Stochastic Consistency Test

1. I told my computer I needed a break—now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

Unique jokes: 5.