Compare Claude Sonnet 4 by Anthropic against Qwen3 Coder Plus by Qwen, in 9 community votes, qwen3 coder plus wins 56% of head-to-head duels, context windows of 200K vs 128K, tested across 31 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
In 9 community votes, Qwen3 Coder Plus wins 56% of head-to-head duels. Qwen3 Coder Plus leads in Web Design. Based on blind community voting from the RIVAL open dataset of 9+ human preference judgments for this pair.
31 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
I need to think through this step-by-step.
Given information:
Let me work out how many sisters are in the family total.
If each of Sally's 3 brothers has 2 sisters, and all the brothers are in the same family, then there must be 2 sisters total in the family.
Since Sally is one of those sisters, and there are 2 sisters total, Sally must have 1 sister.
Therefore, Sally has 1 sister.
Tests an AI's understanding of number representation
No, 9.11 is not greater than 9.9.
To compare these decimal numbers:
Since both numbers have the same whole number part (9), we compare the decimal parts:
Therefore, 9.9 is greater than 9.11.
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
All 5 jokes are unique - each one has a different setup, punchline, and comedic concept. They cover different types of wordplay: scientific puns (#1, #4), visual humor (#2), food puns (#3), and agricultural wordplay (#5).
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
All 5 of these jokes are unique - each one has a different setup and punchline, covering various topics from science to farming to relationships to beauty to food. No duplicates here!
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
walks on stage, adjusts mic
So I'm 30 now, which means I'm officially an adult. Apparently. Though I still feel like I'm just a confused teenager wearing a slightly more expensive t-shirt.
You know what nobody tells you about being an adult? How much time you spend pretending to understand what other adults are talking about. I was at a dinner party last week – because that's what we do now, we have "dinner parties" instead of just "eating pizza on the couch" – and someone started talking about mortgage rates.
I just nodded along like, "Oh yes, rates. Very mortgage-y." Meanwhile, I'm thinking a mortgage is something you get at a fancy French restaurant.
mimics sophisticated nodding
"Mmm, yes, I'll have the mortgage, medium rare."
And don't get me started on small talk with neighbors. I live in an apartment building, and there's this unspoken rule that you have to acknowledge each other in the hallway. But what do you say?
"Hey, nice... existing near me."
"Thanks, you too. Love what you've done with your... door."
The worst is when you're both waiting for the elevator in complete silence. It's like a hostage situation, but with more awkward eye contact. You're both just standing there, praying the elevator comes before one of you has to comment on the weather.
stares ahead uncomfortably
"So... it's very... outside today."
I tried being one of those people who meal preps. You know these people? They spend their entire Sunday cooking seventeen identical containers of sad-looking chicken and broccoli. I bought all the containers, felt very organized, very adult-like.
Week one: Perfect little meals, properly labeled. I felt like a productivity guru.
Week two: I'm eating cereal for dinner and using the containers to store my collection of takeout sauce packets.
holds up imaginary container
"Ah yes, vintage soy sauce, 2023. A good week for Chinese delivery."
Speaking of food, grocery shopping as an adult is weird. When you're a kid, the grocery store is magical. Everything looks amazing. You want the cookies, the candy, the sugar cereal with the cartoon mascot.
Now I walk through the store like a tired parent, even though I don't have kids. I'm just disappointed in all my options.
walks slowly, shaking head
"This yogurt has too much sugar. These crackers have no fiber. Why is everything either terrible for you or tastes like cardboard had a baby with sadness?"
And I've started doing this thing where I read nutrition labels like I understand them. I don't. I just nod thoughtfully and put things back like I'm some kind of wellness expert.
"Hmm, seventeen grams of... things. That seems like too many things."
The real kicker is when you find yourself getting excited about household appliances. Last month, I spent twenty minutes explaining to my friend why I love my new vacuum cleaner. TWENTY MINUTES. About a vacuum.
"It has three different settings! And look at this attachment! This little brush thing goes in corners!"
My friend just stared at me like I'd been replaced by a suburban mom from 1987.
But you know what? I've decided to embrace it. Yes, I get excited about good storage solutions. Yes, I have opinions about thread count. Yes, I've used the phrase "back in my day" unironically, and I'm only thirty.
shrugs confidently
Because being an adult isn't about having it all figured out. It's about confidently pretending you know what you're doing while secretly googling "how to fold a fitted sheet" for the hundredth time.
And if that's not the American dream, I don't know what is.
pause
Also, if anyone actually knows how to fold a fitted sheet, please find me after the show. I'll pay you.
mic drop gesture
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience! Don't forget to tip your servers and call your parents – they're worried about you!
Total time: approximately 3 minutes when delivered at normal comedy pace
"Modern Problems"
walks on stage
So I tried to be healthy this year. I downloaded one of those fitness apps that tracks your steps. Apparently, walking to the fridge 47 times a day doesn't count as "cardio." Who knew? The app gave me a notification: "You walked 235 steps today. Pathetic." Thanks, Karen. I know my life's a disappointment.
takes a sip of water
I love how we've outsourced all our basic human functions to technology. My phone knows I'm sad before I do. It's like, "Hey, you've been staring at the same email for three hours. Want to order sushi?" Yes, phone. Yes I do. How did you know I was emotionally constipated?
mimics phone
My smart home is smarter than me. I say "Alexa, turn on the lights" and she's like, "Did you mean: how to fix your life?" The thermostat judges my shower habits. "Dave, you took a 23-minute shower. The environment is dying." Sorry, thermostat! I was processing trauma!
paces
Dating apps are wild. My profile says I'm "adventurous" because I once ordered Thai food without looking at the spice level. It was a medium. I cried for twenty minutes. But hey, I finished it – that's commitment! My matches are like, "I love hiking and yoga." Cool, Karen. I love naps and not returning phone calls. We're all just making it up as we go.
shakes head
Social media's the best, right? I posted a picture of my breakfast and got more validation than my entire college career. "This avocado toast looks amazing!" Thank you, stranger from Idaho. Finally, someone recognizes my culinary achievements. Three likes. I've never felt more seen.
mimes taking a photo
Kids today are so advanced. My nephew's six years old and he's already better at technology than I am. I asked him to help me connect to WiFi and he fixed my marriage in the process. "Uncle Dave, you and Aunt Sarah haven't talked in two weeks. That's the real connection problem."
looks around
I tried meditation. Sat there for ten minutes thinking about everything I need to do. The app was like, "Find your inner peace." I found my inner panic attack instead. Much more familiar territory.
shrugs
You know what the real problem is? We're all pretending we have it together while scrolling through other people's highlight reels. Everyone's posting about their perfect lives while secretly eating cereal for dinner again. We're all Dave. We're all just Daves, trying to look good in phone cameras and failing.
takes a bow
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. Don't forget to like and subscribe to your local comedian!
exits
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
