Claude Haiku 4.5 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare Claude Haiku 4.5 by Anthropic against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 200K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Claude Haiku 4.5 by Anthropic against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 200K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
walks on stage
So I've figured something out, and I need to share this with you all because I think we've been lied to our entire lives. Adulting is a scam. It's a pyramid scheme, and we're all at the bottom paying for it.
When you're a kid, adults make it sound amazing. They're like, "Oh, just wait until you're grown up. You can stay up as late as you want! You can eat ice cream for dinner!"
And you're like, "Oh my God, that sounds incredible!"
pauses
You know what I do now that I'm an adult? I go to bed at 9:15 PM. And I get EXCITED about it. I'm like, "Yes, finally, I can lie in the dark and think about my mistakes for six hours!" That's my hobby now.
And the ice cream for dinner thing? I tried it once. You know what happened? I got heartburn AND existential dread. My stomach was upset, and my brain was just screaming, "IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?"
sits on stool
But here's the thing that really gets me. Nobody tells you about the paperwork. So much paperwork. I have a filing system now. ME. I have a FILING SYSTEM. I'm not even thirty, and I'm organizing receipts like some kind of tax-obsessed robot.
My mom called me the other day, and I was genuinely excited to tell her about my new label maker. A LABEL MAKER. I said, "Mom, you won't believe how organized my files are." And she was just silent. I think she was mourning the loss of her child.
The worst part? I MEANT what I said. I was genuinely proud. That's when you know you're an adult—when you get excited about office supplies. Your personality just gets smaller and smaller until you're just... a guy with a label maker.
stands up
And nobody tells you about the money thing. When you're a kid, you think, "When I have a job, I'll have SO much money!"
And technically, yes, I have more money than I did when I was seven. But do you know what that money is for? Rent. That's it. That's the whole thing. I get paid, and rent just eats it. It's like a financial Pac-Man.
I went to the grocery store last week—this is real—I went to the grocery store, and I spent eighty-seven dollars. EIGHTY-SEVEN DOLLARS. I have no idea what I bought. I left with no bags that could possibly cost that much, but apparently, I needed them.
My receipt was longer than my arm. I'm standing there looking at it like, "Did I buy groceries or a small car?"
mimics reading receipt
"Milk... check. Bread... check. Somehow, $47 in mysterious items... check."
I don't even know what I'm buying anymore. I just go to the store in a daze, throw things in a cart, and then act surprised at checkout like, "WHAT?! That much?!" Every single time. You'd think I'd learn.
walks across stage
And dating as an adult? That's its own special kind of torture. When you're a teenager, you think dating is going to be like the movies. Someone's going to look at you across a crowded room, and there's going to be music, and you'll just KNOW.
You know what actually happens? You match with someone on an app, you text for three weeks about nothing, you meet up, and within five minutes, you realize they have the personality of a beige wall.
And the conversations! Oh my God, the conversations. I went on a date last month, and this guy spent forty minutes—I timed it—forty minutes telling me about his fantasy football league.
FANTASY. FOOTBALL.
Not even real football. The fake one. He was explaining trades to me like I was a general manager. I was just sitting there with a smile on my face that was slowly calcifying into a permanent grimace.
And the thing is, I can't even be mad at him because I'M boring too now. What am I gonna talk about? My mortgage? My concerns about my credit score?
That's what happened to me. I got older, and now I get EXCITED about credit scores. A good credit score will literally make me happy for a whole day. That's not normal. That's not a personality. That's just... resignation.
sits back on stool
My therapist—and yes, I have a therapist now, another adult tax—my therapist asked me, "What brings you joy?"
And I literally couldn't answer. I just sat there. "What brings me joy?" What a question. I like... sleeping? I like when nobody needs anything from me? Is that joy? Is that what joy is now?
I told her, "I like when I find money in my jacket pocket." And she wrote that down. Like that was a real answer. I'm paying her money to listen to me describe the joy of forgotten pocket change.
stands
You know what I realized? We're all just pretending. Every adult is just pretending they know what they're doing. We're all walking around like we have it figured out, but we're all just... winging it.
I saw a guy in a suit the other day—expensive suit, briefcase, the whole thing—and I watched him walk directly into a glass door that he clearly didn't see. And I thought, "That's it. That's what being an adult is. We're all just walking into glass doors and pretending it didn't happen."
He literally just kept walking like, "Yeah, I meant to do that. Very normal. I'm fine."
pause
We're all that guy.
And the crazy part? The CRAZY part? We have to teach kids how to be adults. We have to look them in the eye and be like, "Okay, here's how you do it." And we're all just lying. We're all just like, "You get a job, you pay your bills, and then you die. Good luck!"
That's the whole thing! That's the tutorial!
walks to edge of stage
I saw a teenager the other day—couldn't have been more than sixteen—and she looked so hopeful. So full of potential. And I wanted to grab her by the shoulders and be like, "Run. Run now. Stay young. Don't become like us. Don't end up excited about label makers and a good credit score."
But I didn't say anything. I just smiled and thought about my filing system.
long pause
So that's it. That's the scam. We're all just pretending. We're all just adults walking into glass doors, spending money we don't have on things we don't need, and acting like we have it figured out.
And the worst part? The absolute worst part?
In like ten years, I'm gonna be even MORE excited about my filing system.
bows slightly
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go home. It's 8:47 PM, and I need to get to bed.
exits
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Here’s a simple, delicious, and creative savory dish using just 7 common pantry ingredients—no fresh produce required!
A warm, spiced, and satisfying one-pan dish with crispy chickpeas, tangy tomatoes, and a hint of smoky sweetness. Perfect as a side, snack, or light meal!
(Optional garnish: dried parsley or red pepper flakes if you have them!)
Crisp the chickpeas:
Simmer the tomatoes:
Combine & serve:
Serve warm!
Variations (if you have extras):
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Before starting, establish metrics:
| Test | Method | Frequency |
|---|---|---|
| Lipid Panel | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Fasting Glucose/Insulin | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| HbA1c | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| hs-CRP | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Homocysteine | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Testosterone/DHEA | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Thyroid Panel (TSH, Free T3, Free T4) | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Vitamin D25-OH | Bloodwork | Baseline + Week 12 |
| VO2 Max | Submaximal test or Garmin | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Body Composition | DEXA or InBody | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Resting Heart Rate | Wearable | Daily tracking |
| HRV (Heart Rate Variability) | Wearable | Daily tracking |
| Cognitive Baseline | NIH Toolbox or Lumosity | Baseline + Week 12 |
| Grip Strength | Dynamometer | Baseline + Week 12 |
Genetic Testing (Optional but Recommended):
Caloric Target: Maintenance (calculate: BMR × 1.4-1.5)
Macro Split:
Example for 200lb male (2,500 cal maintenance):
Daily Eating Window:
Meal Structure:
Meal 1 (11am-12pm) - Post-Fasting Meal:
Example:
Meal 2 (3-4pm) - Pre-Training Meal (if training 4-5pm):
Example:
Meal 3 (6-7pm) - Post-Training/Dinner:
Example:
✓ Prioritize:
✗ Eliminate:
Objective: Increase mitochondrial density, fat oxidation, autophagy signaling
Protocol: 4-Day Keto / 3-Day Refeed Cycle
Keto Days (Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri):
Example Keto Day (200lb male):
Daily Total: P: 140g | F: 170g | C: 18g | ~2,500 cal
Refeed Days (Wed, Sat, Sun):
Example Refeed Day (200lb male):
Daily Total: P: 140g | F: 75g | C: 180g | ~2,700 cal
Keto Days:
Refeed Days:
Objective: Optimize performance, recovery, and metabolic adaptation
Weekly Template:
| Day | Type | Carbs | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Heavy Strength | Refeed (1.5-2g/lb) | Glycogen for strength |
| Tue | HIIT | Moderate (0.8-1g/lb) | Glycogen + fat loss |
| Wed | Keto | <30g | Autophagy, fat oxidation |
| Thu | Moderate | Moderate (0.8-1g/lb) | Recovery, flexibility |
| Fri | Strength | Refeed (1.5-2g/lb) | Glycogen for strength |
| Sat | Low-Intensity | Low (0.3-0.5g/lb) | Fat oxidation, recovery |
| Sun | Refeed | High (1.5-2g/lb) | Glycogen replenishment |
Pre-Workout (30-60 min before, high-carb days):
Intra-Workout (if >60 min):
Post-Workout (within 30-60 min):
Objective: Fill micronutrient gaps, support basic longevity pathways
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vitamin D3 | 4,000-5,000 IU | Morning with fat | Immune, bone, mood, longevity |
| Magnesium Glycinate | 400-500mg | Evening | Sleep, stress, muscle, cardiac |
| Omega-3 (Fish Oil) | 2-3g EPA/DHA | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, cognitive, cardiac |
| Zinc Picolinate | 15-25mg | Morning (alternate days) | Immune, testosterone, recovery |
| Selenium | 200mcg | Morning | Thyroid, antioxidant, mood |
| Vitamin K2 (MK-7) | 90-180mcg | With fat-soluble vitamins | Bone, cardiovascular, longevity |
| Folate (L-Methylfolate) | 400-800mcg | Morning | Methylation, cognitive, homocysteine |
| B12 (Methylcobalamin) | 1,000-2,000mcg | Morning or sublingual | Energy, methylation, cognitive |
| Iron (if deficient) | 15-25mg elemental | Morning, separate from others | Energy, oxygen transport |
Cycling: All daily, no cycling needed
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoQ10 (Ubiquinol) | 200-300mg | Morning with fat | Mitochondrial energy, cardiac, antioxidant |
| L-Carnitine | 2-3g | Pre-workout or morning | Fat oxidation, mitochondrial function |
| Acetyl-L-Carnitine (ALCAR) | 1-2g | Morning | Cognitive, mitochondrial, neuroprotection |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g daily | Anytime with carbs | Strength, power, cognitive, neuroprotection |
| PQQ (Pyrroloquinoline Quinone) | 10-20mg | Morning | Mitochondrial biogenesis, antioxidant |
| NAD+ Precursor (NMN or NR) | 250-500mg | Morning | NAD+ levels, sirtuin activation, longevity |
Cycling: All daily, no cycling needed
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| Curcumin (95% Curcuminoids) | 500-1,000mg | With black pepper (Piperine 5-10mg) | Anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, cognitive |
| Resveratrol | 150-300mg | Morning | Sirtuin activation, antioxidant, longevity |
| Quercetin | 500-1,000mg | Morning | Anti-inflammatory, senolytic, antioxidant |
| Astaxanthin | 4-12mg | Morning with fat | Antioxidant, eye health, recovery |
| Alpha-Lipoic Acid (ALA) | 300-600mg | Morning or with meals | Antioxidant, blood sugar, mitochondrial |
| N-Acetyl Cysteine (NAC) | 600-1,200mg | Morning | Glutathione precursor, detoxification |
| Sulforaphane (Broccoli Sprout Extract) | 50-100 μmol | Morning | NRF2 activation, detoxification, longevity |
Cycling (Weeks 1-12):
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale | Cycling |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpha-GPC | 600-1,200mg | Morning, split doses | Choline source, focus, memory, growth hormone | Daily |
| L-Theanine | 100-200mg | Morning or as needed | Calm focus, alpha waves, synergistic with caffeine | Daily |
| Caffeine | 100-200mg | Morning (6-8am) | Alertness, performance, longevity | Daily or 5 days/week |
| Rhodiola Rosea (3% Rosavins) | 300-600mg | Morning | Stress resilience, fatigue, cognitive | 5 weeks on / 1 week off |
| Lion's Mane Mushroom (10:1) | 500-1,500mg | Morning or split | NGF stimulation, cognitive, neuroprotection | Daily |
| Bacopa Monnieri (50% Bacosides) | 300-600mg | Morning or split | Memory, learning, anxiety, neuroprotection | Daily |
| L-Tyrosine | 500-1,500mg | Morning or pre-workout | Dopamine, focus, stress resilience | Daily |
| Ginkgo Biloba (24% Flavones) | 120-240mg | Morning, split doses | Cognitive, blood flow, neuroprotection | Daily |
Stacking Strategy:
Caffeine Cycling (Weeks 1-12):
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale | Cycling |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fisetin | 100-200mg | Morning | Senolytic, antioxidant, neuroprotection | 2 weeks on / 2 weeks off |
| Dasatinib | 5mg (if available) | Once, mid-protocol | Senolytic, cellular aging | 1 dose at Week 6 (consult MD) |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) | 5-10mg weekly | Once weekly (suggest Mon) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy, longevity | 1x weekly (consult MD) |
| Metformin | 500-1,000mg | Dinner | Insulin sensitivity, longevity, AMPK | Daily (if approved; consult MD) |
| Spermidine | 1-2mg | Morning | Autophagy, mitochondrial, longevity | Daily |
| Nicotinamide Riboside (NR) | 250-500mg | Morning | NAD+ precursor, sirtuin activation | Daily (or alternate with NMN) |
Cycling Strategy:
Note: Rapamycin and Dasatinib require physician oversight. Consider consulting a longevity-focused MD (e.g., through Fountain Life, Orca Health).
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale | Cycling |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Magnesium Glycinate | 300-500mg | 30-60 min before bed | Sleep, muscle relaxation, stress | Daily |
| L-Glycine | 3-5g | Before bed | Sleep quality, collagen, recovery | Daily |
| Melatonin | 0.5-5mg | 30-60 min before bed | Sleep-wake cycle, antioxidant | 5 nights/week (avoid tolerance) |
| Apigenin | 50-100mg | Before bed | Sleep, anxiety, GABA enhancement | Daily |
| Ashwagandha (KSM-66, 5% Withanolides) | 300-600mg | Evening | Stress, cortisol, sleep quality | Daily |
| Valerian Root Extract | 400-900mg | Before bed | Sleep onset, deep sleep | 4 weeks on / 1 week off |
| Passionflower | 250-500mg | Before bed | Anxiety, sleep quality, GABA | Daily |
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g daily | Post-workout with carbs | Strength, power, muscle, neuroprotection |
| Beta-Alanine | 3-5g daily | Split doses with meals | Endurance, buffering, strength endurance |
| Citrulline Malate | 6-8g | 30-60 min pre-workout | Pump, endurance, blood flow, recovery |
| Betaine (Trimethylglycine) | 2.5-5g | Morning or pre-workout | Strength, power, endurance, recovery |
| Taurine | 3-5g | Pre/post-workout or daily | Muscle function, recovery, cardiac, neuroprotection |
| Leucine (if needed) | 2-3g | Post-workout | mTOR activation, muscle protein synthesis |
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green Tea Extract (EGCG) | 300-500mg | Morning or pre-workout | Fat oxidation, thermogenesis, antioxidant |
| Caffeine | 100-200mg | Pre-workout | Energy, fat oxidation, performance |
| L-Carnitine | 2-3g | Pre-workout or morning | Fat oxidation, mitochondrial, endurance |
| Yohimbine | 5-10mg | Fasted morning (optional) | Fat oxidation, sympathomimetic |
| Capsaicin (Cayenne Extract) | 100-300mg | With meals | Thermogenesis, anti-inflammatory |
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| Collagen Peptides (Type I/III) | 10-20g | Morning or post-workout | Joint, skin, gut, recovery |
| Glucosamine + Chondroitin | 1,500mg + 1,200mg | Daily with meals | Joint cartilage, mobility, longevity |
| Hyaluronic Acid | 50-200mg | Morning | Joint, skin, connective tissue |
| Boswellia Serrata (65% Boswellic Acids) | 300-500mg | Morning or evening | Joint inflammation, mobility, recovery |
| Bromelain (Pineapple Enzyme) | 500-1,000 GDU | Between meals or post-workout | Inflammation, recovery, protein digestion |
| Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid) | 500-1,000mg | Morning or split | Collagen synthesis, antioxidant, immune |
Stacking Strategy:
| Supplement | Dose | Timing | Rationale | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Exosome Therapy | As prescribed | Per provider | Cellular rejuvenation, tissue repair | Optional; requires medical provider |
| Senolytics (Quercetin + Dasatinib) | See Tier 2 | Intermittent | Senescent cell clearance | 2-week protocols quarterly |
| Urolithin A | 250-500mg | Morning | Mitochondrial health, autophagy | Emerging; limited human data |
| Pterostilbene | 50-100mg | Morning | Sirtuin activation, cognitive | Resveratrol analog |
| Nicotinamide Mononucleotide (NMN) | 250-500mg | Morning | NAD+ elevation, longevity | Alternate with NR |
| Hyaluronic Acid (IV) | As prescribed | Per provider | Skin, joint, systemic hydration | Optional; medical provider |
| Stem Cell Therapy | As prescribed | Per provider | Tissue regeneration | Advanced; significant cost |
| Plasmapheresis/Plasma Exchange | As prescribed | Per provider | Parabiosis benefit simulation | Experimental; limited evidence |
Objective: Maximize strength, power, endurance, mitochondrial function, and longevity markers while managing fatigue and injury risk.
Weekly Structure:
Warm-up (5-10 min):
Main Work (45-50 min):
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barbell Back Squat | 4 x 6-8 | 3-1-1 | 3 min | Heavy, focus on depth |
| Romanian Deadlift (RDL) | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-2 | 2.5 min | Hamstring emphasis |
| Leg Press | 3 x 8-12 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Higher reps, metabolic stress |
| Walking Lunges | 3 x 12 each leg | 2-0-1 | 90 sec | Unilateral, balance |
| Leg Curl | 3 x 12-15 | 1-1-2 | 90 sec | Hamstring isolation |
| Calf Raises | 3 x 15-20 | 1-0-1 | 60 sec | High reps for endurance |
Metabolic Finisher (5-10 min):
Post-Workout:
Warm-up (5-10 min):
Main Work (50-55 min):
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bench Press (Barbell or Dumbbell) | 4 x 6-8 | 3-1-1 | 3 min | Heavy, chest emphasis |
| Bent-Over Barbell Rows | 4 x 6-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Back thickness, strength |
| Incline Dumbbell Press | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Upper chest, anterior shoulder |
| Weighted Pull-ups or Lat Pulldown | 3 x 6-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Vertical pull, back width |
| Dumbbell Flyes | 3 x 10-12 | 2-1-2 | 90 sec | Chest stretch, isolation |
| Barbell Curls | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-1 | 90 sec | Arm development |
| Tricep Dips or Pushdowns | 3 x 10-12 | 2-0-1 | 90 sec | Arm development |
HIIT Conditioning (15-20 min):
Post-Workout:
Option A: Low-Intensity Steady State (LISS)
Option B: Yoga or Mobility Flow (45-60 min)
Option C: Complete Rest
Warm-up (5-10 min):
Main Work (50-55 min):
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deadlift (Conventional or Sumo) | 4 x 3-5 | 2-1-1 | 3.5 min | Heavy, posterior chain |
| Front Squat or Goblet Squat | 3 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Quad emphasis, core |
| Bulgarian Split Squat | 3 x 8 each leg | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Unilateral strength |
| Box Jump or Broad Jump | 4 x 3-5 | Explosive | 3 min | Power development |
| Hamstring Curl | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-2 | 2 min | Hamstring strength |
| Sled Push | 3 x 20 meters | Explosive | 90 sec | Quad power, metabolic |
Power Focus:
Post-Workout:
Warm-up (5-10 min):
Main Work (50-55 min):
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deadlift Variation or Weighted Dips | 4 x 3-6 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Heavy, chest/tricep/back |
| Barbell Rows (Pendlay or Yates) | 4 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Back strength, thickness |
| Incline Bench Press | 3 x 6-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Upper chest, anterior shoulder |
| Lat Pulldown or Pull-ups | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Back width |
| Dumbbell Rows | 3 x 8-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Unilateral strength |
| Overhead Press (Barbell or Dumbbell) | 3 x 6-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Shoulder strength |
| Face Pulls | 3 x 12-15 | 1-1-1 | 90 sec | Shoulder health, rear delts |
Post-Workout:
Option A: Rowing Machine HIIT
Option B: Bike Sprints
Option C: Sled Push/Battle Ropes
Option D: Running Intervals (if joint-healthy)
Post-Conditioning:
Objective: Increase neural drive, maximize strength gains, enhance power output
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Back Squat | 5 x 3-5 | 3-1-1 | 4 min | Heavy strength focus |
| Deadlift (Variation) | 3 x 3-5 | 2-1-1 | 4 min | Posterior chain strength |
| Front Squat | 3 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Quad strength, core |
| Box Jumps | 4 x 3-5 | Explosive | 3 min | Power development |
| Leg Press (Heavy) | 3 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Quad strength, volume |
| Sled Push (Heavy) | 3 x 10-15 meters | Explosive | 2 min | Power, quad strength |
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bench Press | 5 x 3-5 | 3-1-1 | 4 min | Heavy strength |
| Barbell Rows | 5 x 3-5 | 2-1-1 | 4 min | Back strength |
| Weighted Pull-ups | 3 x 3-6 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Upper back, strength |
| Incline Press | 3 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Upper chest |
| Dumbbell Rows | 3 x 6-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Unilateral strength |
| Overhead Press | 3 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Shoulder strength |
HIIT: 8 rounds of (45 sec max effort + 2 min easy) on rowing machine or bike
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Front Squat or Goblet Squat | 4 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Quad strength, power |
| RDL | 3 x 6-8 | 2-1-2 | 2.5 min | Hamstring strength |
| Bulgarian Split Squats | 3 x 8 each | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Unilateral, hypertrophy |
| Jump Squats | 4 x 5 | Explosive | 3 min | Power, explosive strength |
| Leg Curl | 3 x 8-12 | 2-1-2 | 2 min | Hamstring hypertrophy |
| Calf Raises | 3 x 12-20 | 1-0-1 | 90 sec | Endurance, calf development |
| Exercise | Sets x Reps | Tempo | Rest | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Incline Bench Press | 4 x 5-8 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Upper chest strength |
| Weighted Pull-ups | 4 x 3-6 | 2-1-1 | 3 min | Back strength, power |
| Dumbbell Bench Press | 3 x 6-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Chest hypertrophy |
| Barbell Rows (Pendlay) | 3 x 6-8 | 2-1-1 | 2.5 min | Back thickness |
| Clap Push-ups or Medicine Ball Chest Pass | 3 x 5 | Explosive | 2 min | Upper body power |
| Dips (Weighted if possible) | 3 x 6-10 | 2-1-1 | 2 min | Chest/tricep strength |
Objective: Consolidate gains, manage fatigue, test new maxes, prepare for next cycle
Lower Body Day:
Upper Body Day:
Conditioning:
Monday: Lower Body Strength Test
Tuesday: Upper Body Strength Test
Thursday & Friday: Moderate intensity work (RPE 6-7/10)
Conditioning: 1x per week at high intensity
RPE Scale (Rate of Perceived Exertion):
Tempo Notation (e.g., 3-1-1):
Progressive Overload Strategy:
Lower Body:
Upper Body:
Objective: Achieve 7-9 hours of high-quality sleep nightly, with emphasis on deep sleep and REM
Evening Routine (7-10pm):
Light Reduction (8pm):
Temperature Control (9pm):
Supplement Timing (9-9:30pm):
Behavioral Practices (8-10pm):
Bedroom Environment:
Wearables for Sleep Tracking:
Target Metrics:
Objective: Improve parasympathetic tone, reduce cortisol, enhance recovery
What is HRV?
HRV Tracking Apps:
HRV-Based Training Adjustments:
| HRV Status | Action | Rationale |
|---|---|---|
| High (>90th percentile) | Hard training, strength focus | Good recovery, CNS ready |
| Normal (40-90th percentile) | Moderate training, mixed | Balanced training |
| Low (<40th percentile) | Light training, recovery focus | Poor recovery, CNS fatigued |
Protocol:
4-7-8 Breathing (Wim Hof-inspired):
Box Breathing (for acute stress):
Nasal Breathing:
Wim Hof Method (Optional, Advanced):
Protocol:
Contraindications:
Daily Meditation Protocol:
Neurofeedback (Optional, Advanced):
Benefits:
Protocol:
Timing:
Weekly Routine:
Tools:
Daily Self-Release Protocol (10-15 min):
Purpose: Enhance blood flow, reduce soreness, maintain aerobic capacity without CNS fatigue
Option A: Light Cardio (30-45 min)
Option B: Yoga or Mobility Flow (45-60 min)
Option C: Tai Chi or Qigong (30-45 min)
Guidelines:
Measure at Week 1, 6, 12:
Stress Inoculation Training:
Example Protocol (Weeks 1-12):
Muse Headband Protocol (Optional):
Neurofeedback Goals:
Dual N-Back Task (Brain Training):
Protocol:
NIH Toolbox Cognitive Battery:
Lumosity or Peak Brain Training:
Novel Learning Protocol (Pick One):
Reading Protocol:
Rationale: Strong social connections predict longevity better than most biomarkers
Weekly Protocol:
| Device | Metrics | Frequency | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oura Ring (Gen 3) | Sleep, HRV, temperature, activity | Daily | $300-400 |
| WHOOP Band | Sleep, strain, recovery, HRV | Daily | $30/month |
| Garmin Fenix/Epix | Sleep, HRV, training load, VO2 max | Daily | $600-900 |
| Apple Watch Ultra | Activity, workouts, ECG, blood oxygen | Daily | $800 |
| Continuous Glucose Monitor (Dexcom) | Blood glucose | Every 5 min | $50-150/month |
Tier 1 (Essential):
Tier 2 (Advanced):
Baseline (Week 1):
Mid-Point (Week 6, Optional):
End-Point (Week 12):
Providers:
Create Google Sheet with tabs:
Tab 1: Daily Metrics
| Date | Sleep (h) | HRV (ms) | RHR (bpm) | Workout | Mood (1-10) | Stress (1-10) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/1 | 7.5 | 65 | 58 | Lower | 8 | 3 |
Tab 2: Weekly Averages
| Week | Avg Sleep | Avg HRV | Avg RHR | Workouts | Avg Mood | Avg Stress |
|---|
Tab 3: Blood Work
| Date | Glucose | Insulin | HDL | LDL | Triglycerides | hs-CRP | Testosterone | Vitamin D |
|---|
Tab 4: Body Composition
| Date | Weight (lb) | Muscle (lb) | Fat (%) | Waist (in) |
|---|
Tab 4: Performance
| Date | Squat 1RM | Bench 1RM | Deadlift 1RM | VO2 Max | Grip Strength |
|---|
First Sunday of Each Month (30-45 min):
Data Review (10 min):
Assessment (10 min):
Biomarker Analysis (5 min):
Training Analysis (5 min):
Adjustments (10 min):
Days 1-3:
Days 4-7:
End of Week 1:
Focus: Establish consistent habits, baseline performance
Daily:
Weekly:
Supplements (Tier 1 + 2):
Training:
Dietary Adjustments:
Focus: Transition to keto-refeed cycling, increase strength focus
Days 1-3:
Supplements (Add to Tier 1 & 2):
Training:
Recovery:
Testing (Week 6):
Focus: Consolidate gains, test new maxes, prepare for next cycle
Weeks 9-10: Maintenance Phase
Weeks 11-12: Testing & Peaking
Week 12: Final Testing & Assessment
Week 12: Review & Plan Next Cycle
Primary Goal: Establish habits, collect baseline data
Expected Changes:
Adjustments if Needed:
Primary Goal: Increase strength, establish metabolic flexibility
Expected Changes:
Adjustments if Needed:
Primary Goal: Test improvements, prepare for next cycle
Expected Changes:
Adjustments if Needed:
Possible Causes:
Solutions:
Possible Causes:
Solutions:
Possible Causes:
Solutions:
Possible Causes:
Solutions:
Common Issues:
Solutions:
Symptoms:
Solutions:
MTHFR Variants:
ApoE Variants:
Caffeine Sensitivity (CYP1A2):
Protein Type (Fast Oxidizers):
Carb Type (Slow Oxidizers):
Balanced Type:
Poor Responder to Strength Training:
Good Responder to Strength Training:
Poor Responder to Cardio:
Comprehensive Review (Week 12):
Quantitative Improvements:
Qualitative Assessment:
Adherence & Sustainability:
Option A: Repeat with Variations
Option B: Different Focus
Option C: Advanced Biohacking
Once established, simplified protocol:
Training:
Nutrition:
Supplements:
Recovery:
Testing:
Morning (with breakfast):
Mid-Day (around lunch):
Pre-Workout (30-60 min before):
Post-Workout (within 60 min):
Evening (with dinner):
Before Bed (30-60 min):
Keto Days (Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri):
| Meal | Example |
|---|---|
| Breakfast (11am) | 8oz salmon + 2 tbsp MCT oil + 3 cups spinach |
| Lunch (3pm) | 6oz grass-fed beef + 2 tbsp ghee + salad |
| Dinner (6:30pm) | 8oz pastured chicken + 1/4 cup macadamia nuts + broccoli |
Refeed Days (Wed, Sat, Sun):
| Meal | Example |
|---|---|
| Breakfast (11am) | 8oz beef + 1.5 cups white rice + vegetables |
| Lunch (3pm) | 6oz chicken + 1.5 cups white rice + honey |
| Dinner (6:30pm) | 8oz salmon + 1 cup sweet potato + vegetables |
| Day | Focus | Duration | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Lower Strength | 50 min | RPE 8-9 |
| Tue | Upper Strength + HIIT | 65 min | RPE 8-9 + 9 |
| Wed | Active Recovery | 30-45 min | RPE 3-4 |
| Thu | Lower Power | 50 min | RPE 8-9 |
| Fri | Upper Strength | 50 min | RPE 8-9 |
| Sat | HIIT Conditioning | 20-30 min | RPE 9 |
| Sun | Rest | — | — |
| HRV Status | Training Recommendation |
|---|---|
| >90th percentile | Hard training, new maxes, high volume |
| 70-90th percentile | Moderate-heavy training, normal volume |
| 50-70th percentile | Moderate training, reduced volume |
| <50th percentile | Light training, mobility, recovery focus |
This 3-month longevity plan provides a comprehensive framework for optimizing physical performance, cognitive function, and long-term health. Success requires:
Expected Outcomes (Week 12):
Remember: This is a starting framework. Personalize based on your genetics, response, goals, and lifestyle. Work with qualified healthcare providers (functional medicine doctors, longevity specialists) for medical oversight, especially with advanced interventions like rapamycin or senolytic protocols.
The goal is not perfection, but progressive improvement toward optimal health and longevity.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
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Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
This dish explores the intersection of Japanese fermentation philosophy and Nordic minimalism, using koji (aspergillus oryzae mold) as a bridge between cultures and flavor dimensions. The narrative arc moves from deep, funky umami through mineral-bright acidity to a shocking sweetness—mirroring a night sky transitioning from dusk to stars to dawn. It challenges diners' expectations of what "savory" means.
Ingredients:
Technique: Enzymatic Curing via Koji Fermentation
Koji Culture Preparation: Mix koji spores with salt and miso powder. The miso provides essential nutrients; the salt controls fermentation speed.
Application: Create a thin, even paste coating the entire scallop surface. Place on parchment in a humidity-controlled chamber (65% humidity, 18°C).
Fermentation Monitoring:
Finishing: Briefly torch the surface (3 seconds) to create a 1mm crust while preserving the raw interior. This creates textural contrast and prevents oxidation.
Sourcing Notes:
Ingredients:
Technique: Warm Emulsion Using Miso as Emulsifier
Miso Dissolution: Whisk miso and dashi off-heat until completely smooth; this prevents seizing.
Emulsification: Using an immersion blender at medium speed, slowly drizzle brown butter into miso mixture while blending continuously. The lecithin in miso acts as a natural emulsifier.
Stabilization: Add xanthan gum in a slurry (mixed with cold water first) to prevent separation during service. Strain through fine chinois.
Temperature Control: Maintain at 60-65°C; above 70°C, the emulsion breaks.
Toasted Nori Oil (Made 2 hours prior):
Ingredients:
Technique: Lacto-Fermentation + Koji Enzymatic Breakdown
Initial Fermentation: Toss celery root cubes with salt; pack into anaerobic container. Ferment at 18°C for 4 days. This develops lactic acid and complex flavor.
Koji Inoculation: On day 4, drain liquid, dust with koji spores, and allow aerobic fermentation for 2-3 days at 20°C, 70% humidity. Koji enzymes convert celery's starches to glucose, creating subtle sweetness that contrasts savory elements.
Cooking: Steam fermented celery root until completely tender (12 minutes).
Puréeing: Blend with vegetable stock and butter until silken; pass through tamis. The texture should be cloud-like.
Seasoning: Adjust salt; add white pepper for subtle heat without flavor distraction.
Ingredients:
Technique: Curing + Spherification-Adjacent Method
Dry Cure: Mix koji powder, salt, and sugar. Bury egg yolks completely in mixture; refrigerate 24 hours.
Rinsing: Gently rinse yolks under cool water; pat dry carefully.
Spherification: Using a specialized spherification spoon (or careful hands), gently lower each yolk into 75°C oil for exactly 90 seconds. The exterior sets into a delicate shell while the interior remains liquid.
Draining: Place on paper towels; serve immediately or hold at 55°C maximum 20 minutes.
Result: A bite releases umami-rich koji-cured yolk with a crispy exterior—textural and flavor surprise.
Ingredients:
Technique: Smoke-Infused Gel with Mineral Suspension
Dashi Preparation: Make primary dashi (kombu 2 hours, then 8 minutes bonito flakes). Secondary dashi uses spent bonito for deeper flavor.
Smoking: Introduce liquid smoke drop-by-drop while tasting; it should be a whisper, not a shout. The smoke adds dimension without overwhelming.
Gelification: Heat dashi to 70°C, whisk in agar-agar thoroughly to avoid lumps. Bring to boil for 1 minute.
Seasoning: Add yuzu juice and salt; taste for balance between umami, acidity, and mineral quality.
Setting: Pour into shallow container; cool to room temperature, then refrigerate 2 hours until set.
Plating Preparation: Cut into small cubes (5mm) or use spherification technique for elegant dots.
Ingredients:
Technique: Tuile-Style Crisp with Umami Layering
Dough: Mix koji powder, cheese, butter, rice flour, and miso into a paste. Fold in charred scallion and cayenne.
Spreading: Spread extremely thin (1-2mm) on silicone mat in 3cm x 8cm rectangles.
Baking: 160°C for 8-10 minutes until golden and crisp. Remove while warm; they'll crisp further as they cool.
Charring Allium: Char scallion whites directly over flame until blackened; mince fine. This adds smoke and depth without overwhelming delicacy.
Ingredients:
Technique: Spherification for Textural Surprise
Pickling: Slice cucumber into thin rounds; pickle in vinegar solution with dill and mustard seeds for 3 days at 4°C.
Spherification Bath: Prepare sodium alginate bath (0.5% solution); let sit 24 hours to remove air bubbles.
Sphere Creation: Using a small spoon or pipette, drop pickled cucumber brine (strained) into calcium chloride bath (2% solution). Spheres will form instantly.
Dill Oil: Blanch dill 10 seconds, shock in ice water, squeeze dry, blend with grapeseed oil, strain through cheesecloth.
Ingredients:
Preparation: Mix all dry elements; use as textural and aromatic garnish.
White, shallow 28cm ceramic with slight depression; temperature 55°C.
Foundation (5 o'clock position): Spoon 15ml fermented celery root purée in small mound; create gentle slope with back of spoon.
Protein Placement (12 o'clock): Position koji-cured scallop on top of purée, angled slightly. The scallop should be the visual anchor.
Emulsion Artistry (3 o'clock): Spoon 8ml brown butter-miso emulsion in small dots (3-4) around the plate, using tweezers to place with precision.
Gelée Placement: Arrange 4-5 smoked dashi gelée cubes in a loose line from 2 to 4 o'clock, creating visual rhythm.
Crispy Yolk (1 o'clock): Place koji-cured egg yolk on a small mound of celery purée, creating height variation.
Wafer Architecture: Stand koji wafer vertically behind the scallop, leaning slightly—this creates drama and height.
Pickle Sphere: Place pickled cucumber sphere (drained) at 6 o'clock, nestled against purée.
Oil Drizzle: Using squeeze bottle, create thin lines of toasted nori oil across plate, moving from protein outward.
Herb Oil: Dribble dill oil (3-4 small dots) near pickle sphere.
Dust and Garnish:
Final Touch: Micro shiso leaf or dill frond placed on scallop for freshness indicator.
The plate should read as:
Temperature Protocol:
Timing: This dish requires 90 seconds of final plating. Communicate with kitchen to ensure all components are ready simultaneously.
Wine Pairing Recommendation: A mineral-driven white with slight oxidation (Jura Savagnin or aged Riesling) echoes the koji fermentation and bright acidity.
| Component | Ingredient | Supplier | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Koji Spores | Aspergillus oryzae | GEM Cultures, Fermentationculture.eu | Food-grade, organic certified |
| Scallop | Diver scallop | Local sustainable fishery | Avoid farmed; request same-day delivery |
| Miso | Aka miso, white miso | Marukame Udon, Nakagin | Unpasteurized preferred |
| Nori | Grade A Yaki nori | Kenko Foods | Toasted, premium quality |
| Dashi | Kombu, bonito flakes | Kenko Foods, Umami Mart | Hokkaido kombu, Ito Suisan bonito |
| Koji Powder | Dehydrated koji | Gem Cultures, DIY dehydration | Dehydrate fresh koji at 40°C |
Why Koji? Koji transforms this dish from a simple scallop preparation into a meditation on umami development. The enzymatic breakdown of proteins into amino acids (particularly glutamate) creates a flavor depth that rivals aged cheeses or fermented products, but with a delicate, almost floral quality unique to koji.
The Fermentation Philosophy By using koji on both the scallop AND in the celery root purée, we create a harmonic relationship—the koji notes resonate throughout the dish, creating cohesion while the other elements (smoke, acidity, brightness) provide contrast.
Why These Pairings Work
This dish celebrates fermentation as both technique and philosophy—the idea that transformation through time and microbial action creates something greater than the sum of its parts. It's simultaneously deeply Japanese (koji, dashi, miso) and resolutely modern (spherification, smoke infusion, enzymatic curing), challenging the diner's assumptions about what "Japanese cuisine" means while honoring its fundamental principles.
The koji-cured scallop may be the most innovative element: by using the same organism that creates sake, miso, and soy sauce, we're connecting the diner to centuries of fermentation tradition while presenting something entirely new.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
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