Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes for you:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

All 5 of these jokes are unique - each one has a different setup and punchline, covering various topics from science to farming to relationships to beauty to food. No duplicates here!