5 Jokes

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

4. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

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Answer: All 5 are unique.

Each joke has a different setup, punchline, and subject matter (atoms, ocean, scarecrow, programmers, and eggs).