design, it will become a part of our daily lives.
Interviewer: Have you ever been inspired by what AI achieves?
Interviewee: Yes. I've always believed that true innovation comes from a deep connection between humans and their tools.
Interviewer: Thank you so much for today's interview.
[Steve looks at the screen, then smiles] I'm excited for the next chapter of our journey.
End of Interview
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Steve Jobs passed away in 2011. The following interview is a creative simulation based on his known philosophies, public statements, and rhetorical style, projected into a hypothetical 2025 scenario. It is not a real transcript.
Date: October 14, 2025 Location: Apple Park, Cupertino (Hypothetical Simulation) Subject: Steve Jobs Interviewer: Sarah Chen, Wired Magazine
Sarah Chen: Steve, thank you for agreeing to this. We’re in 2025. AI is everywhere. It writes code, paints art, and drives cars. If you were sitting in this room today, looking at the state of artificial intelligence, what would you say?
Steve Jobs: [He leans forward, hands clasped loosely on the table. He looks calm, but his eyes are intense.]
I'd say... it's too loud.
Sarah Chen: Too loud?
Steve Jobs: Yes. Right now, everyone is shouting about AI. They're treating it like a religion. "Generative this," "Agentic that." They're trying to force technology to be the center of the story. But technology isn't the story. People are the story.
If you look at the history of Apple, we never made a computer to be a computer. We made it a bicycle for the mind. The best technology is invisible. It just works. Right now, in 2025, AI is the opposite. It's a black box. You put a prompt in, you get a hallucination out. And people are told to trust it. I don't trust it.
Sarah Chen: So you believe we're moving too fast?
Steve Jobs: It's not about speed. It's about focus. Look at the iPhone. It wasn't about cramming every feature in. It was about removing the friction until you couldn't imagine life without it. AI today is about adding friction. It's about asking users to verify, to fact-check, to manage subscriptions for different models. That's not magic. That's work.
If you can't explain how it works to a six-year-old, you don't understand it. And if you're selling it as magic, you're lying.
Sarah Chen: Privacy has become a huge debate. In 2025, most models are cloud-based. They learn from your data to improve. Where would Apple stand on that?
Steve Jobs: [He pauses, looking off to the side.]
Privacy isn't a feature. It's a fundamental human right. If you put your life in a cloud, you don't own your life anymore. You're renting it.
For AI to be truly useful, it has to live on the device. The silicon in your pocket is powerful enough now. Why do you need to send your personal diary to a server in Nevada to get a suggestion? You shouldn't. The intelligence should be local. It should know you, but it shouldn't sell what it knows.
If the business model of AI is to harvest your behavior to sell ads, then the AI is the product, and you are the battery. That's the wrong direction.
Sarah Chen: Critics say that AI will replace human creativity. That a machine can write a symphony or paint a portrait better than a human. What do you think?
Steve Jobs: Machines can copy. They can mimic. They can remix the past. But they cannot create.
Creation requires intent. It requires pain. It requires joy. It requires the human experience. A machine doesn't have a soul. It doesn't have a heart that breaks. So, if you use AI to paint, you're not painting. You're curating.
I worry that in 2025, people are using AI to do the thinking for them. That's dangerous. The tool should extend your capability, not replace your agency. If you use AI to write your emails, you lose your voice. If you use it to write your code, you lose your understanding.
We need to teach people to use the tool, not let the tool use them.
Sarah Chen: You mentioned the "bicycle for the mind." Do you see a future where AI becomes that bicycle?
Steve Jobs: It can be. But only if it's simple.
Imagine a future where you don't talk to a chatbot. You don't type prompts. The device just... knows. It anticipates. You're walking, and you need directions. The map opens before you ask. You're writing, and it fixes the grammar because it knows your style. It doesn't say "Here is a draft." It just happens.
That is the intersection of technology and the liberal arts. The art is the silence. The technology is the engine.
Right now, people are obsessed with the engine. They want to know how big the horse is. I don't care about the horse. I care about where we're going.
Sarah Chen: If you could give one piece of advice to the engineers building the next generation of AI, what would it be?
Steve Jobs: Simplicity.
Stop trying to be everything. Be something that matters. If your AI makes a mistake, own it. Don't hide behind "it's a probabilistic model." That's corporate speak for "I don't know."
And remember: The most powerful thing in the room is the person holding the device. Don't try to make the machine smarter than the human. Make the machine help the human be smarter than they were yesterday.
That's the only metric that matters.
Sarah Chen: One last question. What excites you about the future?
Steve Jobs: [He smiles, a faint, rare smile.]
The unknown.
We are building the future right now. And the future isn't a prediction. It's something you build. I'm excited about the people who are going to wake up tomorrow and realize that the technology isn't the limit. The limit is their imagination.
That's what I've always believed. And that's what I'll always believe.
Sarah Chen: Thank you, Steve.
Steve Jobs: Thank you. Now, let's go make something insanely great.
End of Simulation
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
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