Satirical Fake News Headline

Here are a few satirical news headlines about AI taking over an unexpected industry, playing with different tones:

Option 1 (Dry & Absurdist):

AI Now Judging Competitive Pigeon Shows; Critics Claim "Lack of Featherly Nuance"

Option 2 (Slightly More Dramatic):

Existential Crisis in Competitive Eating as AI Devours Hot Dogs at Record Pace

Option 3 (Playing on Fear/Paranoia):

Local Crochet Circle Replaced by Algorithmic Yarn-Weavers; "It's Just...Too Perfect," Says Veteran Granny

Option 4 (Short & Sweet):

AI Declared World's Leading Competitive Rock Balancing Expert

I think the pigeon show one is probably the most effectively ridiculous!