Qwen: Qwen3.5 122B A10B vs QwQ 32B
Compare Qwen: Qwen3.5 122B A10B and QwQ 32B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Qwen: Qwen3.5 122B A10B and QwQ 32B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
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Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
Sally has 1 sister.
Here is the breakdown:
Answer: Sally has \boxed{1} sister.
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath)
How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Good.
I need to talk about the modern grocery store experience. specifically, the self-checkout machine.
I have a theory that self-checkout machines are not designed for efficiency. They are designed for humiliation. The whole setup is an interrogation room disguised as a convenience.
You walk up, you think you're doing a good deed. You think you're saving the cashier's time. "Oh, look at me, I'm so independent. I'm so modern."
And then you scan your first item. And the machine immediately judges you.
It says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
There is nothing unexpected! I just put the item in the bag. It's a cantaloupe. It's the only thing in the universe. The machine is gaslighting me. It's like a toddler saying, "No, you're not holding the ball, I'm holding the ball."
And you're standing there, holding a melon, sweating, trying to prove to a plastic screen that I am not a shoplifter.
So you have to take the item out. You take it out. You put it back in. The screen says, "Unexpected item."
Now you're panicking. You start waving the barcode like you're trying to summon a spirit. You're doing the barcode dance. You're waving the cantaloupe in the air.
Finally, you have to press the "Call for Assistance" button.
This is the worst part. This is the moment you realize you are a child. You press the button, and you wait. You're just standing there with your groceries, looking like you're waiting for a bus that isn't coming.
Eventually, an attendant comes over. They have a magic key. A key that opens everything. They don't even ask what the problem is. They just type on the keypad like they're entering a secret code to defuse a bomb.
"Okay," they say. "Try it again."
They leave. I scan the melon. It works.
Why did it work? What changed? Did the machine change its mind? Did it forgive me?
I paid for the groceries. I walked out. And I realized something profound.
I spent twenty minutes of my life, standing in a grocery store, moving fruit from a belt to a bag, for free.
I just worked a job. I was an employee of the grocery store, and they didn't even give me a discount.
We are the only species on earth that willingly pays to perform labor for a corporation that hates us.
Thank you, you've been great!
(Drops mic slightly, walks off)
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!)
Eric's Stage Entrance:
(Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee)
Opening:
Alright, admit it—ever tried talking to tech support in Hindi? I did, once. The woman on the line asked, "What's the issue, sir?" I said, "The line is delayed, like a stalker of my call waiting." She said, "Mr. Burrows, hold while I transfer you…" and then conjugated every form of the verb "wait" in Hindi. I was still waiting when I sold my router on eBay.
Dating Apps:
Speaking of waiting, dates now start on apps where, "We found you!" like we're shoppers at a lost dog shelter. And honestly, relax. No entitlement to happiness through an algorithm. But then DMs hit… "Greetings, my name is Ronaldo. Passport, job, Tinder premium." Not even a "Hi, how're you?"—starts with his résumé. Talk about overqualified.
Parenting Moment:
Kids are philosophers now. My niece asked me once, "Why do grown-ups say 'Put that down,' but then say 'Look at this magazine?'" And I was like, "Ah, adult hypocrisy is complicated." She responded, "Oh, so it's okay if I copy Dad's TikTok swiping?" Uh-oh, frickin' Nietzsche in a dinosaur onesie.
Post-Workout Hustle:
Ever seen the new "plank squad" at your gym? These are people who do planks so hard they forget to lift their faces… and accidentally their dry-erase boards read, "Meet the Joneses—Zoom backdrop only." Meanwhile, some plank in sweatsuits go drive-thru, order coffee, and bark, "I'll take a 32 oz Almighty Latte… and a quarter of a kale salad as a 'therapeutic exchange,' thanks!"
Grocery Horror:
Self-checkouts are the new therapists. You do this inventory: "Was this taxed? Does the receipt deserve a trophy? Do I feel accomplished?" And then some Karen's like, "Oh no, it won't scan! Maybe… pray to the iPhone gods?" Suddenly, you're narrating the bagging process like a 90s MTV vlogger: "Okay, let's nestle the constrictions—uh, cucumbers—gently in the basket. Let me just add drama to my leftovers."
Dining Delight:
Restaurants now train waiters to yell, "Who's with this lookin'-like-a-corpse patient?! Suppaaa, losers! Time to share tables!" So you're sipping your $12 kale smoothie next to someone whose meatloaf got a restraining order. I bet 90% of conversations start, "Welp, our life choices led us here." Dinner now feels like a support group for people who hate napkins.
Closing with a Callback:
And the kicker? Just came back from my parent's Thanksgiving—Mom's like, "Why're you here, Eric? The mailman had issues with my candles." Dad? Mute in a headset, screaming at a chat monitor screen. I popped in, said, "Relax, you've survived Christmas on diet meds before." Dad: "Wait, we did the drugs?" Mom: "You're grounded, Eric." (Pause) Okay, thanks, everybody. If you liked it… keep it open. If not… plank it.
(Emergency water chug and exit while holding a crumpled receipt like a trophy.)
This routine cycles through relatable scenarios, uses character-driven humor, and leans on absurd situations to land laughs withoutwordplay. Timing and facial expressions during the parentheticals would add extra punch!
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