Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes for you:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

All 5 jokes are unique - each one has a different setup, punchline, and comedic concept. They cover different types of wordplay: scientific puns (#1, #4), visual humor (#2), food puns (#3), and agricultural wordplay (#5).