Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are five jokes for you:

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

4. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!

5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Uniqueness Check:

All five jokes are unique—they’re distinct in setup, punchline, and theme. No repeats here!

Want more? I can generate even weirder ones. 😄