Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes for you:

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
3. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
4. My password got hacked. Now I have to change it to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget it, the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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All 5 are unique. Each one has a different setup, punchline, and style of humor.