Stochastic Consistency Test

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: "You seem stressed. Have a byte!"
3. Parallel lines have so much in common — it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands — the neighbors appreciate the quiet!

All 5 jokes are unique.