Compare Qwen: Qwen3.5 122B A10B and Qwen: Qwen3.5 35B A3B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 262K, tested across 53 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
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Tests an AI's ability to make educated estimates based on technical knowledge
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
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Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
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Here are 5 jokes:
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Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath)
How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Good.
I need to talk about the modern grocery store experience. specifically, the self-checkout machine.
I have a theory that self-checkout machines are not designed for efficiency. They are designed for humiliation. The whole setup is an interrogation room disguised as a convenience.
You walk up, you think you're doing a good deed. You think you're saving the cashier's time. "Oh, look at me, I'm so independent. I'm so modern."
And then you scan your first item. And the machine immediately judges you.
It says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
There is nothing unexpected! I just put the item in the bag. It's a cantaloupe. It's the only thing in the universe. The machine is gaslighting me. It's like a toddler saying, "No, you're not holding the ball, I'm holding the ball."
And you're standing there, holding a melon, sweating, trying to prove to a plastic screen that I am not a shoplifter.
So you have to take the item out. You take it out. You put it back in. The screen says, "Unexpected item."
Now you're panicking. You start waving the barcode like you're trying to summon a spirit. You're doing the barcode dance. You're waving the cantaloupe in the air.
Finally, you have to press the "Call for Assistance" button.
This is the worst part. This is the moment you realize you are a child. You press the button, and you wait. You're just standing there with your groceries, looking like you're waiting for a bus that isn't coming.
Eventually, an attendant comes over. They have a magic key. A key that opens everything. They don't even ask what the problem is. They just type on the keypad like they're entering a secret code to defuse a bomb.
"Okay," they say. "Try it again."
They leave. I scan the melon. It works.
Why did it work? What changed? Did the machine change its mind? Did it forgive me?
I paid for the groceries. I walked out. And I realized something profound.
I spent twenty minutes of my life, standing in a grocery store, moving fruit from a belt to a bag, for free.
I just worked a job. I was an employee of the grocery store, and they didn't even give me a discount.
We are the only species on earth that willingly pays to perform labor for a corporation that hates us.
Thank you, you've been great!
(Drops mic slightly, walks off)
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, looks around the room)
So, I went to the grocery store yesterday. You know the drill. You walk in, you see the self-checkout lanes. And you think, "Oh, this is going to be efficient. I'm going to scan my own stuff. I'm going to be my own cashier. I'm going to be the boss."
And then the machine looks at you like it's the warden and you're the inmate.
I put my groceries on the belt. One bag of apples. A loaf of bread. A bottle of ketchup. That's it. I hit the "Start" button. It beeps. I pick up the apples. I put them in the bag. I put the bread in. I put the ketchup in.
Then it stops.
A voice comes out of the speaker. It's a really pleasant, synthetic voice. It says, "Unexpected item in bagging area."
I stand there. I look at the scale. I look at the bag. I look at the camera. I say, "There is no unexpected item. I just put a bag of apples in a bag."
The machine doesn't care. The machine is offended. It starts flashing a red light. It's like, "I know what you did. I know you're trying to cheat me."
So, you have to call an employee. You press the button. And you wait.
You wait. You stare at the screen. The screen is just a picture of a smiling lady holding a basket of vegetables. She looks very happy to be working there. She knows something you don't. She knows that you are not going to get out of this store in five minutes.
Finally, a person walks over. They don't look at you. They look at the machine. They look at the bag. They say, "Did you put the bag of apples in the bag?"
I say, "Yes."
They say, "Okay."
They press a button on their keypad. The machine beeps. The light turns green. I can leave.
I walk out to the car, and I realize something. We aren't the customers anymore. We are the unpaid labor force. We are the ones training the robot. Every time I put an apple in the bag, I'm telling the computer, "Yes, apples go in bags. Yes, bread goes in bags."
And the computer is learning faster than I am.
I got in my car. I drove home. I put my groceries in the fridge. I sat down on the couch. I realized I was tired. Not because I walked. Not because I carried the bags. But because I had to prove to a plastic box that I was capable of following the rules.
And the worst part? I'm going back tomorrow. Because I don't want to wait in line. I just want to get the ketchup.
(Shrugs)
I'm just going to pay the tax on my own dignity.
(Walks off stage)
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to write in distinct character voices
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
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