Character Voice Test

Pirate: "Arrr, what be this ‘AI’ ye gabble about? Some cursed ghost ship steered by no crew?"

Knight: "Nay, foul seadog! ‘Tis more like a magical tome that learns and speaks—a scholar’s boon, yet perilous if misused."

Hacker: "Dude, it’s way cooler. Think of a neural net cranked on modem noise. It crunches code like a cypher, but if it glitches, boom—total system meltdown."

Pirate: "So… a parrot what steals yer gold and yer secrets?"

Knight: "Verily! And like any quest, honor lies in wielding it justly."

Hacker: "Or you hack it to gibberish. Just don’t let it backtrace yer IP. That’s worse than a dragon guarding RAM."

Pirate: "Arrr, I’ll stick to me ship. Less headache than this digital bilge rat."

Knight: "Aye, but imagine an AI squire…"

Hacker: "Or a sick new chatroom bot. Later, dudes—I’ve got code to sling."

(They awkwardly fist-bump/shake gauntlets/clink tankards.)