Stochastic Consistency Test

• I told my suitcases we’re not going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
• I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which comes first.
• I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

Unique jokes: 5