DeepSeek V3.2 vs Mistral Large 2
Compare DeepSeek V3.2 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 131K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare DeepSeek V3.2 by DeepSeek against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, context windows of 131K vs 128K, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Quirks of Modern Life"
[Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, grabs the mic.]
"Hey, everyone! How’s it going? Good? Great. I’m here to talk about the weird stuff we all deal with in modern life. You know, the things that make you go, 'Wait, is this normal, or am I just losing it?'
Let’s start with smart devices. I have a smart speaker at home. You know, the kind that’s supposed to make your life easier. But somehow, it’s turned into a passive-aggressive roommate. Like, I’ll say, 'Hey, play my morning playlist,' and it’ll respond, 'Playing The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel.' And I’m like, 'Wow, even my speaker’s roasting me now.'
And don’t get me started on autocorrect. It’s like having a personal assistant who’s always drunk. I’ll type, 'I’m running late,' and it’ll change it to, 'I’m running llama.' Yeah, because that’s what I meant. I’m late to work because I’m herding llamas. Totally normal.
Speaking of work, can we talk about Zoom meetings? I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re on mute for the entire meeting, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re eating a sandwich or scrolling through TikTok. And that little 'You’re on mute' reminder? It’s the digital equivalent of someone tapping you on the shoulder and saying, 'You’re embarrassing yourself.'
And let’s not forget self-checkout machines. I don’t know about you, but every time I use one, I feel like I’m being tested. It’s like, 'Please place the item in the bagging area.' I did place it in the bagging area! Why are you yelling at me? I’m not stealing a $2 banana! And then the attendant comes over, and I feel like I’ve been caught shoplifting, even though I’m literally paying for my groceries.
Oh, and social media. What even is that anymore? It’s like a highlight reel of everyone’s fake lives. People post pictures of their perfect vacations, their perfect meals, their perfect relationships. Meanwhile, I’m over here posting a selfie with the caption, 'Survived another day without spilling coffee on myself.' Spoiler alert: I didn’t survive.
But you know what’s the weirdest thing about modern life? Streaming services. There are so many of them now, I spend more time choosing what to watch than actually watching anything. I’ll scroll through Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, and Amazon Prime for an hour, only to end up rewatching The Office for the eighth time. At this point, I’m not even watching it for the jokes; I’m just checking in on my fictional coworkers.
And don’t get me started on passwords. I have so many passwords now, I’ve started using the same one for everything. My Netflix password is literally 'Password123,' and I’m just hoping no one hacks me. Like, what are they gonna steal? My watch history of true crime documentaries?
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for tonight. Thanks for laughing, and remember: if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed by modern life, just take a deep breath, turn off your smart speaker, and eat a banana. Just make sure you pay for it at the self-checkout.
Goodnight, everyone!"
[Lights down. Applause.]
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Morning (5:30-7:00 AM):
Nutrition (Time-Restricted Eating 8-hour window):
Supplement Stack (Mon-Fri):
Exercise Protocol:
Advanced Fasting Regimen:
Supplement Additions:
Cognitive Enhancement:
Advanced Tracking:
Recovery Protocols:
Genetic-Based Adjustments:
Circadian Optimization:
Advanced Exercise Protocols:
Final Testing & Protocol Lock:
This protocol represents the current cutting edge of longevity biohacking, integrating nutritional biochemistry, advanced technology, and personalized medicine. Regular adaptation based on biomarker response is crucial for optimal results.
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Dish Title: Echoes of the Forest Floor
Conceptual Narrative:
This dish is an edible landscape, capturing the moment a truffle is unearthed—earthy, mysterious, and transformative. It explores the duality of decay and rebirth through the unexpected pairing of white truffle and black garlic, both products of microbial alchemy. The truffle represents the prized subterranean treasure, while black garlic embodies sweet, umami-rich fermentation. Advanced techniques (sous-vide, fluid gel, soil texturization) deconstruct and elevate humble forest elements into a harmonious, multi-sensory experience. Plating mirrors a forager’s basket: a ceramic "stone" plate holds curated components like a still-life of foraged items.
Serves as the foundational "earth" layer.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing: Black garlic (available from specialty Asian markets or online fermenters); activated charcoal (food-grade, from health stores).
A silky, aromatic soup served in a miniature porcelain "truffle" vessel.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing: Fresh white truffle (Alba, Italy, in season; or preserved in argon from gourmet suppliers).
The "game" element, representing forest fauna.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing: Farmed venison (New Zealand or Scottish); fresh juniper berries (specialty spice stores).
An elegant, savory-sweet element mimicking mycelial networks.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
A burst of acidity to cut richness, resembling wild berries.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Sourcing: Sodium alginate/calcium lactate (modernist pantry online).
Pairing: A glass of aged Barolo (e.g., Giacomo Conterno)—its tannins and red fruit complement the truffle and game.
Concept Closure: Each bite moves from earthy (soil) to rich (velouté), then gamey (venison), finishing with bright acidity (blueberry). The unusual truffle-black garlic pairing bridges pungent freshness and deep umami, while techniques like fluid gel and spherification modernize rustic ingredients. This dish tells a story of discovery, decay, and luxury hidden beneath the surface.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS