DeepSeek V3.1 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare DeepSeek V3.1 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 164K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare DeepSeek V3.1 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 164K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(The Comedian walks out, grabs the mic. They look tired but amused.)
Alright, how we doin'? Good, good. You all look… adequately hydrated. That’s a win.
You know, I was at the grocery store yesterday, in the self-checkout line. Which is a modern form of torture. It’s you, a machine that hates you, and a piece of lettuce that won’t scan.
The machine’s just screaming at me. “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!”
Calm down, it’s a banana. It’s not unexpected. We’re in a grocery store. The presence of produce should be the most expected thing in this entire building.
The machine’s like a suspicious border agent. “What is the purpose of this avocado?” “I… I plan to mash it, sir. With some lime juice.” “And how long do you intend to stay in the country?” “Just until Thursday, I have chips at home.”
And there’s always that one employee standing over by the regular registers, just watching you struggle. They don’t help. They’re the guardian of the paid workforce. Their only job is to make eye contact with you while you’re frantically searching the screen for the button that says “My cilantro is organic, you monster!”
We’ve outsourced all the jobs… to ourselves. I’m scanning, I’m bagging, I’m paying. I’m even providing my own emotional support. I’m my own cashier. And I’m a terrible employee. I show up late, I have a bad attitude, and I definitely give myself a friends-and-family discount on these granola bars.
And it’s not just the store. My phone is now my travel agent, my map, my camera, my restaurant… My phone is basically my mom. It tells me where to go, what to do, and it’s always watching me. The only thing it doesn’t do is ask when I’m going to give it grandchildren. Though, with all the photos of my friend’s babies I ‘like’, its algorithm is probably very concerned.
We’re living in the future and it’s… oddly passive aggressive. My smart speaker got sassy with me the other day. I asked for the weather. It said, “Currently 42 degrees and cloudy. And just a reminder, you were also supposed to buy light bulbs today. You’re failing at basic sustenance.”
I live alone, so now I get bullied by my own appliances. My fridge sent me an email. Subject line: “We need to talk about the cheese.” It’s a concerning subject line to get from anyone, but especially from a large appliance that knows where you sleep.
I think we all need to just… slow down. Disconnect. Get back to nature. I tried that last weekend. I went for a hike. It was awful. So quiet. No notifications. Just me, the trees, and the crushing anxiety of my own thoughts. After ten minutes I was like, “Alright, where’s the ‘like’ button on this squirrel?” I need validation for existing, nature doesn’t provide that.
I ended up just sitting on a log and accidentally making eye contact with a deer for like, a full minute. It was a whole thing. No words were exchanged, but we understood each other. We were both just… tired. He’s probably out there right now, trying to scan his own acorns at a tree that keeps yelling “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!”
We’re not so different, me and that deer. We’re all just trying to get through the day without a machine yelling at us.
Thank you, you’ve been great! My name is [Your Name], don’t forget to tip your server, not your smart speaker!
(Exits.)
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Here’s a simple, delicious, and creative savory dish using just 7 common pantry ingredients—no fresh produce required!
A warm, spiced, and satisfying one-pan dish with crispy chickpeas, tangy tomatoes, and a hint of smoky sweetness. Perfect as a side, snack, or light meal!
(Optional garnish: dried parsley or red pepper flakes if you have them!)
Crisp the chickpeas:
Simmer the tomatoes:
Combine & serve:
Serve warm!
Variations (if you have extras):
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Of course. Here is a comprehensive, cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan designed for a dedicated biohacker. This plan is aggressive, detailed, and incorporates the latest principles from longevity science, performance optimization, and systems biology.
Disclaimer: This is an advanced protocol. Consult with a physician or a qualified health professional before starting any new diet, exercise, or supplement regimen, especially one this intensive. This is a template; individual responses vary greatly. Blood work (e.g., NMR lipid panel, ApoB, HbA1c, fasting insulin, CRP, homocysteine, comprehensive metabolic panel, full hormone panel, micronutrient levels) is strongly recommended before and after the 3-month period to personalize and assess efficacy.
The goal of this month is to establish a solid baseline, enhance metabolic flexibility, and initiate cellular repair processes.
Dietary Protocol: Cyclical Ketogenic Diet with Time-Restricted Eating (TRE)
Supplement Stack (Month 1):
Exercise Routine:
Tracking & Biofeedback:
Stress & Resilience:
This month intensifies cellular cleanup, adds more advanced supplement cycles, and introduces hormetic stressors.
Dietary Protocol: Protein-Fasting & Extended Fasting
Supplement Stack (Month 2 - Introduce Cycling):
Exercise Routine:
Tracking & Biofeedback:
Stress & Resilience:
The final month focuses on integrating all protocols, pushing physical and cognitive performance boundaries, and leveraging epigenetic triggers.
Dietary Protocol: Metabolic Flexibility Mastery
Supplement Stack (Month 3 - Advanced Stack):
Exercise Routine:
Tracking & Biofeedback:
Stress & Resilience:
This 3-month plan is a intense immersion into the core principles of biohacking. After this period, you can cycle off certain intense protocols (like extended fasting or senolytics) and adopt a more sustainable maintenance plan based on the biomarkers and insights you've gathered.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Of course. Here is an innovative recipe designed to the specifications of a Michelin 3-star restaurant.
Conceptual Narrative: "Petrichor"
The dish is an edible evocation of the first rain on a sun-baked forest floor—the scent known as petrichor. It explores the transition from the dry, earthy heat of a summer day to the cool, refreshing, and life-giving release of a thunderstorm. The plate becomes a landscape where earthy, savory, and sweet elements interact in unexpected ways, telling a story of contrast and harmony.
Sunchoke, Sakura Rain, Stuffed Morel, Duck Heart
Yields: 4 servings Difficulty: Expert
This component provides the earthy, textural base of the dish.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing Note: Sunchokes are seasonal in autumn/winter. White miso (Shiro Miso) is available in Asian grocery stores or specialty markets.
This element is the conceptual centerpiece, providing a burst of cool, floral, and umami flavor.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing Note: Salt-preserved sakura and Usukuchi soy sauce are essential Japanese ingredients. Usukuchi is lighter in color and saltier than regular soy, preventing the gelee from becoming too dark. Source from a reputable Japanese grocer or online.
The rich, umami-packed "treasure" of the forest floor.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
The plating is minimalist and artistic, resembling a landscape painting.
Service Note: The dish must be served immediately. The contrast between the cool gelee, warm morel, and room-temperature soil is crucial to the experience. The server may briefly explain the concept of "petrichor" to guide the diner's perception.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
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