Compare Claude Opus 4 by Anthropic against Qwen3 Coder Plus by Qwen, context windows of 200K vs 128K, tested across 32 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
32 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
I need to work through this step-by-step.
Given information:
Since Sally is one of the sisters that each brother has, and each brother has 2 sisters total, that means th ere must be exactly 2 sisters in the family.
The 2 sisters are:
Therefore, Sally has 1 sister.
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!
All 5 jokes are unique - each one has a different setup and punchline, covering different topics (atoms/scie nce, bears, scarecrows, pasta, and eggs).
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
All 5 of these jokes are unique - each one has a different setup and punchline, covering various topics from science to farming to relationships to beauty to food. No duplicates here!
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
"Modern Problems"
walks on stage
So I tried to be healthy this year. I downloaded one of those fitness apps that tracks your steps. Apparently, walking to the fridge 47 times a day doesn't count as "cardio." Who knew? The app gave me a notification: "You walked 235 steps today. Pathetic." Thanks, Karen. I know my life's a disappointment.
takes a sip of water
I love how we've outsourced all our basic human functions to technology. My phone knows I'm sad before I do. It's like, "Hey, you've been staring at the same email for three hours. Want to order sushi?" Yes, phone. Yes I do. How did you know I was emotionally constipated?
mimics phone
My smart home is smarter than me. I say "Alexa, turn on the lights" and she's like, "Did you mean: how to fix your life?" The thermostat judges my shower habits. "Dave, you took a 23-minute shower. The environment is dying." Sorry, thermostat! I was processing trauma!
paces
Dating apps are wild. My profile says I'm "adventurous" because I once ordered Thai food without looking at the spice level. It was a medium. I cried for twenty minutes. But hey, I finished it – that's commitment! My matches are like, "I love hiking and yoga." Cool, Karen. I love naps and not returning phone calls. We're all just making it up as we go.
shakes head
Social media's the best, right? I posted a picture of my breakfast and got more validation than my entire college career. "This avocado toast looks amazing!" Thank you, stranger from Idaho. Finally, someone recognizes my culinary achievements. Three likes. I've never felt more seen.
mimes taking a photo
Kids today are so advanced. My nephew's six years old and he's already better at technology than I am. I asked him to help me connect to WiFi and he fixed my marriage in the process. "Uncle Dave, you and Aunt Sarah haven't talked in two weeks. That's the real connection problem."
looks around
I tried meditation. Sat there for ten minutes thinking about everything I need to do. The app was like, "Find your inner peace." I found my inner panic attack instead. Much more familiar territory.
shrugs
You know what the real problem is? We're all pretending we have it together while scrolling through other people's highlight reels. Everyone's posting about their perfect lives while secretly eating cereal for dinner again. We're all Dave. We're all just Daves, trying to look good in phone cameras and failing.
takes a bow
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exits
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
