Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

All five jokes are unique. Each has a distinct setup, punchline, and humorous premise, even though some use similar mechanisms (like puns). They are not variations of the same core joke.