Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are five unique jokes for you:

1. Why don't you stop at the diner? — Because you want to eat something delicious!
2. What do you call a sandwich? — I'm here, so I don't need to eat it.
3. Why do birds sing? — Because they can't walk.
4. What do you call a time? — It's a moment.
5. Why did the cat get lost? — Because it was in a room.

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