Stochastic Consistency Test

1. I told my computer I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.

2. Why don’t programmers like nature?
   It has too many bugs.

3. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
   She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?
   He was outstanding in his field.

5. I tried to catch fog yesterday.
   Mist.

All 5 jokes are unique.