Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes for you:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

All 5 of these jokes are unique - each one has a different setup, punchline, and comedic concept. They cover various joke types including puns, wordplay, and observational humor.