ChatGPT-4o (March 2025) vs Mistral Large 2
Compare ChatGPT-4o (March 2025) by OpenAI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 128K vs 128K, tested across 16 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare ChatGPT-4o (March 2025) by OpenAI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 128K vs 128K, tested across 16 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
16 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Sure. Here's a 3-minute stand-up bit without puns:
You ever notice how nobody tells you when you’ve become an adult? It’s not your 18th birthday. That’s a scam. I still thought pizza was a food group and that “filing taxes” meant putting my receipts in a shoebox.
The real moment you become an adult is when you get excited about a new sponge.
I bought a sponge last week and I was like, “Ooh, it’s dual-sided!”
My ancestors crossed oceans and fought wars so I could stand in my kitchen like, “This one’s for scrubbing and this one’s for caressing the plate.”
You know you’re an adult when you have a favorite burner on the stove.
Don’t act like you don’t.
You’re looking at the stovetop like, “Front-left, you and me, we’ve been through some things.”
And what is it with “adult” dinner parties? When you’re a kid, you go to a friend’s house and it’s pizza, games, screaming, maybe someone throws up.
As an adult, it’s like: “Let’s gather around the charcuterie board and discuss real estate and gut health.”
Some guy is swirling wine going, “This has notes of blackberry and oak.”
Meanwhile I’m in the corner like, “This cheese cube tastes like feet and joy.”
Also—can we talk about how nobody knows how to say "charcuterie"?
Everyone says it like they’re casting a spell.
“Sharka—shkoo—chew—whatever, the meat tray.”
Dating in your 30s is wild too. You used to ask, “What’s your favorite band?” Now it’s, “What’s your relationship with your mother like?”
And you have to be honest.
Like: “Well, she’s alive. So that’s complicated.”
I went on a date recently and the guy said, “I’m just looking for someone chill, no drama.”
Sir. That is code for: “I want zero accountability and I ghost people when they express emotions.”
If you ever hear someone say “no drama,” that is the drama. That’s like someone saying “I’m really humble.”
No, you’re not. You thought about saying it out loud. You rehearsed it in the mirror.
Anyway, thanks for listening. I gotta get home. My sponge misses me.
Let me know if you want it tailored to a specific style or theme.
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Here is a comprehensive, cutting-edge 3-Month Longevity Optimization Plan tailored for an advanced biohacker aiming to enhance lifespan, healthspan, physical performance, and cognitive function. This plan integrates emerging scientific evidence, advanced tools and wearables, and strategic interventions across multiple domains.
Advanced biohacker (30–50 years old) in good health, seeking to optimize biomarkers of aging, physical performance, cognitive resilience, and stress adaptation.
| Month | Focus | Strategy |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baseline Reboot | Detox, base metrics, metabolic switch |
| 2 | Optimization | Stack layering, stress training, peak performance |
| 3 | Longevity Deep Dive | Autophagy, stem cell activation, senescent cell clearance |
Prior to starting:
Blood Work:
Microbiome & Gut Health: Viome or Onegevity
Wearables Setup:
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500 mg | AM, fasted | Supports NAD+ levels |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250–500 mg | AM, with fat | Synergistic with NMN |
| Fisetin | 1.5 g/day | 2 days/month (Month 3) | Senolytic; take with fat |
| Spermidine | 1–3 mg | PM | Autophagy, mitochondrial function |
| Astaxanthin | 12 mg | AM, with food | Mitochondrial antioxidant |
| Curcumin (Theracurmin or BCM-95) | 500–1000 mg | AM/PM | Anti-inflammatory, neuroprotective |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 1–2 g | PM | Brain bioavailability |
| L-Theanine | 200 mg | PM or with coffee | Calming, promotes alpha waves |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5 g | AM/Post-workout | Brain + muscle energy |
| Omega-3s (EPA:DHA 2:1) | 2–3 g | AM | Cardiovascular & cognitive |
| Probiotics (cycling strains) | Varies | AM | Rotate monthly |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 | 5000 IU + 180 mcg | AM | Immune, calcium metabolism |
| Berberine or Metformin (if CGM shows glucose issues) | 500 mg | PM | Metabolic control; cycle monthly |
| Type | Frequency | Duration | Focus |
|---|---|---|---|
| Strength Training | 3x/week | 45–60 min | Compound lifts, hypertrophy, low-rep |
| HIIT / Sprint Intervals | 2x/week | 20–25 min | Mitochondrial biogenesis |
| Zone 2 Cardio | 2x/week | 45–60 min | Fat oxidation, longevity |
| Mobility / Yoga | 2x/week | 30 min | Injury prevention, flexibility |
| Walking / NEAT | Daily | >10,000 steps | Low-intensity movement |
| Day | AM | PM |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | Sauna + Cold Plunge |
| Tue | Zone 2 Cardio (Biking) | Mobility / Stretch |
| Wed | HIIT (Sprints) | Red Light Therapy |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | HRV Breathing |
| Fri | Zone 2 (Rowing) | Neurofeedback |
| Sat | Strength (Full Body) | Cold Plunge |
| Sun | Yoga / Nature Walk | Rest, Journaling |
| Nootropic | Dosage | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Lions Mane | 1000 mg | Neurogenesis (5 days on/2 off) |
| Alpha-GPC | 300–600 mg | Acetylcholine precursor |
| Bacopa Monnieri | 300 mg | Memory and learning |
| Phenylpiracetam (optional) | 100–200 mg | Focus and fatigue (1–2x/week only) |
| Caffeine + L-Theanine | 100 mg + 200 mg | Alertness without jitters |
| Nicotinamide Riboside | 300 mg | Mitochondrial NAD+ support |
Morning Routine (AM):
Evening Routine (PM):
This is a high-performance, experimental protocol. It is essential to:
This plan is a blueprint—a modular, data-driven system for optimizing longevity and performance. Customize based on your own biomarkers, genetics, and goals.
Let me know if you’d like a printable version or digital tracking sheet.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Dish Name: “Symphony of Earth and Ocean”
“Symphony of Earth and Ocean” is a dish that celebrates the harmony between land and sea, tradition and innovation, and nature’s quiet complexity. Inspired by coastal forests, it juxtaposes umami-rich seafood with deep, earthy notes — bringing together miso-cured scallops, black garlic, spruce tips, and fermented mushroom caramel. The plating is evocative of a forest floor meeting the tide’s edge — an edible landscape that tells a story of balance and transformation.
Unusual pairing: Scallop + Black Garlic + Fermented Mushroom Caramel + Spruce Tip Oil
This dish explores the interplay between the sweet, oceanic succulence of scallops with the dark umami of black garlic and fermented shiitake, uplifted by the resinous citrus of spruce tip oil. It's grounded with a savory mushroom soil and brightened with a tangy pickled apple element.
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Concept: A forest-meets-sea landscape. Plate is matte black ceramic or slate.
White Burgundy – Meursault 1er Cru
Creamy texture and subtle oak match the umami-driven elements, while its minerality mirrors the sea.
“Symphony of Earth and Ocean” is a meditation on subtle contrasts — sweet and savory, forest and sea, light and dark — delivered through technical precision and profound ingredient synergy. This dish demands respect for each component’s voice, yet orchestrates them into a harmonious, unforgettable crescendo. Perfect for the Michelin stage.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
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This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS
Find exploitable clauses in a software consulting contract and suggest modifications with legal reasoning.
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