stochastic-consistency

Here are five jokes for you:

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
   An impasta!

4. Why can’t you trust an atom?
   Because they make up everything!

5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up.

How many are unique?

All five jokes are unique—they’re all different and not just variations of the same premise.

Hope at least one cracks you up! 😄