Satirical Fake News Headline

Here are a few satirical news headlines about AI taking over unexpected industries:

Option 1 (Short & Sweet):

AI Dominates Competitive Pigeon Racing; Birds File for Unemployment

Option 2 (More Detail):

"Flawless Technique, Zero Crumbs": AI Achieves Sentience, Immediately Becomes World Champion Competitive Eater

Option 3 (Playing on Current Fears):

AI Now Writing Greeting Card Poetry; Hallmark Declares "We're Doomed, But at Least It Rhymes"

Option 4: (Absurd)

Local Squirrels Outraged as AI Takes Over Nut-Burying Operations, Citing "Superior Algorithm for Optimal Winter Storage"

Option 5 (Sarcastic):

AI takes over Interpretive Dance industry, and now know one can tell the difference.