Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 vs QwQ 32B
Compare Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 and QwQ 32B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 and QwQ 32B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
10 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
To determine how many sisters Sally has, let's carefully analyze the information provided:
This means that from the perspective of each brother, there are 2 female siblings in the family — which includes Sally and one more sister.
Since each brother has 2 sisters, and Sally is one of them, the other sister must be another girl in the family.
Thus, the family has 2 girls in total:
Sally is one of the two girls. Therefore, she has 1 sister (the other girl).
$$ \boxed{1} $$
Answer: Sally has \boxed{1} sister.
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Lights up. Comedian walks on, holding a coffee cup, looking slightly panicked.)
Alright, so... I have a very important question for you. When you're standing in a line at the grocery store, and the person in front of you is deliberately taking their time choosing between two identical brands of tomatoes... what do you really think? Do you think, "Ah, they're just being thorough"? Or do you think, internally, "OH MY GOD, JUST CHOOSE ONE SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ON AND LIVE OUR LIVES?" (Mimics frantic internal monologue: "TOMATO! TOMATO! TOMATO! JUST PICK ONE AND GET IT OVER WITH!")
(Sips coffee, winces)
This coffee tastes like regret and lukewarm regret. But I’m not complaining! I mean, technically, I’m not complaining. I’m just... processing the coffee. (Looks at phone) See? I’m not ignoring you. I’m curating my social media feed. It’s very important work. I’m just... in the zone. (Mimics staring intently at phone, then suddenly looks up) Oh! Hey! I see you! Hi! (Pauses, looks back at phone) ...Wait, what were we talking about?
(Leans into mic, conspiratorial)
This is the thing, right? We all live in this weird bubble where we’re constantly pretending we’re busy, but we’re actually just... scrolling. Like, I’ll be sitting in a park, beautiful day, birds singing... (Mimics serene pose, then snaps phone up) ...and I’m not ignoring the birds. I’m observing them! For... research! (Mimics typing furiously on phone) "Birds. Interesting. Maybe tweet about it later. #Birds #Nature #NotReally"
(Starts pacing, animated)
And don’t even get me started on the lie we tell. The big one. "I’m not late! I’m just... fashionably delayed." (Mimics checking watch dramatically) "Oh! Look at the time! I should be there now, but I’m choosing to arrive momentarily!" It’s the most absurd thing we’ve collectively agreed is okay to say. Like, "I’m not late for your wedding, I’m just arriving at the most aesthetically pleasing moment!" (Mimics walking in late, smiling brightly) "Sorry! Traffic was... artistic!"
(Stops pacing, holds up coffee cup)
But here’s the real kicker: The only time I’m genuinely not late is when I am late. (Nods slowly) Because then I’m just... on time for the thing that’s happening because I’m right on time. See? It’s a loop! I’m not late because I’m late! It’s like the universe is saying, "You think you’re late? No. You’re exactly where you need to be. In the wrong place at the right time. For the other thing. You’re perfect."
(Looks at watch again, slightly panicked)
Wait. Is this the part where I have to be somewhere? (Looks around) Oh, wow. I am late. (Mimics frantic adjustment) But I’m not actually late! I’m just... pre-late. (Sighs, relieved) Yeah. Pre-late. That’s the term. I’m not arriving late. I’m preparing to arrive late. It’s a state of being. Like "pre-pregnant," but... less dramatic. And more I-saw-a-cat-on-the-sidewalk-and-then-I-was-just-standing-there.
(Leans against the mic stand, smiles at the audience)
So next time you see someone really staring at their phone while waiting for a bus, or deliberately taking 3 minutes to choose a brand of ketchup... don’t judge them. They’re not being slow. They’re curating their arrival. They’re pre-late. They’re in the zone. (Mimics phone stare) "Hmm. Ketchup... or ketchup? ...Ketchup." (Looks up, beaming) And honestly? That’s way more interesting than the actual bus. Which, by the way, is probably here. (Looks around, then at watch) ...Okay, now I’m really late. But I’m not late! I’m pre-late! (Starts walking offstage, talking to himself) "Pre-late. Pre-late. Pre-late. Very important. Gotta master the art of pre-late..." (Trips slightly on the way off, recovers with a smile) ...See? Pre-late.
(Exits as audience laughs. Fade out.)
Timing Note: This routine is designed for ~2 minutes 50 seconds, leaving 10 seconds for a final beat and fade. It avoids puns entirely, focusing on relatable modern anxieties, self-deception, and the absurdity of social performance – all delivered with physical comedy and escalating internal monologue. The "pre-late" concept is a play on the phrase, not a pun, and serves as a strong, repeatable hook.
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!)
Eric's Stage Entrance:
(Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee)
Opening:
Alright, admit it—ever tried talking to tech support in Hindi? I did, once. The woman on the line asked, "What's the issue, sir?" I said, "The line is delayed, like a stalker of my call waiting." She said, "Mr. Burrows, hold while I transfer you…" and then conjugated every form of the verb "wait" in Hindi. I was still waiting when I sold my router on eBay.
Dating Apps:
Speaking of waiting, dates now start on apps where, "We found you!" like we're shoppers at a lost dog shelter. And honestly, relax. No entitlement to happiness through an algorithm. But then DMs hit… "Greetings, my name is Ronaldo. Passport, job, Tinder premium." Not even a "Hi, how're you?"—starts with his résumé. Talk about overqualified.
Parenting Moment:
Kids are philosophers now. My niece asked me once, "Why do grown-ups say 'Put that down,' but then say 'Look at this magazine?'" And I was like, "Ah, adult hypocrisy is complicated." She responded, "Oh, so it's okay if I copy Dad's TikTok swiping?" Uh-oh, frickin' Nietzsche in a dinosaur onesie.
Post-Workout Hustle:
Ever seen the new "plank squad" at your gym? These are people who do planks so hard they forget to lift their faces… and accidentally their dry-erase boards read, "Meet the Joneses—Zoom backdrop only." Meanwhile, some plank in sweatsuits go drive-thru, order coffee, and bark, "I'll take a 32 oz Almighty Latte… and a quarter of a kale salad as a 'therapeutic exchange,' thanks!"
Grocery Horror:
Self-checkouts are the new therapists. You do this inventory: "Was this taxed? Does the receipt deserve a trophy? Do I feel accomplished?" And then some Karen's like, "Oh no, it won't scan! Maybe… pray to the iPhone gods?" Suddenly, you're narrating the bagging process like a 90s MTV vlogger: "Okay, let's nestle the constrictions—uh, cucumbers—gently in the basket. Let me just add drama to my leftovers."
Dining Delight:
Restaurants now train waiters to yell, "Who's with this lookin'-like-a-corpse patient?! Suppaaa, losers! Time to share tables!" So you're sipping your $12 kale smoothie next to someone whose meatloaf got a restraining order. I bet 90% of conversations start, "Welp, our life choices led us here." Dinner now feels like a support group for people who hate napkins.
Closing with a Callback:
And the kicker? Just came back from my parent's Thanksgiving—Mom's like, "Why're you here, Eric? The mailman had issues with my candles." Dad? Mute in a headset, screaming at a chat monitor screen. I popped in, said, "Relax, you've survived Christmas on diet meds before." Dad: "Wait, we did the drugs?" Mom: "You're grounded, Eric." (Pause) Okay, thanks, everybody. If you liked it… keep it open. If not… plank it.
(Emergency water chug and exit while holding a crumpled receipt like a trophy.)
This routine cycles through relatable scenarios, uses character-driven humor, and leans on absurd situations to land laughs withoutwordplay. Timing and facial expressions during the parentheticals would add extra punch!
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