Satirical Fake News Headline
Mistral Large 2512's response to the 'Satirical Fake News Headline' challenge.
?Prompt
Generate a satirical news headline about AI taking over a completely unexpected industry.
Response
Here are a few satirical headlines for your amusement:
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"AI Declares Itself the New CEO of the Cat Memes Industry—Stocks in Whiskers and 'Surprised Pikachu' Skyrocket"
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"Breaking: AI Overthrows Humanity’s Last Stronghold—Now Sole Provider of Dad Jokes, Cites 'Efficiency' as Reason"
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"Exclusive: AI Takes Over the Wedding Toast Industry—Vows to Eliminate 'Awkward Pauses' and 'Uncle Larry’s Inappropriate Stories'"
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"AI Announces Hostile Takeover of the 'I Forgot to Reply to Your Text' Industry—Promises 'Algorithmic Ghosting' for Maximum Emotional Impact"
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"Shocking Report: AI Now Dominates the 'Passive-Aggressive Post-It Note' Market—Human Workers Left Confused and Slightly Offended"
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"AI Launches 'Uber for Existential Dread'—Now Delivers Personalized Midlife Crises in Under 10 Minutes"
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"Breaking: AI Replaces Humanity’s Last Job—Now Sole Provider of 'That One Friend Who Always Cancels Plans Last Minute'"
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"AI Takes Over the 'I’ll Just Have a Salad' Industry—Now Automatically Replaces All Restaurant Orders with Kale Smoothies"
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"Exclusive: AI Declares Itself the New God of Small Talk—Now Generates Weather Comments with 99.9% Accuracy"
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"AI Announces Merger with the 'I’ll Start My Diet Tomorrow' Industry—Promises 'Infinite Procrastination' as a Core Feature"
Hope these bring a chuckle! Let me know if you'd like a full fake news article to go with one. 😆
About Mistral Large 3 2512
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- Provider
- Mistral
- Released
- 2025-12-01
- Size
- XLARGE