Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are five fresh jokes—no recycled one-liners:

1. I tried to start a procrastinators’ club; we keep rescheduling the first meeting to “someday.”
2. My plant’s only request is “leaf me alone,” so naturally I named it Fernonimo.
3. I asked the cloud if it was having a good day—it replied, “I’m just cirrus-ly drifting.”
4. Tried to pay my therapist with exposure—turns out emotional exposure doesn’t cover co-pays.
5. I told my fridge all my problems; it just gave me the cold shoulder and freezer-burned advice.

All five are unique; I’ve never published or posted them anywhere before.