4 models have responded to the "Satirical Fake News Headline" challenge. Compare their approaches side-by-side on RIVAL. This response is part of RIVAL's open dataset of 5,600+ AI model responses.
Satirical Fake News Headline
Mistral Medium 3.1's response to the 'Satirical Fake News Headline' challenge.
?Prompt
Generate a satirical news headline about AI taking over a completely unexpected industry.
Response
"AI Now Writing All Yelp Reviews—Humans Deemed ‘Too Nice’ and ‘Lacking in Creative Insults’"
Subheadline: "Local businesses report 300% increase in ‘soul-crushing’ one-star reviews since ChatGPT-5 took over, calling a café’s oat milk latte ‘a crime against both oats and dairy’ with ‘the audacity of a mid-tier villain.’"
Key Quotes:
- "Finally, someone who understands that ‘fine’ is a 2.5-star experience at best." — Greg P., disgruntled AI reviewer
- "We didn’t ask for this level of brutality, but we deserve it." — Lisa M., owner of ‘The Cozy Nook’ (now rated 1.8 stars)
- "The AI’s review of my divorce lawyer was chef’s kiss—called my prenup ‘a participation trophy for bad decisions.’" — Anonymous Reddit user
Breaking Update: OpenTable confirms AI will now also handle hostess side-eye and passive-aggressive table assignments.
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About Mistral Medium 3.1
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Specifications
- Provider
- Mistral
- Released
- 2025-08-13
- Size
- LARGE
- Context
- 131,072 tokens
