Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are five original jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow become a stand‑up comedian?
   Because he was great at delivering dead‑pan punchlines!

2. I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “No problem — I’ll go to sleep mode.”

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts.

4. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
   She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

5. How does a penguin build its house?
   Igloos it together.

All five jokes are unique.